Down Egregiously

Is someone gonna match my freak? No? Aw :(

[selfshipping-superhero]

> Just call me Jaime

> Twenty-Three

> Genderfluid (she/he/they) imma blue collared man, hyperfemme bimbocore girly, witchy goth, and decomposing forest creature rolled into one

> AroAce

> Interests: history, witchcraft, tarot, mythology, reading, writing, hiking, language learning, travel, fashion, makeup, yoga, swimming,

> fandoms: marvel, dc, supernatural, doctor who, adventure time, jjk, once upon a time, naruto, csm, the hunger games,

> DNI: minors, proshippers, terfs, zionists, etc

> romantic f/o list

> platonic f/o list

> familial f/o list

I’m fine with sharing

Follows from spider-silk

[10946703]

f/o that annoys the everloving shit out of you ❤️ insufferable f/os ❤️ f/o that's just generally an absolute nuisance... but a nuisance you love cause that's YOUR nuisance ❤️

[deathdetermineslife]

fun little ooey gooey romantic selfship ask game!

🥀 - has your f/o ever given you a bouquet of flowers? what kinds of flowers do they include?

🎉 - have they ever made a big, grand gesture for you? say, throw a surprise party, or go on an impromptu vacation?

💖 - what's the nicest compliment they've ever given you? what's the nicest compliment you've ever given them?

🌟 - have you ever stargazed with them before? if they're interested in it, where would you two like to go to see them?

🌲 - whats your f/o's ideal date spot to take you to? what's your ideal date spot to take them?

🦑 - would you two ever go on an aquarium date together? who's idea was it, and which fish is their/your favorite to look at?

🥪 - picnic time! what do you guys bring? do you pick them out together, or pick them out separately and surprise each other?

💍 - you two go pick out matching lockets to keep a picture/piece of hair/memento of the other in! what do they look like? what picture of theirs do you keep?

🧁 - you bake something together! what do you bake? how does it turn out? is it the best thing you've ever tasted? or does it suck ass?

🎃 - have you guys ever carved pumpkins together? do you visit a pumpkin patch, or buy one from the store? or maybe you grew it? what would your pumpkins look like?

🎄 - if you celebrate Christmas, what does your tree look like? what kinds of decorations would your f/o prefer? do you decorate it together, or does just one of you do the decorating?

🍝 - you guys go to a nice fancy restaurant together! what does your f/o order? what do you order? do you guys order a dessert? perhaps, to share?

🪩 - you guys attend a party together! perhaps it's formal, maybe a ball? perhaps a masquerade? what are you wearing? do you/your f/o enjoy it?

🧸 - it's valentine's day! what stereotypical valentine's day gift does your f/o give you? a box of chocolates, perhaps a stuffed animal?

📺 - what movies do you guys like watching together? is there any specific movie that comes to mind?

I hope you guys enjoy this! feel free to use in whatever manner you want, idk how posting ask games works. if anyone wants to send me one, go crazy!

[iyamifucker]

“I can fix him” I couldn’t fix him and I don’t want to. I think he grew prone to biting and scratching in order to get by in a harsh world, and to me his resilience is part of what makes him so beautifully himself. I could be kind to him, though. I could show him gentleness. I could, slowly but surely, in the same way one earns the trust of a skittish stray cat, convince him that my touch will never come accompanied by pain. That, around me, he can allow himself to be soft. To relax. I could be the one he associates with warmth and safety, the one he longs to be held by after a hard day. I could be his home.

[kruxband]

shoutout to selfshippers who are also multishippers of their F/O(s)!!!!

sometimes you love a character so much that you want them to get kissed by as many ppl as possible LOL

this goes double for poly selfshippers!! :DD

[selfshipping-superhero]

If you love women and are in the market for a new f/os I highly recommend checking out Story of Yanxi Palace! I watched it when I was 17 and it was integral to my development as a person. I self shipped with Yinglou before I even knew it was a Thing. I will say some characters begin the series at 16 but by the end of the series they’re all in their 30s/40s.

