Index Thinker

Isabel here, I made disgustingly bad puns and share thoughts. Welcome to this misery I call a blog. SLYTHERIN PRIDE MOTHAFUCKAS

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

me at 13: i wanna have my period i wanna know what it feels like pls let me have my period

me now: womanhood is a rainbow of endless sufferin-

[belleevangeline]

i’ve never had feelings for another girl but i could totally see myself dating one ya feel

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

omfg i was struggling to find the right words but yes!! this is exactly what i’m feeling and i’ve been questioning myself and oh gosh thanks for posting this

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

friend: *doesn't text me for one day*

me: i am alone. silence pierces through me like a finely sharpened knife. loneliness is a burden too heavy for my shoulders-

[milkovichys]

I don’t have that post on me rn but

Tell me what time is it where you live and what you’re thinking about 💕💕

[milkovichys]

DO THIS I WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU GUYYYS

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

it's 12:44am, i'm thinking about christmassss

[homoethotic]

It literally costs 0 dollars to respect lesbians

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

the true problem is that it also costs 0 dollars to disrespect them

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

i love this post and it only makes it better that the second guy looks exactly like Ralph from wreck it Ralph

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[bristolbrane-deactivated2020061]

Found what?

[movedtowerescientist]

This Legendary post

[pumpedupscribbles-deactivated20]

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

[personano133-deactivated2019060]

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

Me: hm i might have a crush on this person, nothing too important though

Brain: start daydreaming about a relationship with them and create false expectations before you even start talking to them, that'll work and absolutely not break your heart

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

i skipped a class to come to a park and just be on the swings by myself and i regret nothing

[ayetroyler]

my grandma has a knitting club called “stitch n’ bitch” and she is convinced that she will be famous on tumblr for it

[ayetroyler]

please reblog this she wants to be famous

[evans-addicted-deactivated20260]

Reblogging for Gma love!

[azealiabanksy]

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

[azealiabanksy]

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

[poly-carbon-based-lifeform]

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

protip: good friends don't usually murder you

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

a moment of silence in honor of when disney rhymed "poisson" with "hon hon hon"

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

once me and my friends went to the beach together but forgot to bring a ball so we bought a cheap one in some stand but it was a really bad ball (it wasn't even spherical, it was oval) nevertheless we loved it just as much, even gave it a name (Roberto) and bought it a bus ticket so it could have its own sit

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

a little boy walks into a café all by himself.

"i wanted a bottle of water, please" he said, barely able to take a peak above the counter.

"wanted? you don't want it anymore?" the employee asks, a glimpse of amusement crossing his face.

"no, not really. but thanks anyway"

the boy leaves the café.

[selfthoughtandselfidk]

his name is pascal

[joiekeery-deactivated20171123]

tag urself as a student

i.d.g.a.f:  goes to school unbothered, doesn’t give a shit about makeup or looking nice, constantly has a water bottle filled, when they’re not taking notes they’re sleeping in class, goes home and actually studies/does homework, bottles up emotions, wants to travel

covfefe: lives their life on coffee and tea, always participates in class discussions, likes to observe, challenges themselves sometimes a little too much, needs more sleep, always trying to make plans to fill up their schedule, likes aesthetics

netflix & procrastinate: honestly wants to do well, gets distracted easily, when they’re focused they get shit done, pulls lots of all nighters, tells everyone ‘im fine’ when not fine, accidentally skips breakfast, loves their friends, gets anxiety over tests and quizzes

pastel: is always organized, loves to journal, actually listens to the teacher, people think they’re always super sweet, wants to visit japan, loves animals, does research for fun, looks over work 948208 times before turning it in, watches horror movies and then regrets it

complaint department: acts like they didn’t have enough time to do homework (they did), blames others for their problems, doesn’t study then cry when they get a bad grade, secretly is very insecure, is always out “sick”, acts better than others for no reason sometimes

chilly child: is very relaxed but knows how to work, is nice to their teachers, tries to avoid half-assing things, loves autumn, likes studying with other people, is very self motivating, tries not to focus on the letter grade but rather how hard they worked, and tbh they’re just tryna enjoy life,