Sending Bugs

🐾Alterhuman - they/it🐾

[sendingbugs]

Here’s an intro to ruin my mysterious vibe

This post is occasionally updated

I post stuff related to alterhumanity on this blog

Name is Phish or Bugs

aroace and trans nonbinary

they/it

Alterhuman

Age/pet regressor

Side blog

@squidbrainedbug (fandom blog)

Boundaries

This blog is sfw only.

Do not sexualize me or my posts

Don’t talk about politics on my blog

DNI any kind of kink or fetish blog, “sfw” included

DNI proshippers

Basic DNI criteria (homophobic, racist, etc.)

DNI pro contact/non-recovery harmful paraphillias

I WILL block anyone who ignores my boundaries and/or makes me uncomfortable. Other than that however, welcome to my page, it’s nice to meet you ( 灬´ ˘ `灬 )

[analog-autistic]

ougf

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

"Get a job"

❌️ ableist

❌️ encourages capitalism

❌️ people can be losers and be employed

❌️ makes being jobless sound like a moral failing

"Get a hobby"

✔️ keeps disabled people who can't work in mind

✔️ does not encourage capitalism

✔️ if they already have hobbies you can tell them to get a new one

✔️ encourages a better use of autonomy and freetime

[dumbpuppyfag]

too many of u act playfully disrespectful to strangers on here

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[ashenmind]

tachyon doing strange and scary things to your penis

[ashenmind]

putting it in a maid outfit and such

[ashenmind]

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[blink-xyz]

On sonic images that help with mental health, this one genuinely helped me more than i would like to admit

[birdsareblooming]

this one has legit helped so much with my mental and physical disabilities. Do you know how often some bullshit happens and I sigh and say "but we move"

[cecil-speaks]

”fuck it all, we ball” and “life is hard but I’m harder” have gotten me out of more spirals than I care to admit

[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

[sendingbugs]

*looking at how many followers others have* damn… I have got to get more niche

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[liquidstar]

[liquidstar]

It also indicates that I’m a guy now. It’s probably related to the milk somehow

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[winrytheweirdo]

you have a right to be angry

you have a right to fight back

[sendingbugs]

Ketchup explodes in the microwave. Just in case you were wondering

[hroakie-blog]

[acmelabrat]

[whoisfaun]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sendingbugs]

Breaking news: being called “a dog” is considered an insult to some people!

[oddlygreenonion]

And when you call yourself a dog people are so quick to immediately assume you're being self depreciating and go "Nooo! You're not, don't talk about yourself like that!!"

[istascha-deactivated20260222]

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror