i just want to sleep forever

[steveogers]

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

[satorugojjo]

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

[fihli]

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

[strangehorse]

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

[studyandlush]

stating something reblog if you agree

[watermellens]

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

[brain3at3r]

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

[throwlamp]

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

[charlieism]

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

[honey-stick]

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

[popcorn-fox]

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

[fuckyeahteddysheeran]

ed sheeran + kissing

[soggywarmpockets]

I just found a back stitch alphabet where tiny cats in various poses make up the letters and I don’t think I’m ever going to use another font for the rest of my life.

[orionlovescats]

Tell me more

[soggywarmpockets]

[selfproclaimedcutie]

i read somewhere that every time you think of killing yourself, a parallel universe exists where you do kill yourself.

imagine that

a hundred versions of me probably dead through a hundred different ways

[nevver]

[gerrycanavan]

the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen

[cabronallorona]

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[neocosmictragedy]

[x]

[cloverclark-deactivated20180312]

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

[voiceofkiki]

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

[geosynthetic]

Just a casual reminder that Jennifer Lawrence is a horrible person who mocks and disrespects the culture of the disenfranchised

[mockingbirdie]

JFC how could you not even be aware of how asinine you’re being?

[cookienun]

ok but chris pratt pressing his fists

he was ready

[standbyyourmantis-deactivated20]

Didn’t Chris Pratt used to live in Hawaii before he got famous?

[complementary-halves]

He did! He was also homeless during that time of his life.

[somethingaboutsterek]

that’s….that’s fucking disgusting

[broannalmao]

How do people still like her?

[donutdog7-deactivated20200714]

People only like her because she was the main bitch in the Hunger games

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

To the people diminishing what she did by saying “But they were just rocks, sweaty! ‘Sacred’ doesn’t exist, she did nothing wrong, get over it!” they had personal significance to someone’s culture. But since that means nothing to you, I’m just going to assume you’d be the kind of person to flush someone’s ashes down the toilet or scratch your ass on a WWII memorial site.

And secondly, SHE NEARLY KILLED SOMEONE AND DESTROYED A MOVIE SET. I’m sorry, does someone’s life and a Hollywood movie set at least register some value to you? Because I’d like to see you defend that.

[vaporwavevocap]

She is also a horrible actress. I don’t know how she keeps getting work. Fuck her.

[sketchshark]

Night.

[selfproclaimedcutie]

10am: sleepy

2pm: sleepy

8pm: sleepy

12am: WIDE THE FUCK AWAKE

[zafojones]

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

[gwydtheunusual]

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

[beautifuloutlier]

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

[reallifescomedyrelief]

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

[source]

[sashiscorner]

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

[jadedsoggy]

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

[rooksandravens]

I need to be more like tree

[azzandra]

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

[funniest-stuff]

[mielparaoshun]

I wish this was longer

[anshelinasholie]

i hate it when teachers make u play those dumbass “get to know you” games like sis i’m not staying here forever you don’t have to know me like that just follow me on instagram or something

[cupsnake100]

The Earth… Is A Cup

[richhoneytrader100]

Explain

[cupsnake100]

Holds Things

[littlebitofbass]