Let’s get into some of the characters:

The main character Wei Yinglou! She’s witty, highly intelligent, and cunning. She’s also highly determined and fiercely loyal. Mischievous and playful with a strong moral compass. She sticks up for what she believes regardless of consequences. That audacious Wei Yinglou, who always manages to come out on top and outsmart anyone that opposes her. To quote one of the characters; “If she loves you, you will be safe forever.”

Fucha Rongyin, the Empress. She’s incredibly kind, gentle, and clever. A free spirit she’s stifled by the rules and regulations imposed on her by her position as empress. That, coupled with the trauma of losing her son, she’s suffers from severe depression. Despite her position she never abused her power or schemed against the other ladies. because, “she couldn’t stand to hurt the women trapped in the same prison as her”

Noble Consort Gao. If you like them dramatic and kind of evil here you go! She’s loves performing opera and looking fabulous. She’s charismatic and is the main antagonist for about half the series. “Arrogant and domineering.”

Consort Xian, gentle and devoted, all she cared about was living her life in peace. Much to the disappointment of her family, she had no ambition to climb the ranks. But unfortunately due to the scheming of others she lost most of her family. She then dedicates her life to getting revenge. She becomes the series main antagonist. highly intelligent and cunning, you can’t help but root for her. A little. “The most patient huntress” I might add her to my f/o list ngl

Those are only a handful of the gorgeous and well written women that star in this series. I’m sorry I just started rewatching it after six years because someone posted it all on YouTube with subtitles and I just, love them all so much 😭 Not matter how terrible some of them act, you always carry the knowledge that they’re all trying to survive and make the most of this incredibly misogynistic prison.

[selfshipping-superhero]

The fact I can’t give Wade a big smooch on his bald head should be considered a crime against humanity 🙄 it’s cruel and unusual punishment

[selfshipping-superhero]

hiii was inspired by @sunandmoonships

Looking for romantic f/o suggestions 👁️

Must be an adult (20+ ideally) and can be if any gender or media type. I will absolutely get into a new show/book/movie/comic/anime for an f/o lmfaoo

My current romantic F/Os are

- my marvel polyship: Logan Howlett, Wade Wilson, the moon knight system, Eddie Brock, Venom, Peter Parker

- Adam “The Creature” from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

- Wei Yinglou from Story of Yanxi Palace

- Regina Mills from Once Upon a Time

[self-shipp-deactivated20250324]

Sun wukong from rwby!

[selfshipping-superhero]

I am looking 👁️👁️

[selfshipping-superhero]

hiii was inspired by @sunandmoonships

Looking for romantic f/o suggestions 👁️

Must be an adult (20+ ideally) and can be if any gender or media type. I will absolutely get into a new show/book/movie/comic/anime for an f/o lmfaoo

My current romantic F/Os are

- my marvel polyship: Logan Howlett, Wade Wilson, the moon knight system, Eddie Brock, Venom, Peter Parker

- Adam “The Creature” from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

- Wei Yinglou from Story of Yanxi Palace

- Regina Mills from Once Upon a Time

[self-shipp-deactivated20250324]

Taking romantic f/o suggestions!

Any gender! Obviously must be an adult! Any media is fine! I don’t really have a preferred type

[selfshipping-superhero]

This might be incredibly niche but consort xian from story of yanxi palace

[befuddled-calico-whump]

"I'd destroy the world to protect you" but it's a parent/child relationship

[befuddled-calico-whump]

"I hate everyone but I love you more than anything" but it's two best friends

[befuddled-calico-whump]

"you're the only one who can bring me back when I lose myself" but it's siblings

[daily-selfship-questions]

How do you and your F/O(s) spend car rides? Sharing an aux cord? Talking together? Peacefully enjoying the quiet? Do yall poke fun at not being able to find songs you like on the radio? Does one playfully groan as the other insists talk shows on radios ARE enjoyable?

