Everything Is Not Great.

If I could NOT be a piece of shit for like tw minutes that’d be great.

[your-writing-prompts]

Writing Prompt #27

Person A has a fever and a terrible migraine but plays it down, saying it isn't that bad. B realizes A isn't feeling well and refuses to go home until A fell asleep and got some rest.

[hollow-memes-blog]

Aggressive/negative sentence starters

It’s been a shitty day,okay?

Can you go fuck off?

Go die in a hole

Do you see this fist? This fist is going to get shoved down your throat if you don’t fuck off right now

I will pick you up and THROW you off this bridge right fucking now.

Have you ever tried to write without any fingers? Would you like to try? Because I will bite your fucking fingers off.

Then Perish bitch

I just don’t think I can do this

I’m really scared

I just. have a lot of self doubt that likes to fester in my head

I have a lot of self motivation problems to be honest

Don’t touch that

I will SET you on F I R E 

Did you just fucking slap my boob

Sometimes you gotta feel bad. Then you gotta make the person who made you feel bad feel even worse.

I am so fucking shit and tired of your bullshit

I am going to break your god damn jaw if you keep blabbing on like that. You hear me?!

What if we both just. Died one day

I’m kind of scared of like. tomorrow

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED BUT I CAN”T SLEEP BECAUSE OF ALL THIS GOD DAMN BULLSHIT  

You ever think about the inevitability of death? 

Mortality is stupid and sucks

I don’t understand this thing you call ‘empathy’,explain it to me…but do it..in song form

FIGHT ME BEHIND AN ARBYS

I would fight you behind an arbys to be honest.  

Then I would leave you in the dumpster

We’re all trash fires if you think about it hard enough 

Imagine having to work all night and then having to work all day. 

Do you ever…not whine..????

Holy shit…you have a brain…that you can…..use? 

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

insult sentence starters

“You’re the walking personification of a fart.”

“Can you do me a favor? Just…stop breathing.”

“You uncultured swine.”

“Wow, look what the cat dragged in…”

“You’re about as useful as an expired coupon.”

“Who let you in here?”

“And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the world’s biggest turd.”

“Please, shut up. Shut – stop talking. I’m going to kill you.”

“Have you ever thought about why no one likes you?”

“When I see you, all I think is ‘uuuugh’.”

“Shh. Stupid people shouldn’t talk.”

“Wanna know why I’m sitting? It’s because I can’t STAND you.”

“I hope you choke. Okay, no I don’t, that’s a little extreme. But leave!”

“Were you raised by wolves?”

“[text] [img attached: garbage can] i found your twin”

“How can you see when your head’s so far up your ass?”

“If I had a time machine, I’d make sure that you were never born.”

“Can do you something right for a change?”

“Be quiet. Forever.”

“Hey, could you get a little lower? No, lower. Six feet under.”

“Your mother breeds like a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.”

“If I could, I’d recreate the pie scene from The Help.”

“You’re dumber than a pole.”

“I hate your face.”

“You look awful. Like always.”

“I hate you more than I hate myself.”

“Think of it like this: I’m Beyonce. You’re Iggy Azalea.”

“Hey, jackass. I see you’re more jackass-y than usual today.”

“I see that they’ll let just anybody in here…”

“Where’s your warning label?”

“Look, I’m sorry, okay? I’m sorry that I’m just better than you in every way.”

“Does your mother ever reflect on her mistakes? Mistakes like you.”

[rothelp]

miscellaneous angst starters.

when were you going to tell me?

you can’t keep doing this to yourself.

that’s…a lot of blood.

can you walk?

please don’t lie to me.

you were supposed to leave.

i’m not going anywhere without you.

shh, it’s okay. it was just a dream.

there was nothing more you could have done.

it wasn’t your fault.

this is all my fault.

you aren’t acting like yourself.

i’m never going to let [her/him/them] hurt you again.

you’re hurting me.

don’t ever do that again.

go to hell.

please don’t cry.

you have to stay awake.

i wish i could take the pain away.

you could have died.

hey – stay with me.

it’ll be over soon.

did you ever love me?

i’m sorry. i can’t do this anymore.

things won’t always hurt this bad.

you passed out.

how much have you had?

i’m okay. it’s all fine.

it’s not okay! you’re not fine!

let me get you something for the pain.

it’s nothing. it’s just a bruise.

it’s clearly not nothing.

have you been to the doctor?

i didn’t mean the things i said.

i thought we meant something.

people who are okay don’t act like this.

you don’t have to go through this by yourself.

i don’t want you to be alone.

please don’t regret me.

i heard you crying.

you need to get some rest.

when was the last time you ate something?

i’m worried about you.

did you have another nightmare?

