Safety first, Safety second, Coolness third

Juli | she/her | I'm here I'm queer my back pain is moderate to severe

[lacyramen]

[homunculus-argument]

Ad blocking/reporting should have some sort of an "I never want to see this fucking ad again and if you fail me and show it to me again I will track down where you live and fucking kill you" option.

[crocanti]

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[bogleech]

if this lady were coming to get you to death would you survive

only maybe

no

Voting ended onJul 14

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[cassie-darlin]

“nobody likes abortion” i do. i think its awesome actually.

[isakaru]

the problem with kids these days is that they dont watch linkin park anime amvs

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[willjulep]

Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[kirbyofthestars]

[epiphainie]

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

[utopians]

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

[dommingateez]

the german word for villain, Bösewicht, is so great. like not only are you evil, you're also some sort of gnome about it

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

[2colde]

i am a habitual observer of other peoples phone screens on public transit sorry i just want to know what’s going on i would like to see