duel wielding is bisexual culture

previously @cascadelilith | Anna | she/her | 27 | bisexual | asoiaf sideblog is @queerstarks

[claudiaapologist]

POV you're Madeleine walking into your shop after hearing slurping noises

[lazylittledragon]

dead girl in the pool

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[nnugatoryextravagance]

This has no right being this fucking funny

[segamascott]

[cosmicretreat]

[so-many-ocs]

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

[leonbutchkennedy]

[cupiidzbow]

I have to defend overhated women characters with my life this isn’t a game to me anymore dog I’m so serious

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[frishbi]

The Blue Spirit

[pups-2-dust]

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[tiredyke]

the average fat person has 10x the style and taste as the average skinny person but people still see the blandest size zero blonde girls wearing low rise blue jeans and a white shein crop top as the epitome of fashion. truly cruel

[sc4rymxnsters]

pre-grafted godrick ¢mm i did for someone on twitter :3

[clytemnestraaa]

the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny