Safety first, Safety second, Coolness third

Juli | she/her | I'm here I'm queer my back pain is moderate to severe

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[ceruleanheaven]

love it when the script doesnt hint at any sexual tension whatsoever the actors just wanted to fuck each other

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[yueecakes]

let's cyberbully with papa

[human-pet-they]

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

[sour-charity]

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

[fairycosmos]

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[aloyhh]

unfortunately i can’t respond to your text because it stressed me out for no reason and now it’s been too long so i’m just gonna ignore it

[spnbrainrot]

[sydrichie]

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[dogpuppy]

[heartseeker]

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned