Creek chubs

I am of sound mind and good moral character.

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This emoji is fucking disgusting.

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Suck my fat fucking chub you pervert freak.

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i will hurt you

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Didn’t know the pervert freak emoji had shooters. One of these days I’m gonna catch a beautiful fat fucking chub just for you.

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Today God showed me the most beautiful vision and commanded my hand to draw what he showed me. I heard his voice but I can’t tell you what he told me.

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I'm in the women's section. Where are they

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The fountain of youth

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This is real

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My new 82 year old friend Juan Bravo took me around town today in Spain. Showed me the cave under his house, then drove me to a museum to see a Bombo, and then decided he wasn’t done with me and drove me out to the fields where he grows pistachios and grapes and such. He even let me pick and eat some of his produce. I understood about 50% of what he was saying which made the whole experience better. Thank you, Juan Bravo.

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Adding this to my daily lexicon

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Translate my tablet.

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I love my wife.

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I’ve been awake for 24 hours in a test of my own mental fortitude, and I’m happy to let you know I am completely unchanged. In fact, I just drove 2 hours in heavy frozen rain. Before you get on me about safety, I am the best driver this world has ever seen, and I was the only one brave enough to be driving on those highways from 4:30-6:30AM.

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My car got totaled today.

Most likely by a woke DEI illegal immigrant who doesn’t like what I post here.

At the end of the day, they’re not coming after me, they’re coming after you, and I’m just in their way.

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Dumb piece of shit didn’t read the placard.

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According to “experts” this rock is actually an animal.

Do you really trust what “scientists” have to say?

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How come water deer get to have teeth? Jealous

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I saw this today