chlo

24 | she/her | feral perv like if a frat bro fucked the dsm

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“any big plans for the weekend?” yeah man, eight beers and jerking off and watching Futurama, likely. mind your own business.

[eraserheadadult]

we didn't start the fire is like the pokerap for people who grew up during the cold war

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I can’t believe there are vegans out there just raw dogging life. No string cheese or nothing. Tuff.

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what if morgan wallen and _____ dated do you think the world would explode?

Sorry I couldn’t choose the funniest possibility so fill in the blank to help me finish the post.

Most likely Morgan Wallen Pairing to Reverse the Big Bang

Lilly Tino

Grimes

Aunt Trixie from Bluey

Voting ended onDec 26, 2025

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wine and cheese but it’s just me with my box wine, hoovering some string cheese sticks at 11 am in the morning let’s get white girl silly, blud

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i can’t believe alligators are real fuck that shit

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five nights at freddy’s but instead of the normal flashlight mechanic you can only use the light on your pen while you rip one is this anything is anyone there

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ngl, vaping is one of the gayest things a man can do. if I catch u with a geek bar in your mouth I'm only assuming a dick or two has been known to slip in there as well. enjoy your puff puff little gay boy

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wake up dead man was really mid and now im really sad i have to wait another few years to watch the next knives out mystery in hopes it will be better. genuinely baffled this has been better received than glass onion, which is my favorite of the series to rewatch.

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In a minecraft phase rn. On a whim today I finally convinced my entire family (both my parents, my brother, and his fiancée) to create a realm together so we could teach my parents how to play. Brother insisted on bedrock so I was stuck playing on console but I used to play hella console minecraft back in the day, before creative mode was even available, so it wasn’t a huge deal just a little annoying.

My dad actually runs an after school minecraft club at the school he teaches at, so he had a little bit of knowledge going in, although admittedly a lot less than I thought he would have, considering he watches kids play this game once a week. Like three hours into the session he died from falling for the third time and we finally tell him the crouching trick. He’s absolutely peeved we didn’t think to tell him sooner, but he was even more peeved ten minutes later when he finally says “I wish there was a way to run”. Me and my brother just looked at each other and started dying laughing, it was great. Also this idiot was mining gold with a wooden pickaxe.

My mom came in completely blind, she never plays video games other than animal crossing but I just knew this could be the next cozy game addiction for her and I was absolutely right. She loved it. We were working on peaceful so it wasn’t an easy relaxed pace to get them acquainted with the game.

Now, my dad struggles with staying up late. Usually he’s up at 6 and in bed by 8. We started playing around 7 and I shit you not we all played until 1 am. One. In. The. Morning. Everyone was having such a great time, I’m genuinely upset I didn’t think to bring them all together like this sooner. We’re a big board game and DnD family but often struggle to pick a game everyone wants to play or make it through a full DnD session without someone getting board and our attentions slowly drifting. But with minecraft we all just sat at the table together, yes looking at screens, but also talking, laughing, teaching, learning, problem solving, and having what I could already tell an hour in was an absolute core memory in the making.

Anyways this is your sign to have a minecraft session with your family!!

[mollymux]

Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday

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After several weeks of careful curation, I present: 2.5 State SMP members as text posts.

I also made image descriptions for all of these, since they're primarily text based jokes that lend well to that. IDK if I did a good job, but I tried.

As of writing this, all these usernames are free! Or at least, they should be, nothing came up when I looked for their exact format.

[vanivanvanilla]

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hottest things for a girl to have:

1. endometriosis

2. a boner

3. a cigarette for me

no girl can have all three, lest god strike her down.

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Just watched some wifies videos and ngl while the production, music, pacing and everything is suuuuuper well done, like i got chills, the writing is… leaving something to be desired. I like incorporating The Yellow King on Looking For a World That Doesn’t Exist and rolling with that concept but i’m going to be so real the “twists” do not even remotely feel like twists to me, they’re not surprising at all. Cliches if anything. That’s not to say he needs a good twist but if you’re going to present it as such, it should be good, you know? Still super fun videos though. I’ve only watched like three and it’s still enough to get me to keep watching so we’ll see if I change my mind.

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I just watched the Matchbox one… now this is fantastic in all fronts. The ambiguous ending is genius.

[fashioncak3]

yves mathieu by ricardo rivera for idol magazine styled by ryan davis

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Just watched some wifies videos and ngl while the production, music, pacing and everything is suuuuuper well done, like i got chills, the writing is… leaving something to be desired. I like incorporating The King in Yellow on Looking For a World That Doesn’t Exist and rolling with that concept but i’m going to be so real the “twists” do not even remotely feel like twists to me, they’re not surprising at all. Cliches if anything. That’s not to say he needs a good twist but if you’re going to present it as such, it should be good, you know? Still super fun videos though. I’ve only watched like three and it’s still enough to get me to keep watching so we’ll see if I change my mind.