[name], there’s nobody there.

i want to be happy but i don’t think i deserve it.

please talk to me.

why are you mad at me?

alcohol isn’t going to solve your problems.

don’t leave me.

did you do this to yourself?

it’s breaking my heart to see you like this.

tell me what’s wrong.

tell me how to make it better.

why don’t you care?

get the hell away from me.

please don’t do this.

i can’t believe that you lied to me.

just…stay for the night.

you obviously can’t be trusted to take care of yourself, so let me do it for you.

you can’t die. i won’t let you.

just hang on, okay?

hold my hand if you need to.

i’m sorry.

why do you have a gun?

don’t panic.

just breathe.

you’re bleeding.

i’m trying to stop the bleeding.

you’ve been crying, i can tell.

you should have told me sooner.

i wanted to tell you in person.

a phone call would’ve been nice.

i hate you.

i love you.

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

protective sibling starters

as requested by anon. Could be used for formed families as well as blood families. Many of them can be used in other categories. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

protective older

“Mom/dad/parent/guardian left me in charge.”

“I’ve been taking care of you since you were little.”

“Come here. I’ll play with your hair until you fall asleep.”

“I checked for monsters, but they’re all scared of me.”

“You’re not going out like that.”

“What do you think you’re doing? I said ‘no’.”

“Did you eat yet?”

“I don’t want to see that boy/girl/person around here again.”

“It’s for your own good.”

“I’d never let anyone else talk shit about you. Only I can.”

protected younger

“You’re barely older than me!”

“You raised me…”

“Quit telling me what to do!”

“You’re not my mom/dad/parent!”

“I can’t imagine being an only child…”

“Stop acting like you know everything. You don’t.”

“You don’t understand!”

“But I don’t need a jacket.”

“You’re supposed to be my brother/sister/sibling, not my dad/mom/parent.”

“I need a hug. And I think you do too.”

protective younger

“You may be older, but I’m stronger.”

“Just listen to me for once!”

“You know, I’m not a little kid anymore.”

“Trust me. Please.”

“You always said I was an old soul.”

“Are you going out again?”

“You can’t keep eating Cheetos and marshmallows. It’s not good for you.”

“I feel like a grandma/grandpa/grandparent.”

“You made me so worried!”

“I don’t like your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/etc. I want to kill him/her/them.”

protected older

“I can’t believe you’re taking care of me again…”

“I should be the one protecting you.” / “I’m supposed to take care of you.”

“I’m so proud of you.” / “I wish mom/dad/parent/guardian could see you now.”

“You were always the responsible one.”

“You know what? I know what I’m doing.”

“Don’t worry about me.” / “You always worry too much.”

“Here, take this. I won’t be needing it anymore.”

“You can’t boss me around just because you have the faintest idea of how the world works.”

“Let me do one thing right! Get behind me!”

“I’m not supposed to outlive you.”

[memes-for-the-rper]

Not-doing-too-good sentence starters

“Whoa, are you okay?”

“You took that hit pretty hard…”

“Don’t stand up yet.”

“That definitely looks broken…”

“Walk it off.”

“How are you feeling?”

“When was the last time you slept?”

“You look like shit.”

“Have you been eating enough?”

“Here, let me help you.”

“Why are you limping?”

“You’re really pale…”

“Did you just go throw up?”

“Why aren’t you eating?”

“______? You’re bleeding…really bad.”

“That looks infected.”

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?!”

“I told you you’d get sick.”

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

“Wake up–you were hyperventilating, are you okay?”

“It was just a dream, you’re alright.”

“Look at me–you’re safe.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“Are you bleeding?!”

“How’d you get a bruise like that?”

“What happened?”

“Let me help you!”

“Can you hear me?”

“You hit your head pretty hard.”

“Don’t move.”

“I know it hurts, I’m sorry.”

“Breathe.”

[gvgvdans]

- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts

“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”

[obscure-sentence-starters]

Sad and Soft  {Sentence Starters}

❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜

❛❛ Please just… just hold me. ❜❜

❛❛ C’mere. Lean on me. ❜❜

❛❛ You look like you need a hug. Come here. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you don’t like hugs, but… I could really use one right now… ❜❜

❛❛ Just stay a little longer. Please. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s so cold outside, but you’re so warm… ❜❜

❛❛ I’m sorry. I should have asked first, just… it reminded me of you. ❜❜

❛❛ Let me hold you for a while. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s okay. I’ve got you. ❜❜

❛❛ Everything hurts. Being with you is the only good thing in the world anymore. ❜❜

❛❛ Hey, hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. C’mon, come sit under the blanket with me. ❜❜

❛❛ All I want to do is sit and eat cookies and watch cheesy romcoms right now. But I’d love some company. ❜❜

