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23-autistic-butch

[oliviawebsite]

taking the fat clit express!!!!!

[selwyn-encounter]

one of the most heinous things i’ve done in the name of Love and Romance was bait a girl into asking me to send her a video of me singing graceland too by phoebe bridgers and then proceed to send her just me singing the “whatever she wants” part

[robinsteves]

my 'the wilds' gifs ↳ s1e1: ‘day one’

[sophiemireille]

you know teachers HATED seeing this lineup

[rockabillywife]

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[yuriartillery]

girl who is normal voice: calling off off work is so humiliating. why wasn't i stronger

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[pansyfemme]

you can fry an egg in chili oil. you can fry an egg in pesto. You can fry an egg in sesame oil. You can fry an egg in tomato sauce. life can be so beautiful

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

[delsinsfire]

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[misselesava]

buffy the vampire slayer ⇾ 2.14

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[feldfrog]

It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im not gonna argue with a tall woman, whatever you say (remembers that reducing women to the features i find attractive is misogynist and unbecoming) Autonomous Person Worthy Of Respect

[selwyn-encounter]

need another butch to teach me how to play a card game. i’ll never remember the rules and they will have to reteach me every time i play. i am both flirting and very bad at cards