#stupider

[tillydouspart]

So max 100% heals the crew with kisses (the proof is when he healed brodude)

So Mr wizard (very much by accident) gets a split lip by running walking into a door frame while staring at max

AHEM who said that whatttt

ok i might have gotten a liiiitle bit carried away hsdlkjsdkls

i call this one ms scarian but worse

[pearlribbons]

Doomed by the narrative? Uhmmm...nuh-uh! They're in their little box :3

[gcballet]

No, but actually expanding on this, my Discworld OC is called Eglantine Bouquet, and she's a garden apprentice who wants to be the next Bloody Stupid Johnson.

Lovely right, Eglantine is another name for Rosa rubiginosa, aka sweet briar. But her parents changed the family name to Bouquet from Bucket a la One Foot In The Grave Keeping Up Appearances , and that made it worse for her bc everyone calls her Eggy.

Eggy Bouquet.

I NAMED MY OC STINKY FART DO YOU GET IT????

HER BROTHER IS CALLED RICHARD.

IS THIS COMEDY??

[got-into-worm-by-mistake]

Seriously the Stupid Fucking Case 53s attacking Cauldron Now...

I didn't think anyone could beat Saint at being BREATHTAKINGLY stupid in terms of their timing of their vendetta but those godforsaken idiots sure as shit managed it.

And somehow, they're probably not going to get punished like the deserve.

[sillyrabbot]

Kissed her once she got stupider

[fxck-with-eli]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you were to message one of the people I'm your asks and tell them that you're touching yourself to their asks?

I know, many words, complicated words, too complicated for a toy like you, but you should answer honestly. It'll improve your status as a stress relieving toy, and that will make you feel good.

I think I'm really really stupid, why didn't I think of that before? 🙏🏻

That sounds like a super great extravagant idea 💓

[squooples]

Big nuts?

hi again fis