From the Desk of Sentinel Prime

[grandmasickomode]

Very specific ship dynamic I love: These two dumb losers who are entirely devoted to their respective causes.

Shockwave is told by Megatron to get closer to Sentinel in hopes of getting him to spill weaknesses/information.

Megatron severely overestimates both Shockwave's capacity to start a relationship and Sentinel's attention to details that aren't pertinent to him.

Constant close calls on Shockwave's part convince Sentinel that the other Prime has a crush on him.

It's downhill from there.

[sentiprime]

As an all knowing anon, its probably best you advice Blurr to stay away from Longarms Prime.

[Look, Longarm is somebot I handtrained. I trust that bot way more than I trust most of the other scrapyard degenerates like RODIMUS or whatever. The point is, Longarm is one of the few bots I can confidently say can do their job. I’m not about to tell him or his underlings how to do their jobs.]

[Though I should FRAGGING TALK TO HIM ABOUT SECURITY. How did you get into my quarters?! Out! OUT!]

[pastelpaperplanes]

When we were younger

We didn’t know how it would be

We were the dumb, the wild, the free

LITTLE LEAGUE

[sentiprime]

“Anyway that’s why I insisted that Security was improved around my more frequented places. Longarm didn’t believe me, but I INSISTED that he look into all this. He’s the Info Prime, that’s part of his job, right?”

[sentiprime]

PR Manager Notice:

Oh right this is still around uh. Here. It’s not much but I’m gonna try and do stuff here. 

[sentiprime]

So due to stress and lack of interest Im canceling the Human M!A. Once finals are over, the blog will proceed as regularly scheduled

[sentiprime]

PR Manager Notice:

School continues to kick my butt. Will get to replies asap.

Thanks, PR Manager

[sentiprime]

aw lil small guy! So cute!

Sentinel: ... This... Is not...

Sentinel: .... No. This isn’t real. I’m just dreaming this! There’s just. No way that I can be-!

ASK COUNTER: 1/8

[sentiprime]

M!A your human now too! This time for longer because I love you more. This shoould last for 8 asks.

Sentinel: It’s a shame. I was hoping to ask if he wanted to get dri-

ASK COUNTER: 0/8

[ Shout out to @longarm-prime-reportsfor designing this lamer because I sure as hell can’t design people.]

[sentiprime]

PR Manager Notice:

School has been kicking the shit outta me so things have been slow. So hopefully I’ll get around to answering these asks in the inbox.

Thanks for the patience!

[longarm-prime-reports]

do you like Blurr?? ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

[sentiprime]

LATER AT AN AFTER WORK MEET UP...

Sentinel: I really feel like these questions are loaded...

Sentinel: Wonder if that Blurr guy had something to do with this. Paid someone off to ask for Longarm...?

(ref)

[sentiprime]

Lol trying to capitalize on Longarm Prime's success huh. Jackass.

Sentinel: You must have some type of major malfunction! Luckily for you, we’ve got bots trained on locating you based on where you submitted this message from!

Sentinel: I’m sure you won’t mind having a nice chat with our good public defenders, and maybe we can make sure that record of yours is as clean as your intake port.

[longarm-prime-reports]

Hey Longarm you may want to hide I saw Cliffjumper coming down the hall!

Human M!A : ( 1/5 )

[sentiprime]

Sentinel: Is he... not in for once?

Sentinel: He’s usually in, I’ve been telling him to take more breaks... Must have finally gotten through to him! Thank the Allspark for little miracles... I’ll just come back when he’s in.

[pastelpaperplanes]

SING IT MUSIC MAN

bonus:

[sentiprime]

Has anyone ever told you you look like a blue version of the crimson chin????

Sentinel: I haven’t the FAINTEST clue about what you’re talking about! Is that some sort of obscure gladiator from before I was sparked? If this is a jab at my chin and helmet plating, you’re gonna-!

Sentinel: Oh.

Sentinel: We don’t talk about that guy anymore. 

Sentinel: This conversation is over. I’m not taking more questions.

[sandlake]

[sentiprime]

Senti-chin. Chinnigan. Chintinel Prime.

Sentinel: I’m a PRIME. A PRIME. There’s only so many of us, you know! Ask me questions about that! 

Sentinel: And I’ll have you know that this chin is more than just a fashion statement, it’s to keep the Decepticon scum out of my processor! 

Sentinel: And what the frag is a BEAN? You all need your processors defragged! Aughhh I’m gonna have to get a social media manager to screen all this scrap! Where are those twins...They’ll know someone...