The Blog Of A Giant Meme Piece Of Shit

30 - they/them - chaotic bisexual

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[sam-scribbler]

writing be like

[beautifulterriblequeen]

feeling that twenty minute gap lads

[minotauri]

the em dash and i are in a torrid toxic love affair

[spicy-apple-pie]

“Oh Jason’s eyes don’t glow green when he’s angry because pit madness isn’t canon-“

Shut up. Have ever considered that it’s cool as fuck.

[my-ny]

Agatha All Along + text posts pt. 37/?

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[garcavisconde]

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

[toskarin]

[casualfruit]

[valtsv]

i love characters who are like oysters emotionally

[valtsv]

as in you need a knife to get them to open up

[animentality]

[libraford]

Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[papayafromtv]

the funniest thing to come out of those batfam twitter au’s is the repeated gag of people getting mad at various batkids for insensitively ‘making fun’ of their dead brother by interacting with a ‘jason todd parody account’, and the kids don’t even try to defend themselves like ‘he’s dead idgaf’ while Totally Alive Jason Todd is in the replies like ‘i died just to get away from you’ and nobody ever mentions it outside of twitter. i think one day bruce is doing an interview when a reporter finally brings it up and he’s like ‘the kids are interacting with a what now’ and when he’s shown the tweets he just blinks a few times before going like ‘we all grieve in different ways,’ and then he pauses and squints at the screen before saying in a genuinely offended tone ‘does jason not follow me on twitter-!?’ and the reporter spends the next ten minutes trying to explain that it’s not jason because jason is dead while bruce completely ignores them just devastated that the parody account of his dead son isn’t following him on social media

[yassifiedgollum]

I think that, when you are on hold, the hold music should not stop to tell you that you are on hold. The hold music should only stop when someone actually picks up your call. Vote me for president

[yassifiedgollum]

"There are 5 callers ahead of you" can stay but it's on thin fucking ice, i.e, it can only stay if it plays when the number of callers ahead of you changes and not every 5 minutes. And CERTAINLY not every 30 seconds

[fidelcostco]

[theaceofarrows]

Pov: You're a Gotham criminal in December

[papayafromtv]

Tim: what's the meanest thing you've ever done?

Jason: i know you expect me to say trying to beat you to death that one time, but in the league i once told Damian that Talia was lying about his heritage to manipulate Batman and his actual father was Lex Luthor. so that.

Tim: ?!

Jason: yeah i faked a DNA test to prove it and he believed me for like 4 months.

Tim: holy shit

Jason: to be honest the meanest part was probably putting hair removal cream in his shampoo and convincing him he was going bald due to genetics. he was nine.

Tim: you are my hero. hear me say these words. I. Love. You.

Jason: i know buddy. i know.

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

After Jason returns as Red Hood, immediately after his identity is revealed to Dick

Jason: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.

Dick: *sobbing*

Jason: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.