Throw Me Away, Leave Me To Decay.

INTP. Capricorn. 21. New York.

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😂😂😂

[tajinhoe]

my exact face

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i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

[sweetwineandroses]

No wonder Hermione always got onto the boys for not doing their homework.

[cosmic-aria]

it’s honestly not even a foot and a half it’s just one sheet of paper. a foot is 12 inches. like dang if i had to only write one page long essays in school about cool magic shit then i would have been ecstatic.

[roachpatrol]

also 12pt times new roman— the standard assigned size and font for a lot of essay assignments— produces significantly smaller text than a muggleborn teenageer with a pen and ink quill would be able to manage on the regular, no matter how dedicated she was. ron and harry are frequently noted to be using large handwriting on unlined paper. their homework would have been about three short paragraphs if they were feeling studious. 

no wonder hermione was so fucking exasperated! muggle students their age would have strangled them. 

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Oh

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[jacobdarvin]

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[jizzfrosti]

Why is he so scared

[ladygolem]

 the destructive potential of his new form terrifies him

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[unstableidentity-archive]

my friend: [needs comfort]

me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words

[bpdsoftie]

hey its me, your local burden,

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[sridevi]

that’s not how you open…………a can of….pickles.

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i’ve never seen a video with such dark psychic energy in my entire life

[cum-padre]

you havent really??

what about this?

[paprika]

[emeraldincandescent]

Sometimes writing is like having an enormous lake in your head, and you want to get it out of your head and into a proper place for a lake so other people can come and go swimming and ride jet skis and stuff, except all you have to move the lake is a teaspoon. So you’re just sitting there frantically flinging water out of the lake with your teaspoon and telling people, “Guys, this lake is going to be so cool when it’s done,” but it will never be done. There is so much lake.

[emeraldincandescent]

I didn’t really expect this to be relatable, but if you wanna reblog, go wild.