WTF mate?

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[paper-rose-doodles]

honestly frodo’s journey is so wild

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

[vee-vee-writes]

This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen

[cosmologicalhedgehogephemera]

Panels 1 - 10

[cosmologicalhedgehogephemera]

I found this on twitter by user Kingfisher & Wombat. https://twitter.com/UrsulaV/status/1568685612168892423?cxt=HHwWjsC-2ZjQi8UrAAAA Thought it was too good not to share. First comic in quite a while that’s got me in tears, ‘cos it felt like hope, and, well, what with everything…

[garbage-empress]

time smells bad.

[chrome--horse]

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

[garbage-empress]

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

[garbage-empress]

@ryanthecynic

[larckla]

Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down

[garbage-empress]

As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb

[garbage-empress]

The results are in!

I have radiation poisoning!

[lastvalyrian]

this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning

[naniiebimworks]

A Demon of a Gardener

The retirement of an Angel and a Demon, post-Armageddoff.

Mail forwarded to- South downs.

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[loonyloopylisa]

[definitelynotdakota]

[dwgif]

“His first day was on location with Kylie Minogue, but all eyes, even Kylie’s, were on Bernard. He’d turned up with a suitcase full of props, just in case, including a rubber chicken. And what an actor. Oh, really though, what a wonderful actor. We once took him to the TV Choice Awards and sent him up on his own to collect the award, and the entire room stood up and cheered him. That’s a lovely memory. He’d phone up and say, ‘I’ve got an idea! What if I attack a Dalek with a paintball gun?!’ Okay, Bernard, in it went! He loved Gill with all his heart; he mentioned her in every conversation we ever had. A love story for the ages. I’m so lucky to have known him. Thanks for everything, my old soldier. A legend has left the world.”  — Russell T. Davies

BERNARD JOSEPH CRIBBINS, OBE (29th December 1928—28th July 2022)

[doccywhomst]

RIP Bernard Cribbins (1928-2022) 😢❤

[somarysueme]

This AI knows what’s up

[sharpestrose]

It’s too late to kinkshame Lestat probably

[viedzma]

i’m kinkshaming him anyway

[i-want-my-iwtv]

[ellieintheskywithdiamonds-deact]

Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post

[vesicapiscisfatuous]

By Ouija board?

[lechet]

this post is how i consciously learned anne rice was dead

like im pretty sure i vaguely remember seeing something about it a while back but this slapped me in the face shook me to my core

“by ouija board”

[ampervadasz]

[sweetsigyn]

I know it’s on purpose but still every dead choreographer is spinning in their grave

[anais-ninja-bitch]

this is so brilliant but how many times did they just crash and send each other ass over teakettle during rehearsal

[morphmaker]

i rewatched revenge of the sith

[huffylemon]

[battlships]

My favorite thing about working in medicine is I know every single one of those nurses is hoping to see the video of dan getting kicked in the balls. They're gonna be so proud.

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdv9LcMk/?k=1

[dragonboypaws]

He did it!

[thatbakedjedi-deactivated202504]

Jacob: Who gave Maisie a knife?

Sarah: I did; she felt unsafe.

Jacob: Now I feel unsafe!

Sarah, arching eyebrow: Do you want a knife?

[stuck-in-jelly]

Cant stop thinking about that line from The Sea Beast that Maisie says:

"I have every right to speak! I come from a long line on Hunters, that died your great death. Your Kingdom was paid for with their blood! And their blood"

The clear message of the effects of nationalism and imperialism can have on the people, the land, and their history how it can quickly take over and use its lower class citizens as pawns for their dirty work.

How Maisie changes from seeing her parents as great war heros to victims to the crown as so many others were human and sea beast alike.

Anyways watch The Sea Beast

[slcpunkmoved]

being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc

[papaya-inspiration]

My great uncle, who loved cooking and engineering and traveling and far too many other things, always used to say:

"Among the cooks, I am the best engineer, and among the engineers I am the best cook."

I love that. It's one of the things I try to live by.

[bunjywunjy]

the full phrase is "a jack of all trades is master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one"