Shitpost Central Babyyyyyyyy

Who would like to write everything they own to me in their will (world’s #1 Ferryman fan)

[deadtrich]

I think I should make a pinned post so hi hello

My name is Dietrich. This is my main blog where I dump my stupid brain into stupid text. I am the #1 Ferryman ultrakill fan and Princess Daisy fan

my meme blog is locktrich. I post my funny creations there

you can use my ask box to say whatever you want and get no consequences from it maybe

DNI:

-people who don’t like Depeche Mode 😤😤😤😤

sike I don’t care who interacts I could not be bothered to care

anyways you’re all invited to my Bar Mitzvah when I can finally host it on the moon

important note: I am evil

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION via Twitter | May 31, 2026

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[bedupolker]

Dunno if this is real or false memory but I grew up watching soviet cartoons and "cute sturgeon wearing a bandana over her head" was like a reoccurring character design. But I haven't been able to find any screenshots. So either slavic bandana sturgeon is lost media, an original idea that came to me in a dream, or Google is falling apart piece by piece and we wont be able to find anything online ever again

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Google falling apart! Mermaid drawings!🎵

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[fluidstatick]

I had very little say in the costuming, and I was assured there was a purpose to it! I still believe that. Just because you're all perverts doesn't mean anything. [x]

[beanswithbones]

"Are you out of our mind! Its not a normal camera! You can't see through blood so you need x-rays to get through! "

[local-toaster]

[bits-and-beasts]

Terminal velocity.

It was a fight you could never have won.

[computood]

look at my war machine dawg we're all gonna die 😭

[toasoast]

on my puter 😊

[targan1jpg]

V1 🩵

[maxknightley]

in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first

[maxknightley]

thankfully I don't have this problem, because I'm better than you losers

[ultrakillfactsdaily]

never forget that gabriel and v1 aren't just yaoi they are yuri too #agender

[beanswithbones]

[BIG SPOILERS] sorry not sorry.

[decadent-hag]

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

[brucebocchi]

[madhopz]

[beanswithbones]

^ me dismissing the man who is unknowingly about to blast me with radiation

[ultrakillfactsdaily]

this pride month we will be mass-producing a v model sloppily painted rainbow with really low quality paint. enjoy!