❛❛ I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help. ❜❜

❛❛ Please stay with me tonight. I don’t want to be alone. ❜❜

❛❛ I made some tea. Now, do you need to talk? Or should I just put on some music? ❜❜

❛❛ I’m not going to leave. I’ll stay as long as you need me to. ❜❜

❛❛ Your hair’s soft… I just want to pet it until I forget everything but how soft it is… ❜❜

❛❛ Shh, shh. It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re safe now. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you’re hurting right now, and I’m so sorry. Tell me what will help and I’ll do it. ❜❜

❛❛ I just want to see you smile again. ❜❜

❛❛ This is stupid but… could you sing to me? You have such a nice voice, and I think it might help calm me down… you don’t have to, but… ❜❜

❛❛ Lay your head in my lap and try to get some rest. ❜❜

[rpmemestbh]

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

[your-writing-prompts]

Cavetown Lyrics As Sentence Starters / Lemon Boy

Lemon Boy

"So, I figured this time I might as well let him be."

"It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him."

"You'd think smelling like lemon zest would be pretty neat."

"It happens all the time."

"Cause we're the bitterest boys in town."

Green

"Green and blue to match your pictures."

"You looked so good in green."

"You look so good with him, and I'm proud of you still."

"I hope you feel happy, that's all I want."

"I guess I got to my head and I was too young to understand."

"I never stopped feeling guilty."

"I hope you think of me still as your friend."

It's U

"I guess it's just another one of those nights."

"I guess it's just another one if these thoughts."

"If you're lost then I'll find you, if you're hurt then I'll fix you."

"Don't worry, we'll find another way out."

"Is it me for you?"

Fool

"I am just a fool to keep on chasing after nothing great."

"I don't know where I'm supposed to go."

"Washing machine confuses me."

Another One Of Those Days

"Hoped maybe I'd see a familiar face on my way."

"I saw a girl in my dreams but I don't remember her name."

"So you just throw me in the dump truck."

"I passed that kid from chemistry who made fun of mg name, he didn't look very happy, I guess we all turn out the same."

"But for now I'll just be lonely."

Taking Care Of Things

"Do they have a place to sleep?"

"Where did their moms go?"

"It's hard to say if someone is at fault."

"When rock bottom for me is routine for someone else."

"I'm gonna take care of things."

Big Bowl In The Sky

"We never spoke a word."

"I knew he understood."

"I don't wanna have to miss you."

"With you I had a home."

888

"I hope I'm not too late."

"The corner shop closes in under an hour."

"We'll make Peppa Pig plasters the coolest new trend."

"I never asked for my childhood to end."

Poison

"You don't have to be like that."

"But there's cars coming closer and I think they're trying to run me over."

"Poisoning my food and putting drugs inside my water."

10 Feet Tall

"I wanna eat fire and snow."

"Stab my walls when I'm bored."

"Cotton candy floss."

"I wanna feed the ducks."

"The dentist called my name."

I'll Make Cereal

"And in the morning I'll make cereal."

"What's the point if we can't be friends?"

"Not too long until we're all dead."

"We're fixated on the sharks."

Pigeon

"Why has nothing changed?"

"Feed cucumber sandwich to a pigeon."

"Don't you wanna give me time to write another song for you?"

"I'm not a monster."

[selfhatingchickennugget-blog]

aw i love cave town

[your-writing-prompts]

Writing Prompt #18

Person A: "I love you."

Person B: almost breaking out in tears

Person A: worried because they think they might've said something wrong

Person B: "It's just that I'm pretty sure no one else has said that to me before."

[maniacal-ramblings]

Dialogue

That takes on new meaning depending on if its the Caretaker or Whumper…

“Stop struggling, you’ll hurt yourself.”

“I think, your scars are beautiful”

“You’ll never see them again.” 

“Shh-shh-shh, don’t cry.” 

“I’ll bet you’re hungry.”

“Just a few stitches.”

“Its all over now.”

“I’ve got you.”

“It’s me.”

“Run.”

[hookedonbooks22]

Some Bellarke Reunion wallpapers!!

[writing-reading-bitch-queen]

Dialogue Prompt

“When I close my eyes, I just see … her. Smiling. Laughing. Looking more beautiful by the minute.”

“Where is she, then? Why don’t you go see her?”

“She’s a memory. That’s all she is now.”

[writing-reading-bitch-queen]

Dialogue Prompt

“Oh my god, you’re okay.”

“Of course. Why wouldn’t I be?”

“You literally came home with a bloody nose yesterday from getting punched in the face. And that wasn’t the first time it’s happened.”

[writing-reading-bitch-queen]

Dialogue Prompt

“Oh God, who’s blood is that?”

“I, uh, don’t know.”