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[iyamifucker]

🌙🌃💜 About 💜🌃🌙

Hello! I’m Telly, my pronouns are they/them or he/him (no preference) and my main blog is crtter (though I interact through my art blog, tetedetele. I’ve been gifted this URL from a fellow Iyami enthusiast and I decided to turn it into a blorbo blog so I wouldn’t clog my main AS much with endless talking about my favorite characters, heh.

I’m in my 30s, which is to mean, have been an adult for quite a while so, while this blog is going to be PG-13 at most, I totally understand if you’re a minor and you feel uncomfortable interacting with people older than you. Don’t sweat it!

My favorite characters at the moment are Iyami from Osomatsu-kun/Osomatsu-san, Nezumi Otoko (Ratman) from Gegege no Kitarō and Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune ch. 2. As you can probably guess from the URL, Iyami is the one I’m more “interested” in (as in, have a more solid self-insert and have consumed more media with him in it) but questions about either one of them are always welcome!

Yes, they’re all con men. I have a “type”.

I don’t mind “sharing” them personally, so if you’re also into these guys, feel free to interact with me as much as you want!

[blorpingtonn]

Imagine asking your f/o who's significantly bigger than you to sit in your lap and seeing them contemplate whether that's a good idea or not

[70scoffee]

Iyami portrait I made. This photo of this man reminded me of him

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

@iyamifucker

[iyamifucker]

Hi ifeel so normal

[crtter]

Oh yeah, I made a little sweater for my Spamton this afternoon:

Kind of rough around the edges but much better than I expected it’d turn out, given that I have zero sewing experience! I tried to follow a video tutorial on how to make clothes for Barbie dolls but it was way too advanced for me so I ended up just doing whatever and hoping for the best lol

[crtter]

It’s funny because I’ve always been of the opinion that the actual Spamton doesn’t wear any kind of undershirt but my plush’s clothes were starting to stain his body for some reason (humidity maybe?) so I decided he needed some sort of protecting barrier. I initially just took the blazer off but I felt bad leaving him butt ass naked while my art mannequin looked like Slenderman’s son trying on his dad’s clothes

[iyamifucker]

I need to rewrite my pinned post because. Well. Long story short I think my slight crush on a certain enormous TV man isn’t going away anytime soon and it’s about time (TV Time. Eyyy!) I officially added him to the Fictional Boyfriends list. Nonsharing moots who also ship with him, feel more than free to unfollow, I won’t be mad or anything of the sort, it’s all cool!

[iyamifucker]

Actually, who am I kidding. I straight up bought a knockoff Tenna plushie (the shipping fees to South America on Fangamer are INSANE but one day I’ll own the real thing) and took him to Egypt when I went there to visit my dad so I could take his picture next to the real Sphinx and the pyramids. Whatever this is, I think it’s safe to say it’s no longer “crush” territory.

[iyamifucker]

I’ve been revising my Deltasona’s backstory to include him as well! I think I’ll work it up into an eventual post ch. 3 a poly situation between my S/I, him and Spamton. I’ve briefly contemplated making a second one, but it’s been a really rough past few months and I feel like I deserve to pretend date two old men who have so, so much wrong with them at once in my head. Of course, when ch. 5 drops I’ll probably have to change stuff around again but we’ll burn that bridge once we get to it.

Also, while I don’t have a tag name for him yet, I DO have a ship name, which I’m pretty proud of coming up with: monkey in the middle. Get it?? Huh?? Because my S/I is a cymbal-banging jolly chimp toy?? Also because I think that they’d work well as a buffer that prevented the two from killing each other with hammers if left alone stewing on their resentment for each other for too long. Like, everyone is just hanging out peacefully and as soon as Turnkhys steps out of the room they go straight for each other’s throats (in the unsexy way). They have to peel them off each other by spraying them with a garden hose like dogs.

[iyamifucker]

I need to rewrite my pinned post because. Well. Long story short I think my slight crush on a certain enormous TV man isn’t going away anytime soon and it’s about time (TV Time. Eyyy!) I officially added him to the Fictional Boyfriends list. Nonsharing moots who also ship with him, feel more than free to unfollow, I won’t be mad or anything of the sort, it’s all cool!

[iyamifucker]

Actually, who am I kidding. I straight up bought a knockoff Tenna plushie (the shipping fees to South America on Fangamer are INSANE but one day I’ll own the real thing) and took him to Egypt when I went there to visit my dad so I could take his picture next to the real Sphinx and the pyramids. Whatever this is, I think it’s safe to say it’s no longer “crush” territory.

