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Search “intelligence” and count how many men come up before one fucking woman, holy shit.

#women #intelligence

bluedogeyes

milf--coded-deactivated20170202

Now you’re being honest

#the nignog plan

memecenterz

takashi0

Wow. Somebody did NOT think that through.

*Garnet voice* Yikes

beardedstarfishpost

Or it was very well thought out…

Accurate.

tardlrs-finest-blog

I don’t see a difference, do you?

#gorillas

mollipede

holy shit im having a massive massive meltdown help me

tardlrs-finest-blog

How sad haha.

checkthekek-blog

*points and laughs*

acarnalmind-deactivated20160302

@elphene It looks to me like your onn you’re own. The world has deserted you.

#meltdown

faemahadia

When shots backfire!

Shot down in flames. Becky didn’t even have time to pull her ejection handle!!!!

lickmetilllicecreammmm

Someone call the coroner, we have a doa

luciojustboopedyou

THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

nyokoko

I can feel the hatred and jealousy in Becky’s message omg. LMFAOOOO

checkthekek-blog

I know! Major burn! 45 year old dresses like teenage, ghetto whore. You can do that when you are unemployed. She probably has a rich white husband with a nigger fetish. I’m sure that’s where she got her tits.

If their not saggy from playing basketball.

#tits #basketball

Annual Rapist Meeting (ARM)

Don’t forget the next ARM. More than 200 attendees this time!!

November 7

You can still make it, join through the website. Victims are welcome.

I’ll bring the ghb.

Please, don’t drug the kitchen staff again this year. We’re lucky nobody got raped (nor had proof thereof) last year. We really don’t need that kind of publicity, not at the ARM. It will give rapists a really bad reputation.

Lmao.

The brochure promised a good time will be had. Besides, I need my CEU’s or else I’ll have to re-certify.

There will be strippers and beer just like last year as well as the usual knot tying contests, etc. We also have two female (ex)victim speakers.

At the main meeting we will be focusing on how to make rapists more accepted and popular in society.

All the workshop related stuff is in the brochure.

There’s no way you can’t have a good time. See you there!

Can I cum?

If you wish and I think you know what could happen if you pull your pants down.

checkthekek-blog

As I understand it, the evening’s entertainer will not be able to attend do to ongoing media inquiry into his rather storied activities within the group; have we found a suitable replacement as of yet?

#false accusations #entertainer

Yes, unfortunately he got accused of something (I'm sure everyone heard about it by now) but we’re are working hard on finding the best possible replacement.

benngie

Cabin Lake.

Nice quiet area to meet girls.

Reported!

Annual Rapist Meeting (ARM)

Don’t forget the next ARM. More than 200 attendees this time!!

November 7

You can still make it, join through the website. Victims are welcome.

I’ll bring the ghb.

Please, don’t drug the kitchen staff again this year. We’re lucky nobody got raped (nor had proof thereof) last year. We really don’t need that kind of publicity, not at the ARM. It will give rapists a really bad reputation.

Lmao.

The brochure promised a good time will be had. Besides, I need my CEU’s or else I’ll have to re-certify.

There will be strippers and beer just like last year as well as the usual knot tying contests, etc. We also have two female (ex)victim speakers.

At the main meeting we will be focusing on how to make rapists more accepted and popular in society.

All the workshop related stuff is in the brochure.

There’s no way you can’t have a good time. See you there!

Can I cum?

#rape meeting #arm #rapist party #anal workshop

If you wish and I think you know what could happen if you pull your pants down.

Calling SWIVETS.

do u ever just look at your hand

do u ever just stick a cucumber up ur butt

#drugs

kieraplease

As promised, here’s my Garnet Halloween costume. It’s not perfect bc it was so last minute, but I hope you guys like..!! (ig: kieraplease)

Selling rope.

#rope

Annual Rapist Meeting (ARM)

Don’t forget the next ARM. More than 200 attendees this time!!

November 7

You can still make it, join through the website. Victims are welcome.

I’ll bring the ghb.

Please, don’t drug the kitchen staff again this year. We’re lucky nobody got raped (nor had proof thereof) last year. We really don’t need that kind of publicity, not at the ARM. It will give rapists a really bad reputation.

Lmao.

The brochure promised a good time will be had. Besides, I need my CEU’s or else I’ll have to re-certify.

There will be strippers and beer just like last year as well as the usual knot tying contests, etc. We also have two female (ex)victim speakers.

At the main meeting we will be focusing on how to make rapists more accepted and popular in society.

All the workshop related stuff is in the brochure.

There’s no way you can’t have a good time. See you there!

Finally, not a feminist whining about how bad it is, but an actual honest victim to recount how scary it was at first, but then she came to enjoy it and embrace the experience.

Can’t wait!