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taking the fat clit express!!!!!

one of the most heinous things i’ve done in the name of Love and Romance was bait a girl into asking me to send her a video of me singing graceland too by phoebe bridgers and then proceed to send her just me singing the “whatever she wants” part

#lesbian #phone bridgers

robinsteves

my 'the wilds' gifs ↳ s1e1: ‘day one’

sophiemireille

you know teachers HATED seeing this lineup

#former teacher here #i would have hated having them in the same class period #i’d have to ask them to stop talking so much #and constantly have to send them back to their seats #and if it was nowadays they’d be FIENDS with their phones

rockabillywife

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

greelin

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

yuriartillery

girl who is normal voice: calling off off work is so humiliating. why wasn't i stronger

ceruleanheaven

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

pansyfemme

you can fry an egg in chili oil. you can fry an egg in pesto. You can fry an egg in sesame oil. You can fry an egg in tomato sauce. life can be so beautiful

#i don’t even like eggs and i found this beautiful #moving #i am also high as hell

busket

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

delsinsfire

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

funstyle

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

misselesava

buffy the vampire slayer ⇾ 2.14

boycritter

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

feldfrog

It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality

cheaphalloweencostume

im not gonna argue with a tall woman, whatever you say (remembers that reducing women to the features i find attractive is misogynist and unbecoming) Autonomous Person Worthy Of Respect

need another butch to teach me how to play a card game. i’ll never remember the rules and they will have to reteach me every time i play. i am both flirting and very bad at cards

#lesbian #butch dyke #butch4butch

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