[iyamifucker]

I need to rewrite my pinned post because. Well. Long story short I think my slight crush on a certain enormous TV man isn’t going away anytime soon and it’s about time (TV Time. Eyyy!) I officially added him to the Fictional Boyfriends list. Nonsharing moots who also ship with him, feel more than free to unfollow, I won’t be mad or anything of the sort, it’s all cool!

[tellytoony]

HAPPY IYAMI DAY 2026!💜🦷🇫🇷

In 2016, I made fan art of Iyami for the very first time and he'd go on to become my favorite fictional character ever. I felt like recreating the drawing that started it all ten years later would be a fitting way to celebrate!

Original and side-by-side comparison:

[tellytoony]

I'm working on something special that I plan to upload on the 21st for secret reasons, but it felt wrong to let Iyami Day itself go by without doing anything so I went with a classic: a doodle of my Osomatsusona and the man himself. Here's to the gremlin who invaded my brain 10 years ago and has yet to leave!

[have-an-fo-who]

Have a F/O with an English accent?

Do you have an F/O who has an English accent?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onFeb 27

[crtter]

Do you... Have iyami gifs? Sjsjsksbksd

Do I!!! I must've made like, hundreds of them over the years, probably way more than the Tumblr post image limit allows, heh. I'm going to have to separate them into different reblogs! Let's see...

Osomatsu-san

Misc pt. 1

[crtter]

Misc pt. 2

Iyami Alone in the Wind

Osomatsu-kun (1966)

Misc

[crtter]

Osomatsu-kun (1988)

Misc

Iyami Alone in the Wind (I love all versions of this story)

And that's about it! (For now, it seems like every time I rewatch an Osomatsu-san / -kun episode I end up making a couple of new gifs of this guy lol)

[azxremoon]

if i wake up to find my f/o isn't wrapped tight in a bright red ribbon with a comically large bow beneath my christmas tree, what's the point in christmas :(

[angeldeleche-deactivated2025112]

if there is an age gap in your selfship(s), how big is that gap?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 years

6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 years

more than 10 years (please specify)

there is no age gap / i do not selfship

Voting ended onOct 16, 2025

[crtter]

Also, two years after directly acknowledging popular fandom bits about Spamton like people making Spamton mods for Petz 5 and people joking they would soak the Spamton plush in milk and throw it against a wall in the Spamton Sweepstakes, I’m so glad Toby Fox has continued this beautiful tradition on the Undertale 10th Anniversary Stream by making the puppet himself reference, of all things, the “Spamton is too short to drive his Cungadero without sitting on top of something” and the “Spamton has IBS” fanon jokes. What a magical world we live in.

[crtter]

I haven’t watched all of the 10th anniversary stream yet, just a few scattered bits and pieces but one of my favorite parts about Spamton’s cameo was the reveal he that has all sorts of weird bird-like quirks beyond the Pipis laying, like his actual walk cycle besides sliding being hopping from place to place, the fact he can bob his head like an owl and (my personal favorite because it made me laugh so hard I started coughing) the fact that he eats things bigger than him by swallowing them whole all at once like a cormorant or perhaps a seagull. That fucking bird that I hate love.

[crtter]

One could count his disgust at drinking something he thought that came out of a mammal and how his [Brackets Speak] aren’t just random spam-ish phrases, but also him parroting something someone else said as bird behavior too, although we do technically know the last one to be true ever since the Spamton Sweepstakes. The fact he’s able to remix what he imitates YouTube poop style to the extent he does is new info, though.

[mycringefactory]

doodle of spamton petting a very small tasque

[fictother]

We've all heard of F/Os comforting you and helping with trauma, but how about the reverse?

Gently, lovingly coaxing a touch starved, socially outcast F/O into being okay with hugs and then affection. Because they're trying so, so hard to bring down the walls that everyone else always rewarded them for putting up. They're trying so hard to let you in, to accept that yes, you do love them, you're here for them, for everything.

Stepping back when they need it. Stepping back when being told to, because you've made them feel so comfortable, and they trust you to listen when boundaries need to be placed, too. You're not going to hurt them.

You're there, because you care so, so much. Because you see the person they can be, if only somebody would give them a chance and actually be there for them, instead of only caring when it's convenient. They've been through so much, and you are more than happy to reassure them, over and over, that you're not giving up on them.

Because they never gave up on you, either.