Fat Ass Kelly Price

Lhou. 24. Oregon. Just here to put a smile on your face with very generic posts. Find me on: Twitter- @lhouackles Instagram- @lhoouu ***YOU CAN ALWAYS RATE MY BLOG HERE***

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

[albertnatural]

who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.

[quorpiest]

Sounds like you’re jealous they didn’t let you in the group

[albertnatural]

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[autisticexpression]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[big-x]

Blue Man Group

Percussion band that performs in blue body paint. Frequently adding liquid effects to the instruments for visual effect.

[albertnatural]

cool video but im talking about some other guys i know

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

Saw them in Vegas once. They were surprisingly good.

[ceddar-cheez]

Saw them off-Broadway in NYC, they do more than just paint on percussion, it’s a wild preformence

[albertnatural]

i feel like you guys aren’t listening to me

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

OP got kicked off their own post and I’m losing it

[albertnatural]

you’re laughing. i got kicked off my own post and you’re laughing

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

[ruinedchildhood]

[deejay]

[feminismandmedia]

Magical.

[icrapbubbles]

👌👌 👌 👏 👏

[celestial-peaches-deactivated20]

lmaooo

[hositrugun]

For the record, the guy actually invented this with the intent of it being used to crack down on human trafficking. Traffickers often cover their victims in heavy/unusual makeup before posting pics of them online, to make them harder to detect using normal software.

[lumsel]

oh

[tenkagain]

[ladyshinga]

So basically this is a case of really shitty reporting. The article could have been about an app used to rescue victims of trafficking but they decided to flippantly make it about make-up

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[thestateonmtv]

No offense but please don't call Jack Black hot.

why would you say no offense and then go on to offend me 

[chaoticgouda]

milord the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[burger-prince]

[chaoticgouda]

No!

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

really truly genuinely literally me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

in Assassins Creed 4 cows can walk in front of the camera while you’re in the middle of a board game, making it unplayable.

[caden]

whoa… just like in real life

[850298503485]

a few days ago i was exploring an abandoned mansion and i found an overgrown swimming pool with computers in it

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kestrel-tree]

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

[augustdementhe]

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

[madmaudlingoes]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

[talesfromgringolandia]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

[mythopoeticlicense]

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

[squish-this]

I don’t know what Daniel Radcliffe is doing these days and this clip doesn’t help but here’s my thoughts on the matter:

[macleod]

The past two seasons of this show have been remarkable, this new season appears to take it a few steps higher. Absolutely excited.

[radiofreeslowzone]

if im his strongest soldier then God’s armys gonna lose bro

[carnifexxer]

I’m sorry but out of context this is really fucking funny

[headspace-hotel]

I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking loser

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

That’s literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over him for being too lazy (I am not making this up) and then he woke up and he was like “you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy sucks”. 

[jbk405]

Never meet your heroes.