you expect me to have a blog title? me? foolish

Ronan/René / all pronouns / 21 / purveyor of hijinks, harbinger of chaos, lover of soup

[teathattast]

[mclennonyaoi]

uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offensive because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

[memewhore]

[littlesmartart]

saw a fic the other day where Yanli was like "my husband's half-brother is creepy and horrible and I'm never letting him hold my baby" and I was just like ??????? umm ding dong you're wrong ???? like she wouldn't see this bundle of deeply familiar traits and traumas and just go "I'm going to take care of that small tired man whether he likes it or not :) :) :)"

[slimetony]

I really hope I don’t have an epic fail today

[doomy]

me as a brain surgeon

[theweirdwideweb]

[langblrwhy]

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[hungwy]

if i were an amoeba id be like fuck yes i love this.  im contracting my vacuole. im inching towards bacterias. and now im dissolving a nutrients ❤

[wenofqishan]

why does the jiang cheng tag contain only like the most extreme possible opinions known to man. “he’s evil and irredeemable” “he never did anything wrong ever” his moral alignment is literally just miette leave him alone

[wenofqishan]

for legal purposes, this is a joke, jc’s morality is interesting complex nuanced, blah blah blah. but at the same time you can and should recontextualise all his responses to literally everything as “you SHOVE jiang cheng?? you DISRESPECT jiang cheng?? you LEAVE jiang cheng?? jail for brother. jail for brother for One Thousand Years”

[cadencekismet]

Tags from @bronanlynch

[swarnpert]

me: *touches mysterious sticky spot*

the voice of freddy’s mom from icarly echoing through my mind: wet and sticky is very icky. sticky and wet makes mommy upset

[tibby]

bitches be like “i’m mentally ill because i listen to boygenius and mitski” like okay? some of us have real problems

[schizm-deactivated]

help help help

[antejentoastular]

so youre telling me

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.

[monsieurenjlolras]

but if I don't order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

buy every sandwich just in case

[oceantail-oceantail]

[1o9]

[2oxo]

[tswwiaa]

The skeleton of a stingray, and an x-ray of another stingray. You're welcome.

[jumpingjacktrash]

that’s the fanciest damn skelington i ever saw