SPACE FUCKED

allie . this pussy grabs back. message for whatever.

[n0kt3rnal]

I could read light of the jedi like I actually planned, or I could just reread skullduggery pleasant because it popped into my head, and I have the attention span of a brain fried goldfish

[hairbrush9]

CDC says vaccinated people can let their meat hang on the subway

[miscreantbread]

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

[herasyndlla]

star wars writers be like:

[anxiousbookenthusiast]

[pantoranprincess]

all good Star Wars content can be summed up as “violent found family workplace comedy.” no i will not be elaborating

[sectionratiogeneral]

don’t think too hard about obi-wan’s message in the jedi beacon.

don’t think about obi-wan standing in the temple he’s known all his life, head bowed, surrounded by broken codes and broken trust and broken bodies. don’t think about him wondering what he could possibly say. if there are even any jedi left to hear it.

don’t think about him saying do not return to the temple, when he knows he is leaving it for the last time; when obi-wan says that time has passed, don’t wonder if he remembers correcting the younglings’ stance, if they beamed at him with awe and chirped thank you, master kenobi! don’t imagine his eyes closing briefly with pain, remembering wry gossip with aayla secura and warm conversations with mace windu over tea.

don’t think about the fact that obi-wan doesn’t even know it’s anakin yet. he hasn’t seen the recording yet. these are the last minutes obi-wan will ever have in a world where anakin skywalker is still good, and he spends those minutes broadcasting hope to an empty sky.

don’t think about the ending. obi-wan says a new hope will emerge, and then he watches his padawan—his brother—his friend, slaughtering children with a lightsaber that has crashed against obi-wan’s a million times.

don’t think about any of this because obi-wan tries not to, either. when he sits underneath the setting suns, sinking into the force, don’t imagine him trying to let go: of his master, his order, his heritage, his lost love, his best friend.

may the force be with you, always, obi-wan said.

in the end, the force is the only thing he has left.

[incorrect-rebels]

Yeah I didn’t make an actual text post for this one either

[myname-is-fangirl]

“If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started by a mouse.”

-Walt Disney.

[wadey-wilson]

Look at ya - glowing like a solar fire. You’re something special, Jim. You’re gonna rattle the stars.

[akiragatr]

Treasure Planet really did slap with it’s aesthetics, because they really went “spaceships, except they’re literally ships”.

[missdkscully]

The “Oh, maybe I do like girls” starter pack

[pojkflata]

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

oh to live in the treasure planet universe

[sportsbianism-deactivated202306]

pulling stunts that strengthen the public’s perception of gay people as satanic perverts is a shitty thing to do. the end

[goldenaltar]

counterpoint: it’s really funny.

[genderificationbeam]

lil nas x: i was demonized from a young age because of the unique intersection of my blackness and queerness within the church and now im reclaiming that for myself and showing young queer people that they always have a place where they’ll be accepted, even if they have to carve it out of the hell they were promised

random shitforbrains tumblr users: actually portraying queer people, including yourself, as sexually empowered or subversive in any way makes the homophobes mad :/// maybe just act normal??? idk pulling that “”stunt”” is kinda homophobic

[arsenicpanda]

The First Wives Club (1996) and 9 to 5 (1980) are both awesome power fantasies for women, but you could make them today with only minor tweaks and they’d still be relevant and satisfying, and that’s a fucking tragedy

[strangerstarsandlands]

do you remember when a film came out in 1996 and it starred 3 middle aged actresses who all turned 50 during filming and it made 180 million US dollars and ended with this scene? because I sure do