Twenty One Flight Attendants

15 years old, from germany This blog is mostly about twenty one pilots. You can always ask me stuff

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[tkyle]

Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

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BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂

[its-a-different-world]

THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED AND BARELY SAID A WORD. PISSED.

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@brightcorazon

[f-lorui]

[catsjade]

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[metaru-lee]

[brightcorazon]

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[labias]

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[patanu102]

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[salticid]

a girl talk to me

[moaccyrk]

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

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@brightcorazon

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bloochikin]

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[bigeisamazing]

game night with the bros

[dinuguan]

edward gamer hands

[fuks]

[thenatsdorf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“What kind of sorcery is this?” [full video]

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@brightcorazon

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when u log tf in

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@brightcorazon