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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

smalllfieldmouse

this is a hammer in my pocket actually But i am always happy to see you

catchymemes

fuckedelf

Like this post if you’re #sick off candy!

cheaphalloweencostume

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

aropride

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

laufeysons

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER REWATCH -> The Initiative (4.07)

drysqu1d

carbonating you then putting you in a water bottle with a straw

drysqu1d

not the. not the right image

drysqu1d

i dont think this is a post that needs reblogging actually. if you ask me

sugarpkts

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

sugarpkts

daylightsavingcrime

[Image description: a screenshot of a step from an old Windows setup process, reading "Pick a new picture for your account. The picture you choose will appear on the Welcome Screen."

The pictures you may chose from are a plane, an astronaut, a football, a parasol, a blue butterfly, a vintage toy car, a cat looking through a hole, chess pieces, a motorcycle jump, a dog, a water drop, a rubber duckie, a tropical fish, a rubber froggie, an electric guitar, two horses, a karateka, the Space Shuttle, palm trees, a pink flower, an orange flower, a skateboarder, and a snowflake. There's also the option "Browse for more pictures". End ID]

#the dog!!