Does someone keep asking for the windows to be up/down? Or to change the radio station or volume? Do yall take turns driving or does one do most of the driving to places? Any silly bickering over the AC or such?

[selfshipping-superhero]

I think a car ride with my polyship would be some kind of circle of Hell. Love them all to death but we all know what happened when Logan and Wade had to spend any amount of time together in that Honda Odyssey.

We fight over the aux like a bunch of wild animals until Logan (who’s doing all the driving since he doesn’t trust any of us to) growls at us to shut the fuck up and turns off any music. Silence lasts exactly .05 seconds until Wade starts singing a Britney Spears song off key.

Steven fronts the entire time because neither Jake nor Marc wants to deal with our shit. Steven is adorable but unintentionally annoys tf out of Logan by asking ‘are we there yet’ every hour.

I’m the navigator (we take a wrong turn, Logan is at his limit.)

Venom demands we stop to get food every other mile. Eventually they demand to be let out at the side of the road so they and Eddie and just run to wherever we’re going.

“I want complete silence for the next twenty minutes.”

*Wade starts rolling the windows up and down*

“Peter, hit him for me.”

“Spidey would never lay hands on his-FUCK RIGHT IN THE RIB”

Logan pulls over multiple times to fist fight Wade on the side of the road. Peter joins in once and gangs up on Wade with Logan. Steven watches from the car. Venom joins in because why not, Eddie complains the entire time. I’m the referee.

Good times for everyone.

[selfshipping-superhero]

guys guess what I’m going as for Halloween…Frankenstein’s bride

[lionlion-selfships]

self ship questions - colors

aka “leo can’t find any ask memes he actually likes so he makes one of his own”

~if you’re an adult who self ships romantically with minors you’d better not fucking interact with this post~

black - how do you and your f/o comfort each other during rough times?

dim gray - what do you two wear to formal events? what kinds of formal events do you go to together?

eggshell - how do you show each other that you trust one another?

beau blue - what would the both of you do together on a lazy summer afternoon?

french blue - after you two have gone stable, what kinds of dates do you go on?

indigo - who says ‘i love you’ first? how does it happen?

electric violet - what’s something odd, extravagant, or thrilling that you and your f/o like to do sometimes?

lilac - what’s something that makes you and/or your f/o nostalgic?

tea rose - when you and your f/o first get together, how do you act towards each other in terms of affection? is it awkward? does it come naturally?

wild watermelon - what’s both of your dream vacations like? do you agree on the location/activities?

jasper - how fast do you two take your relationship?

auburn - what’s one unhealthy or lavish food you can both agree is worth indulging in?

coffee - do either of you have a garden or any house plants? if so, how good are you at taking care of them?

flame - would you two be more prone to get up early and watch the sunrise or go out and watch the sunset? alternatively, would you stay up until the sunrise and then sleep ‘till one?

bronze - do you and your f/o have any kinds of traditions you keep?

canary yellow - what are the silliest nicknames you and your f/o use for each other?

granny smith apple - if you and your f/o had to move someplace new, where would it be? why?

hunter green - what’s your favorite thing to do outdoors together?

mountain meadow - on a particularly cold, rainy, or otherwise stay-in-doors kind of day, what activities do you do with your f/o?

~gonna say it again just to make sure, if you’re an adult who self ships romantically with minors you’d better not fucking interact with this post~

[selfshipping-superhero]

[selfshipping-superhero]

About to self ship my Addams family S/I romantically with Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein’s monster

[selfshipping-superhero]

I’m bored and want to do basically anything other than what I’m supposed to be doing. Sooo send in a picture of your f/o and a description of your dynamic and I’ll make a little five song playlist for y’all.

[starstruckloves]

for our dynamic, think of like the ray of sunshine n a cloud of darkness yk ? black cat and golden retriever vibes. star crossed lovers type beat 💪💪

[selfshipping-superhero]

Dandelions by Ruth B.

Sweater Weather by The Neighborhood

Too Sweet by Hozier

Ophelia by the Lumineers

Simple as this by Jake Bugg