Selentyx

She/Her transbian :3 // Mostly Reposts, but welcome to my humble gay page 😌💖

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[sadclowncentral]

no you don't understand. i do international regulation of emerging technologies for a living. this WAS me stress dreaming about work

[chaoticgouda]

In AWE at the sheer big dick energy this royal mistress exuded

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"Scam" you mean people are fighting back against housing discrimination??? I don't think these people know what the word scam means

Scams are designed to trick someone into giving up money based on lies. This is just.. asking for information then legally enforcing the law??

Fuck landlords

[that-gay-jedi]

"Are you illegally discriminating against disabled people?"

"Yes."

[animentality]

[kuropin]

Jax and Kinger

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

[hippy-craic]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself

[windienine]

horny for mech pilots. horny for commanding officers. WHERE is the horny for r&d.

[retroactivebakeries]

[pretentiouslimericks]

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

[emptyjunior]

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

[junebug-jamboree]

[tamamoland-dark-queen-of-gehenna]

hitting the optimize button in the equip menu is an implicit agreement to put on whatever the fairy recommends

[no-pants-kayla]

"Nobody'll see it," she says, fully aware of the better stat breastplate with a boob window in the next dungeon.

[tamamolandael]

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

I love you OP

[qqchurch]

[brellom]

Female Link Friday Summer Fun 01

[blueskittlesart]

happy pride month from everyone's favorite transgender LESBIAN video game characters!!!

[trans flag version]

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[shilodraws]

i had a vision… of schoolgirl lawlights

[default-cube]

it's literally cute when a girl posts

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reblogging with tongue

[melodies-stereo]

"Love every trans woman before it's too late" isn't something you can just say, or something you can idly do, and it deeply irritates me when people spit this out as a meaningless platitude. It's not a phrase you can just say, fucking mean it. Mean it, and act on it. Prove to the trans women in your life that you mean it.

If you really want to make a difference in her life, be there for her, and love her genuinely and deeply. Be there when she's crying over some awful thing she's been told by a coworker. Be there when she's excitedly telling you about the incredible book series she's just finished. Be present for the important moments in her life that she wants your presence in. Be there for her when she's been cast out by her family. Be there when she's venting about what people have put her through for her whole life, listen to her. Go clothes shopping with her, help her pick out a wonderful dress, or a cute blouse, stockings, and whatever else. Believe her when she tells you that the awful things people say about her aren't true. Take her to a museum, or a diner, just enjoy life with her. Help her connect with other trans women. Support her when she has no-one left, and help her find new people to love. Engage with her on a level that shows her how much you care. Understand what she has to say. Offer her your support, even if you know she'll reject it in the moment.

Tell her that you love her, and don't ever let her forget it. Remind her that you care, don't let her forget that you're in her corner no matter what. No matter what happens, love her through it all. Love her so deeply that 'before it's too late' may never come. The only reason I'm still here, is because at every stage of my adult life, I've had someone in my life be there for me during all of these moments. I have been and am loved so deeply by so many, and even then, 'before it's too late' still hangs over my head, staring me down every day, late at night. Hold on to us, reach out, and please don't let go. Because, if you keep holding us close, it'll become just a little bit easier for us to stick around, even if just for one more day.

[armoryangel]

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