DEL DIABLO

[submech]

right on schedule 

[superfurryanimals]

[angelicguy]

I can help you. But the pain you'll experience will make a normal man break- and you're one of the weakest people I've ever met.

[angelicguy]

Follow me if you can handle Hell

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

did you know smores poptarts have all the nutrients needed to sustain the human body *stands up and Immediately

[1weepy-deactivated20230228]

[rnun]

[rnun]

[2007xbox360-deactivated20211113]

Unassuming woman: Nice, dude. That hot dog is ketchup-pilled AND mustard-pilled

Strange man whose son died in an accident he could have prevented: I guess

[funnytwittertweets]

[bunjywunjy]

fish know about Africa

[dunmertitty]

[submech]

>asks the floormaster if their death game is creepy or wet >he doesn’t understand |> pulls out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet  >he laughs and says “it’s a good death game sir” >signs the form >it’s creepy and wet 

[submech]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

New cup

[house-mpreg]

Are you in a shower op

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

Are you in a fuckin brain shrinking machine ass hole

[bedpsyching]

[thyrell]

i think tumblr should have a storefront where you can buy and sell hallucinogens

[hitmanagent47]

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

[jjbeka-deactivated20210812]

[submech]