Lets get shrexual

[segamascott]

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

[thememedaddy]

[theconcealedweapon]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[jadeharleyinc]

"blowing your load" and "cumming your brains out" are both really good, so you'd think "blowing your brains out" would be fantastic, but,

[cpericardium]

that's genius... xi jinping was right

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Disney Announces Live Action Remake of “Moana”

FIJMU News 10-8-16

The latest film in Disney’s recent trend of remaking their animated classics as live action will be “Moana,” the original of which has yet to be released.

“We at Disney feel that Moana is our best animated film yet and we won’t wait to adapt it as a live action feature,” said Disney representative Mike Pence (Not to be confused with Republican Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence). “With successes like “Maleficent,” “Alice in Wonderland,” “Cinderella,” “The Jungle Book,” and the upcoming “Mulan,” and “Beauty and the Beast” films, we feel the time is right to adapt Moana for a 2019 release.”

Disney is not without its critics however. According to film critic Tim Kaine (Not to be confused with Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Tim Kaine), “Disney is all about money now, they’ll remake anything they’ve got for a quick buck.” There’s no denying the trend, but with high box office results and good reviews, many feel the remake fad is delivering some of the studio’s best works. Moana has received very good reviews from preview screenings, and the live action version will surely be worth seeing.

Moana comes out on November 23rd, 2016, and again in live action on December 15th, 2019. Scarlett Johansson has been confirmed for the lead role.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

This was a joke when I wrote it in 2016 just before the original animated one came out. I guess the real live action one comes out on Friday.

[berkeleygirl3]

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[solarpunkhomesteadzone6a]

There's punk in solarpunk

[s0fich]

[s0fich]

happy in his blankeyy

[onlytiktoks]

[shinyhappygoth]

Time to FROLIC!

[bobomcfoe-art]

Videos i like so much i painted them

[the-quasar-hero]

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

[dreamyslothbunny]

WRONG! Time travel beam

[the-quasar-hero]

[areawest]

クソ、これはダメだ。

[the-quasar-hero]

さて、私は何をすべきでしょうか？

[sometimes-me]

[tumblr]人は、人形のようにｊｐｅｇで遊ぶことが大好きだね。。。

[konoko]

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[ayeforscotland]

It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

[ayeforscotland]

Shitposting at its finest.

[darillium-night]

So I found out from one of my patients that it’s insanely stupidly common for naturalized immigrants to the US to end up with documents that literally just entirely have their incorrect birthday on them purely because the idiots working in the US immigration offices are too fucking stupid to know that we are the only country in the world that uses the month/day/year date format.

So anyway my patient’s birthday was like November 3rd, not March 11th. And she’s actually not 21 for another like several months dude.