Ryusui's boygirlfriend

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Hello!

-call me Cheemer

-he/him

-f/o list

-ask for nsfw alt

-my thoughts on sharing my f/os are nuanced and complicated, but overall I find sharing okay.

-I follow and interact from my main, @cheemerthelizard. If you see that blog in your notifs, that’s me! And if you’re a mutual on my main and I reblogged something here accidentally. Um. Hi. You’ve found the bowling minigame.

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me, shaking and sweating from the hit my bank account took during convention weekend: i shoul dget a commission

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OH FUCK THERES ANOTHER FIC I FORGOT TO POST

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The New World’s Peace Conference (Ryusui x Hara [OC])

Uh oh! Turns out some people didn’t like how the old world was run before the petrification and have a few choice words to say about it! Meanwhile, Ryusui gets a new want and won’t let it go, as usual.

This was all incredibly pointless, in Senku’s eyes. The goal of humanity’s revival was to get thousands of years of science back to where it was before the petrification. That meant they were trying to rebuild everything to exactly how it was before.

But Tsukasa just had to go and revive a reformist before becoming an ally of the Kingdom of Science.

So now, here he was. Sat as a member of a board with Taiju, Ukyo, Chrome, and Kinro, listening to inane squabbles between the reformist, Hara Baru, and the capitalist, Ryusui Nanami.

Hara spoke first. “I say that a capitalist society will only hurt the poor while making the rich richer,” he said. “I’ve seen plenty of it in my time: famine and disease will consume the poor, who can’t pay to survive. It’s something that a rich boy like you has never seen firsthand.”

Ryusui spoke immediately afterward. “And I say that a capitalist society breeds innovation and productivity,” he said. “Unlike the old world, where we lived entirely different lives, we’ve both seen how money has gotten people more motivated to work. It’s why our boat’s building timeline is right on schedule.”

“That’s only because these people have only known a world where monetary value is everything!”

“And what about the people of Ishigami Village? They seem stoked to work for money, despite having never seen it before.”

Tch. Hara looked down, scowling, and racked his mind for another talking point. “And what about the elderly who can’t work? What do they do? Will they just have to starve now that we charge for food?”

It was Ryusui’s turn to scowl. It took a few moments of gripping the table before he looked up and snapped his fingers. “Their younger family members will take care of them, of course!”

“So you agree that those who can’t work should be taken care of despite their uselessness in a capitalist society?”

Ryusui went completely silent. Senku couldn’t help but chuckle. He got you there, Ryusui, he thought to himself.

“But how will we provide for all of those people?” Ryusui asked. “We don’t have a government yet.”

“We’ll get to that when it’s time,” Hara answered. “But for now, the conditions I want are that free food and shelter are set aside for those who need it. And not any of the shitty leftovers, I mean food and shelter that is good. I’ll accept the rest of your conditions if you abide by that.”

Ryusui thought for a few long moments. “Then my conditions are that we continue using Drago as currency, and that finer accommodations are bought with those.”

“Then if the quality of those finer accommodations improves over time, the baseline for free necessities will, too,” Hara said.

Ryusui finally broke his professional demeanor with a “Ha-ha!” and a snap of his fingers. “It’s a deal!” he exclaimed. He extended his hand to shake Hara’s.

Hara also relaxed, shaking Ryusui’s hand with a grimace. “I still don’t like you,” he said, “but I’ll respect your conditions so long as you respect mine.”

Ryusui shrugged. “I suppose I’m not for everyone,” he said. “But I will do the same for you.”

The room was filled with unenthusiastic clapping from the five board members as Hara took his leave through the door. Well, it was more like a door hole with a curtain for privacy.

“Well, that was quicker and more productive than I thought it would be,” Senku said, walking up to Ryusui. “Turns out I’m actually glad this peace conference was held.”

Ryusui wasn’t listening. His eyes fixated on the distance, a sign he was dreaming of grandeur. “I want him,” he muttered.

Senku looked over to the man. “Huh?”

Ryusui didn’t hesitate to clarify. “That confidence! That kindness! That authenticity! That Hara Baru! I want him!” His face erupted in a smile, his gaze fierce.

Senku hummed in agreement. “Yeah, he’s a pretty good ally when he’s on your team,” he said.

