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18+ I'm Morgan. My posts can get LONG. I'm not scared to ramble or gush, so be ready for long posts. This is more like a public diary for me than anything, tbh. (Read pinned post for more. Includes important content warnings.)

[self-shipping-hell]

I interact from lonelyhomosapien

18+

Content warnings to consider:

Swearing, Minor Gore, Violence, Blood, Death, Venting, Alcohol, Drugs, Self-Loathing, Moral Ambiguity, Bug Positivity

(They aren't consistent and can be rare, but I am generally bad at tagging triggers. So I've just collected them here. If any of the above bothers you, please refrain from following.)

I ramble with no prompting so if you don't care to see that, then blacklist the tag "morgushes". Thank you!

If you're here that means you have questions. Do we share a F/O? Am I an asshole? What colors are mirrors? Fear not! I have an ego I must stroke, and I intend to do so via this post! (Mirrors are green, btw.)

F/Os

I have only listed romantic F/Os for conveniences sake. I list tags for you to blacklist if there's anything involving a character you don't want to see.

Familial and platonic F/Os here

Nays

You don't have to read all of these to interact. If I see some shit I don't agree with on your blog I'll just block you. Nothing personal, no drama. Just taking care of myself. I block pretty liberally.

About/Commissions

Commissions are currently open!

[selfship-quotes]

imagine your f/o(s) as a furry, what type of animal would they be?

[self-shipping-hell]

You're delusional :)

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my delusions where I'm being railed hard by people that totally exist.

[vegitoswife]

while i do think it's cringe to speak badly of other self shippers who have the same f/o as you because you don't like sharing, i also think there's nothing wrong with you believing that no one else interprets and thinks about your f/o the same way as you. in fact, i think that mindset should be encouraged.

cherishing your individuality and your own love for your f/o - having self love in other words - is important, i say. none of us are the exact same person after all. what we each bring to the table will always be inherently different.

[dingdongitmustbelove]

i love being a self shipper but half of the time it feels like this

[self-shipping-hell]

You know what? I'm such a fucking catch. I just fixed the oven and the A/C furnace. Diagnosed, ordered the right parts, fixed and set. I'd so be able to take care of my F/Os don't even try me. Now I'm gonna make green beans, scalloped potatoes and a chicken fried steak dinner because I fucking earned it.

[self-shipping-hell]

I SUCK IT'S STILL BROKEN ALL MY F/OS ARE BREAKING UP WITH ME BECAUSE I CAN'T FIX SHIT GODDAMMIT

[self-shipping-hell]

You know what? I'm such a fucking catch. I just fixed the oven and the A/C furnace. Diagnosed, ordered the right parts, fixed and set. I'd so be able to take care of my F/Os don't even try me. Now I'm gonna make green beans, scalloped potatoes and a chicken fried steak dinner because I fucking earned it.

[self-shipping-hell]

Hey I'm checking in hope you're doing well

It's always so wonderful to see old friends! I wish I had something great to say to indicate I'm doing well, but the truth is things have been difficult. Still, thank you so much for reaching out, it made me brighten so much, you have no idea!

[pebblesinabox-deactivated202408]

"Hey, you imagine fictional characters cuddling and kissing you all the time! You must be okay with physical touch right?"

Me when ppl touch me:

(Proshippers DNI)

[cursedmoon-doll13]

‘Imagine You S/I Was Canon…’ Self-Ship Asks

✍️: Overall, how does the fandom trait you? Are you a beloved character, or hated? Are you popular, or a minor side character? Anything in between?

📝: How would your story in canon go? How would you influence the events of the original story?

🤪: What is your trait that fanon would exaggerate?

🥰: How would someone who loved you portray you?

😡: How would someone who hated you portray you?

👯: What canon character are you most similar to?

🌦️: Would you be accompanied by mostly fluff or angst fanfics? Both? Explain why.

🏷️: What is you and your f/o’s ship name?

❤️: How popular is you x your f/o? Are you a rarepair?

💞: Aside from with your f/o, who else would you commonly be shipped with? Why?

☕️: What are the most common plots of shipping fics between you and your f/o?

🛌: What tropes show up in fics involving your ship?

🪐: What would be your most popular AU and why?

💘: Why would people love your ship? Why would people dislike your ship? How might it start debates?

🙈: Why would your ship be thought of as cute/fluffy? Why would your ship be considered problematic?

🎞️: What ‘canon’ scenes would the fandom point to as evidence for the validity of your ship?

💌: How would your dynamic be portrayed? What might people focus on most? Any misconceptions?

👀: How does your ship with your f/o influence both of your characterisations and the world? Would there be any interesting metas written about your dynamic?

[princehatterene-archived]

you know what? shoutout to selfshippers who are just. not good with romance. to folks who are a little off-put by imagines that are all about kissing and cuddling. who try to think about all the mushy-gushy stuff and just can’t relate. who see their f/os and just want to vibe. shoutout to aromantic selfshippers. 💚🤍🩶🖤

[loveydoveylex]

this is how some of y'all talk about your f/os and I mean that in the best way possible

[chaotic-fo-imagines]

You bought your f/o one of those children's driving cars as a joke (since they can't get/don't have their actual driver's license). But now they won't stop driving it everywhere; the sidewalks, the beach, the park...possibly running over someone in the process with incredible road rage...maybe you made the right call in giving them this instead of an actual car...

Bonus points if its one of them pink barbie cars

[waluigus-harem]

YOU may think I’m weird

but my favorite CHARACTER ALSO thinks I’m weird but in an endearing way.

I’m like a strange well-behaved mollusk to them :) and I think that’s beautiful

[morticiankisser]

i think i missed promo hour but! hi my name’s kayla i can be your cool interest shifting mutual! check out my carrd!

[self-shipping-hell]

I'm so close to having a panic attack?? For no fucking reason I guess??!?! I wish I could get stoned, but I need it out of my system for job hunting, so...I dunno. Should I drink? Not get schwasted, but something to calm my nerves...Or should I just ride it out in a healthy way? Because I'm fine, it's just job-hunting, and I'm being such a baby about it lowkey. Not to put down my feelings, this is literally just a

kind of harshness. Like I need an Edna mode, but all I have is vodka and absinthe instead. Which is actually surprisingly close, I think.

[platonic-qpr-selfshipping]

current mood: would be feeling better if one of my f/os hugged me

also sleepy