DefinitelynotDakota

Just where I put whatever attracts my attention

[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[nightpool]

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

[cyle]

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

Posts from your "crushes"

"What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)

"Trending"

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

[ruimtetijd]

[blurrymango]

I swear if the link in the original post is a virus I'll be so upset.

[ruimtetijd]

nope! i hovered over the link and this popped up on the bottom of the browser. here's all the links in order:

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/blog_subscriptions

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/crushes

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/what_you_missed

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/trending

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/for_you

[despazito]

[sixpenceee]

I don't care how rich your family is. Why are you condoning child labor?

Trust me if I had control over anything I’d prevent it, but ask any of your Asian friends whether  they are from the Philippines or India and they will tell you that their families hire these child labourers. That’s the custom there. They take underprivileged children to work for them and in exchange their families get money.

It really sucks, I wish our 8 year old was in school, but that’s what they do here, not just my family but every slightly wealthy family.

I will document everything and make a post so this issue gets recognition.  

[kill-kelli-deactivated20160616]

“It’s the norm here so we do it” I’m sorry but no.

Child labour is inhumane. An 8 year old should be out playing and having fun and not slaving away to make money for his family. Care enough about the 8 year old working for you? Give his family money, support them, and don’t hire him or any child to do child labour.

I’m repulsed.

[sixpenceee]

Do you have any reading comprehension skills? I came to this country for a vacation to visit my family and I am witnessing these acts. I do NOT condone child labor. I did NOT hire this child to work for me. ME, personally? I didn’t do THIS.

But my uncle? Other families? YES, they have been hiring these children, because HERE in Bangladesh that is a popular practice.

Now, ofcourse it isn’t RIGHT. Ofcourse I am against it. Ofcourse, I am documenting everything to bring some justice.

Honestly, this is why people don’t like tumblr anymore. Because some users take people’s thoughts and actions no matter how much of a good intention they may have and make it seem as if it’s the most offensive, grossest thing they have ever seem.

You guys need to calm down and think things through before you go around throwing out words about how REPULSED you are at something you clearly didn’t understand the meaning behind.

[apathy--and--urgency]

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2014

[polkadotmotmot]

Maude Corriveau - Pink Emanation, 2026 - Oil on linen

[silly-jellyghoty]

WHAT on WHAT?!?

[phantomrose96]

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

[phantomrose96]

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

[prismatic-bell]

Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Go forth. Be free.

[ophilosoraptoro]

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

[petemcvries23]

the natural lifespan of a fandom is unlimited. when well tended a fandom can be functionally immortal. and yet everywhere you look you see newly bred fandoms withering and dying when they’re barely a year old. barely even six months old. fans are looking at their six month old fandoms and saying i think it’s on its last legs, should i euthanise it? when with the proper care that fandom could outlive them for decades. it’s sad. sad state of affairs we’re in.

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:

[silly-jellyghoty]

thaaaank YOU!

YOINK

[k-luna]

my blog’s theme is me. a compilation of every single thing i love. every interest. every musing. and everything in between.

[luminouslumity]

[thenaiads]

[tempered-grace]

@bloodypoet

[fleshengine]

laying in bed, high as fuck, thinking about balsamic vinegar

[puppygirldick]

Its like grape soy sauce

[fleshengine]

:/

[puppygirldick]

Both are brown liquid made from mold growing on it

[fleshengine]

You know, you're not wrong. I still don't have to enjoy the truth.

[fleshengine]

Good fucking luck. I think I'm like 1-6 when it comes to people saying that on my posts. If this breaks 200 I'll be surprised.

[verenakauer]

"Grace refuses to add the swears to the vocabulary" WRONG! Rocky refuses to add the swears to the vocabulary. Grace (book!Grace, at least) is in his thirties. It's like a four-year-old baby by the Eridian standards. Rocky is not teaching the baby the swears, it would be so irresponsible!!

Also, it's so funny to think about how this conversation went. I'm not sure what mental image I love more: a) Rocky stopping in the middle of the rant to explain what he is saying so that Grace can add it to the dictionary or b) Rocky interrogating Grace on the Earth insults beforehand so that he can go on his rant uninterrupted. In any case — oh, to be a fly on that wall. I love them.

[chambre-grenouille]

[1st-1]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

fuck dude it sure is

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Just in case we forget

[paternobuchimechanism]

despite the fact that Tatooine is always portrayed as being literally the most miserable place ever, i think Cody living there is fucking PERFECT.

not only is Obi-Wan out there, but Tatooine is the polar opposite of Kamino- it’s a desert instead of a literal sea. it never rains instead of constantly raining. it’s got two shining suns instead of being always hung over and cloud covered.

there is no place in the galaxy that could possibly be more unlike Kamino. Cody has his sunburst painted on him, and now he gets to watch two sunrises and two sunsets instead of never getting to see that while on Kamino. i think that’s just a beautiful way to show his freedom from the Empire and the war.

like, yeah, it sucks, it’s dry, literally no one likes living there, but i’d like to think Cody might, just because of all that. (also, he knows he and Obi-Wan are safer there than anywhere else in the galaxy, and that comfort is helpful for him, too)

[dragon-jadefire]

Cody would totally love Tatooine. He's the only one there that loves it. He makes friends with a local Tusken tribe. Always has neat things to sell to the Jawas.

[beeseverywhen]

Loving the idea of Cody living his best life, loving the suns, making the best out of the climate, all the while everyone around him literally hates that place so much.

[paternobuchimechanism]

NO BUT ACTUALLY. HE’S LITERALLY JUST LIVING AND THAT’S MORE THAN HE EVER THOUGHT HE’D GET AND THE JOY FROM HIM JUST BEING ALIVE SPREADS TO OTHER PEOPLE, TOO!!

i’ve seen a lot of people talk about Cody being the Sun on Kamino in that he brings light and love and hope to his brothers, and i’ve talked a lot about how he does that during the war with Obi-Wan, but he’d probably also do this on Tatooine just by existing.

he’s the only person in town that’s just happy to be there and it shows but it also makes an impact on other people’s lives entirely unintentionally.

a kid bumps into him and expects him to be upset, but he just smiles and waves them off because he never thought he’d have the opportunity to be just a citizen someone bumps into rather than a solider they avoid at all costs.

someone bitching to him about how goddamn hot it is, and him being like “yeah, it’s miserable, but i definitely prefer it to the damn ice planets. over there, it just gets worse at night. here, it’s the perfect temperature to star gaze”

nobody appreciates the simple things like he does because he’s never really had the opportunity before now. he truly is just living his best life and making other people’s lives better by being a spot of content where everyone else is miserable.

[animentality]