“Not like that,” Ryusui said. “This might be the first time in my life where I feel as though I don’t want someone to work for me. I want him. I want Hara as a partner, a lover!”

Senku let out a laugh. “Yeah, I figured you meant it like that,” he said. “But trust me, you have no shot with him.”

“Don’t you know me, Senku?” Ryusui put his hands on his hips. “My greed knows no limits. If it wants the impossible, it gets it. And there’s only one way to earn the affections of Hara Baru!”

Ryusui stormed out of the room, confidently walking towards his crush. “Hara!”

Hara stopped, turning to Ryusui with a nasty look. “What? We already shook hands, you can’t back out n-”

Hara’s words stopped as Ryusui grabbed his hands. “Hara, I must admit, I’ve taken quite a liking to you. I know it shouldn’t work, but love can sprout from the most unusual places. I’d love to take you out sometime, if you would be willing.”

Hara stood, dumbfounded, for no shorter than five seconds before shouting, “Excuse me?! Let go of my hands, you creep!” he snatched his hands away from Ryusui’s. “Didn’t you just hear me say I don’t like you? What made you think that changed in the minute we were apart?”

Ryusui simply smiled. “I had a feeling you would answer like this,” he said, “but that’s okay. Now that you know my feelings for you, I’ve no reason to hide it. And Hara Baru, I swear to you, I will make you love me. When the time is right, you can confess to me.”

“Get your head out of your ass!” Hara exclaimed. “I can confess to you?! What a load of shit! If you make me love you, then you’ll have had to become an entirely different person! Good luck with that, dumbass!”

Ryusui said nothing as he flashed a playboy-like grin to Hara and walked back to Senku.

“So, how did it go?” Senku asked.

Ryusui smiled. “Terribly, as I expected. But I will make him love me, and this was the first step to getting what I wanted.”

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honestly the reason I keep putting off posting fic here is just because tagging it is a hassle and also most of my mutuals already see the google doc anyway via discord

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also I definitely need to make a masterlist of all my fics but uhhhhhhh. That’s a lot of work </3

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honestly the reason I keep putting off posting fic here is just because tagging it is a hassle and also most of my mutuals already see the google doc anyway via discord

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all my selfship mutuals are dr stoneposting right now maybe I should join them

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For starters. See him joyful.

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all my selfship mutuals are dr stoneposting right now maybe I should join them

[blennie]

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

[robertfagden]

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

[orangesideirrational]

or maybe even… a lover

[kittyandco-archive]

imagine

Your f/o walking in on you drawing them.

[antigravityromance]

Rethemed my page for summerrrrr giving this it's own post bc. I'm proud of it :)

guest staring Stanley and Beck ( @hiding-in-love-from-war ) <3 Basil is also there. refusing to participate

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My wife is a somewhat hyper sharing Ryusui shipper, and she is socially awkward online, but she wouldn't mind other Ryusui shippers to gush with. He's actually the only F/O she is 100% open to sharing with.

@abyss-knight-kylie

oh thank you!! I’m open to sharing with my guys so I’m totally down to be friends with her :)

[an-anguularans-soulmates]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

Hi, I'm Cosmo, and I kiss really fast and strong characters. I'm a 30 year old pansexual trans man. My main focus is currently Hyoga Akatsuki from Dr. Stone, and I am nonsharing of him, and most of my other F/Os. Promo this loser, please? I would love to make more moots.

Dividers by @cafekitsune

Additional blogs of mine: @sketches-and-spark-plugs, @sylveon-loveball, and one other that I will only send over DMs.

[batmanshusband]

I'm fucking losing it why is this giving "knocks on your door 9 months after a one night stand to tell you it's yours"

JJSHQJSHH!

I love this ask so much I stopped playing video games to draw this really quick with my finger

[vavavashu]

showing affection through heavy blunt objects to the cranium when they least expect it ♡

[uss-moonveil]

Listen as an autistic person I really do understand the urge to want your selfships to be ‘accurate’ but 1) accuracy is subjective 2) your f/o will act differently (in a positive way) after knowing you 3) at the end of the day this shit is self indulgent soOOOOOOOO have fun and indulge<3