Of Mice & Maura

Maura Brady, New York, 19

[elliebartlets]

imagine not liking mamma mia. like imagine having so much hate in your heart that you can’t sit through an hour and a half of amazing ABBA songs and Meryl Streep. can’t relate

[africabytotos]

[cornrowe-deactivated20190502]

[xbnx]

id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time

[theshittyfoodblog]

Couldn’t find any gingerbread men with buttcheeks on Google. Had to make my own.

[weaver-z]

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

[weaver-z]

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[guam-deactivated20240602]

so sad how all scottish and irish people stole their accents from shrek

[theflowers-andthebees]

I’m losing my god damn mind over this tweet that Hozier liked???

[slab-o-meat]

thinking about those toy pizzas where the slices velcro together

[slab-o-meat]

oh baby

[bob-belcher]

[acoustickub]

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[punkspacecowboy]

Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

hope everyone’s titties are out on this good thursday

[skellydun]

the seasons change but my black skinny jeans don’t

[ahistoryofanxietyandanxietyand]

Lizzo by Pari Dukovic

[violet-chachki]

[delreygrande22-deactivated20180]

I love wisdom