we're all just stories

Welcome to the madness. Icon is a wizard over non-binary colored clouds. Blog: multifandom/nonfandom/chaos. Mostly described. Me: AmVi, adult, they/them LOTR/Hobbit Sideblog: an-unexpected-sideblog

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

an ao3 author is never late, nor are they early; they post precisely when they mean to

[therepudiatedimmortals]

Had a dream a dragon mutual sent me a dm like "hey i jusr wanted to let you know you should kill everyone in your situation" followed by a "sorry the dragon rage took over"

[amaideniwilldee]

do we think i'm funny yet 1 🍍 2 🍍 3 🍍 4 🍍 5 🍍 6 🍍 7 🍍 8

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[brawlite]

honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."

[kafkasapartment]

artistsuniversum: “Kathin Marchenko is a textile artist and designer known for her expressive embroidery on delicate tulle fabric.

Using a "painting with thread" technique, she creates portraits, anatomical forms, and ethereal figures that seem to float within wooden hoops, blending craft with fine art.”

Artist: @kathrin_marchenko

#art #embroidery #artist #textileart

[amethystviolist]

[VD: A video montage of the artist creating several different works set to inspiring, pulsing string music. Marchenko has pale skin and long, straight red hair and wears several different outfits throughout the clips. She first sews a dark outline into nearly invisible tulle fabric hanging over a vertical white wall, then stiches in various colors. The artworks shown often depict faces, butterflies, and hands. Sometimes the string ends are left dangling loose, sometimes they cross straight across the cloth to “bind” elements together, and sometimes they disappear as in classic embroidery. End VD.]

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: women are like diamonds because they are pretty and also are in minecraft sometimes /End ID]

[itssjanedoe]

[amethystviolist]

[ID: a gif of a hill of long green grass shifting in large, ocean-like waves under a darkly clouded, stormy sky. End ID.]

[samarajethwa]

[plague-flowers]

[ID: a wizard in a robe with moons and stars on it standing in a kitchen at night, microwaving something in a mug. There is alchemy equipment and other wizarding paraphernalia on the countertop. The art is kept in warm tones, purples and pinks predominantly, with butter-yellow lights. End ID.]

[villainessbian]

*he queeres* place on *he in*erne*

[auroraboringaliceinwonderland]

ID: Four images of various bright colors and different fonts. The first one says “L;” the next says “G;” then “B”. And the last image, which would otherwise be “T”, instead says, “This content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s User Guidelines.”

Below the images OP has written the phrase, “The queerest place on the internet” but with all of the letter T removed from the words, just like the last photo. End ID.

[midnigtartist]

When the boys try to do something nice for you but you know they fucked up your kitchen doing it

[keplercryptids]

[image description: a line drawing of Magnus, Angus and Taako. Magnus is a burly man with messy hair and bushy sideburns. Angus is a small boy with textured black hair and a feathered cap. They’re both grinning and offering trays of baked goods to Taako. Taako is an elf with a long braid down his back and an oversized wizard’s hat. He’s covering his mouth with a hand as if torn and trying not to look annoyed.]

[yassssifiedhistory]

Wizard lamp

[floralprintsharks]

[ID: two photographs of a blue, hanging glass lamp with star ornaments. One picture shows the lamp on, the other off. End ID]

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[vargdottern]

favorite lotr character GO

frodo

sam

merry

pippin

aragorn

legolas

gimli

gandalf

bilbo

éowyn

arwen

other (put in tags)

Voting ended onJun 5

[honeyscomet]

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

[honeyscomet]

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

[jadeharleyinc]

kind of crazy no one has drawn the time traveler and the medieval peasant staring at the night sky with their bag of doritos

[jadeharleyinc]

in 2014 there would have been shipping fanart