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One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@senricus
Need to get a new car since my last one EXPLODED so im going to open a few commission slots. Not ready yet but i wanted to float the idea of me selling a 4 panel, full colored comic, for a flat 400. I will draw your blorbo in a Situation. Just be ready with a rough draft of what you want, it doesnt have to be pretty but the idea should be clear. Words. If theres enough positive response i'll tell yall when im going to open these comic comms.
WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY
We need to bring back the athletics body type post
This one
Tumblr has 10+ image limit had to add these on too
This photoshoot unlocked something in me the first time I saw it. The idea that EVERY body here is what "peak physical condition" looks like.
toxins ch 5 is so close to done. probably going to be up within the next few hours.
i never feel like writing is a chore but i had to fight demons to finish this chapter
Abolish Tesla.
Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.
If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.
The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.
Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.
well, well, well ^_^
January 27 ($397.15) to February 26 ($290.80)
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He is the ULTIMATE LIFE FORM, he can make it possible...
Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe
How to Get Free Electricity
Fonte: reddit.com
obsessed with white-with-large-splotches-of-grey-tabby cat that gets on the wheel, climbs it, runs a little, then is supplanted by other cats, leaves, only to come back later and hit the side of the wheel at full speed, sending another cat rolling out of it, fucking jumps straight up onto another cat, manages to keep running while a cat is being rolled up and down the wheel, manages to keep running when a cat slides between its paws, doesn't give up and ends up with the wheel all to itself
little beast really wanted to run huh
You can’t get this anywhere else
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
PHOTOS FROM r/50501 PROTESTS: 50 PROTESTS - 50 STATES - 1 DAY (2/5/25)
I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
reblog if you are an ad hating commie
PO PI PO
eggsune robotniku
I was challenged to draw Warrior in a dress and I think he'd slay.
Man's got fancy tastes.
Pose from here (credit: @adorkastock)
Character @ House of Heroes.
awooga
Normalize this response
sometimes like Cloud, I lie awake at night and think of Zora!Zack
deja vu…? there’s just something about a tiny blond x big friendly puppy that my brain goes to mush over
