Salvete omnes

[thisisalsoyou]

released

[lafrantumaglia]

virgo x scorpio:

servile and beaten, mad about you

[agetwellcard]

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

[julian2006]

what goes thru a white boy’s mind when they get dressed like

“u know what’ll go great with these basketball shorts? socks with little marijaunas”

[regularlesbian]

grandma got run over despacito

oppa gangnam style christmas eve

[osukiomi]

you might say to go and whip and nae nae

but I’m cozy in my home with minecraft steve

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

[saturniidace]

Does everyone just inexplicably know this

[meme-theft]

[sangombra-2]

HOLY SHIT 

[axiddrops]

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[federalbureauofislam]

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

[cottoncatking]

[meggory84]

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

[gunpowder-tea]

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[dangerkeith3000x]

[hella-archived-deactivated20211]

that’s only a con if you’re a coward

[asterosian]

All I see are two pros

[sheabutterbitch]

I just screamed over this lol

[archivehead]

Visit Original Link

[crow-caller]

angel emojis, rated

FUCK THIS THING 0/10

DON’T TRUST THIS THING 0/10

AAAAAA FUCK THIS THING 0/10

This is a nice child! Someone I would trust. Someone I could send to a friend in order to convey my emotions of pure joy 9/10

WHOAH!! FUCK THIS THING 0/10

FUCK THIS THING IT’S BETTER THAN SOME OF THE OTHERS BUT I DO NOT TRUST IT 1/10

REALLY FUCK THIS THING!! 0/10

ADDING A NECK DOES NOT HELP FUCK THIS THING 0/10

THOSE AREN’T EVEN WINGS YOU FUCK, FUCK THIS THING 0/10

NO WINGS EMPTY EYES FUCK OFF 0/10

IF YOU STARE TOO LONG YOU WILL WAKE UP IN ANOTHER REALITY, PART OF THIS THING’S HIVEMIND, YOU MUST BLINK, YOU MUST NOT LOOK 0/10

MISSHAPEN EGG WITH CHICKEN WINGS FUCK OFF 0/10

THE ONLY PURE ANGEL EMOJI THE ONLY ONE FOR ME THIS IS WHO I AM! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! THIS IS A GOOD ANGEL, A HELPING ANGEL, HAPPY, JOY…. A FRIEND 100/10

[brunhiddensmusings]

why is it fitting that the angels are the most cursed

[the-bakeneko]

The angels that fell from heaven with lucifer landed in our cell phones

[crushsuggestions]

first base: kissing

second base: being snowed in in a cabin in the middle of nowhere together

third base: adopting a dog

fourth base: marriage

[dean-winchester-is-my-cherry-pie]

Fifth Base?

[crushsuggestions]

hugs