“Please Don’t Quote Me On That”

This is just a collection of senior quotes that I’ve tried to use this year and have been denied

[big-yeet-me-out-of-here-blog]

never expected to go to a five hour driving course and get judged for not being able to catch a ping pong ball

[seniorquotesadness]

Yo can we milk the pig?

Into the Woods cast member

[seniorquotesadness]

Also, a key fell off of my saxophone last night...

A member of our pit orchestra

[seniorquotesadness]

Conspiracy theory: the prime minister is actually a bunch of owls in a trench coat.

Me

[seniorquotesadness]

Wait... I’m an ace Canadian... HOLY SHIT I’m eh-sexual!

Me

[seniorquotesadness]

And don’t forget kids, you gotta LAY ON THE GOOSE FAT!

My choir director

[seniorquotesadness]

This snow storm is more problematic than I am.

Me

[seniorquotesadness]

Sadly because of extreme temperatures, our toilet is frozen.

Our bus driver

[seniorquotesadness]

Listen to my face.

-Some dude at Ruby Tuesday’s

[seniorquotesadness]

We’re about to get jigglyPUFFed, aren’t we?

-me

[seniorquotesadness]

We’re gonna Brandy all over this audience.

-my music teachers

[seniorquotesadness]

Sir, of course we brought in a fence, you said picket line.

-my APUSH classmate