They Are Not The Hell Your Whales

MK|24|nb lesbian|Jewish|Historian She/They

[darlinimamess]

what do you use in place of commas in the tags?

period

dash

run-on sentence

new tag

i can use commas (can anyone?? if so how??)

i don’t add commentary in tags

other (???)

Voting ended onOct 10, 2023

[susiephone]

some of the plot resolutions in house were so fucking funny. like one episode a guy had seen 10000 different doctors to try and figure out why he was sick and when he came to house, house’s first question was “ok i think i recognize this, there’s this tropical disease that’s preeeeeetty common, have you ever been to the tropics?” and the guy said no and house was like “hm ok guess it’s not that, it must be something mysterious and obscure because this is the Mysterious And Obscure Ailment Show, i will keep digging” then 35 minutes later in the episode house is like “this really REALLY feels like it’s that relatively common disease i mentioned earlier, are you SURE you’ve never been to the tropics” and the patient is like omg NO why do doctors always harp on that I TOLD YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE TROPICS I HAVE NEVER BEEN SOUTH OF FLORIDA and house just stares at him before being like “FLORIDA IS IN THE FUCKING TROPICS” and the patient is like. oh.

this all happens while the patient is holding house and like some other people hostage and forcing house to treat him at gunpoint btw.

[protestantcrona]

The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together

[loudlyunladylike]

oh hozier the man you are

[loudlyunladylike]

"before you see the next one just know I've never been well" I am obsessed with this man

[strawberry-crocodile]

i love how garnet and pearl are just continuing to use the name of their infamous guerilla military organization while their current jobs are fighting lv4 rpg monsters and giving each other basket weaving seminars. and steven has no context for this and just thinks of "The Crystal Gems" as basically the name for his mom's side of the family. so he walks up to lapis and says "you should hang out with me and my treehouse friends, the Viet Cong!"

[blindbeholder]

I want to share this but i know 0 people who have both watched Steven universe and know what the viet cong is.

[strawberry-crocodile]

skill issue

[the-walrus-squad]

Veikko Tactics

[depsidase]

[regicide1997]

"No more Mr Niceguy!" —Ms Niceguy, coming out as trans

[beaft]

(at last night's queer cabaret)

person announcing the show: "now i don't want to see any heckling tonight, no racism, no sexism... none of the isms"

person in crowd: "what about autism?"

announcer: "yeah autism is fine"

[0912408179182]

What if there was a drama club emergency and i had to play romeo to your juliet.....and we were both girls......what if our rivalry culminated in a tense fencing match......and we were both girls.......what if i got drunk and kissed you at a club on our spring break vacation.....and we were both girls......what if i told you "theres not a name for what we are".....and we were both girls........what if i told YOU that all of this actually happened on the popular teen drama gilmore girls.

[dicklessswonder]

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[medievalthymes]

dni unless you have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, all the modern languages, all while possessing a certain something in your air and manner of walking, the tone of your voice, your address and expressions-

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

[typhlonectes]

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[eggswheretheyshouldntbe]

One day I’ll get this

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they're hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that's what God intended but something went wrong

[thenatsdorf]

Juvenile Black-Tailed Jackrabbit (via desertsirena)

[mesopelagic]

BIG

FOCKING

[bunnyheritageposts]

Bunny Heritage Post

[animentality]