just saw one of the dune messiah trailers. freaky to see the worm stopping/sheeana plotline as early as messiah. by the time youre reading Heretics it is barely the same book series

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just saw one of the dune messiah trailers. freaky to see the worm stopping/sheeana plotline as early as messiah. by the time youre reading Heretics it is barely the same book series
What does hate fuck mean ?
when hate someone so much you fuck them
The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars
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I give off a certain âtraumatized dog that doesnât know how to even want to be happy or value its existence and autonomy outside of being of service to othersâ that girls seem to keep hugging me about.
jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the worldâs first omega
this being the website where no one listens to hiphop or rap is really funny because they're pretty good
jovi hemipenes rap listening list #1:
all of Grand Champ by DMX: just a really good album full of bangers. it has the occasional homophobic and transmisogynistic line that haven't aged well, but it's not even particularly bad for the time, and it's a great album even with those
someone in the reblogs already mentioned Sophie Hunter, my pick from her is WALK (with Rob Apollo): great song when you like to simultaneously laugh and cringe at every single line. song where you go "oh thats a bar. god i hate that that's a bar"
NO ONE EVER REALLY DIES by N.E.R.D: just an album of good shit. enough said
literally anything Mazbou Q or Coast Contra have ever done
moMINTS by Tobe Nwigwe: im still working my way through this one but the stuff i've heard is really good!
Wolf, CHROMAKOPIA, and DON'T TAP THE GLASS by Tyler, the Creator: really everything he has ever done is great (some of his old stuff is a bit... less approachable, though) but these three are my faves. i like the direction he's going in. he's insanely skilled as both a producer and a lyricist
Bring That Beat Back and Fear Of A Black Planet by Public Enemy: some great older-but-not-old stuff with a much more stereotypically "hip-hop" sound than a lot of my recommendations, for the people who are into that sort of thing
Sometimes I Might Be Introvert by Little Simz: just a nice album
i've never heard anything by FEVER 333 i haven't liked, just pick something: this is a bit more punk/metal sounding than the other stuff i'm recommending but i really enjoy their sound (plus April Kae is their bassist and i really like her)
everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally
tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store
Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.
Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:
Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.
And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:
Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS
I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.
A 19-year-old black trans girl was shot to death this month, and there has been absolutely no media reporting on it - despite extensive reporting on almost identical incidents in the same part of Florida, at the same time. The police, as usual, misgendered her in the police report and have done nothing to find her killer. Her name was Jayla Mcgee. Black trans people deserve to grow old.
Police misgendered Jayla McGee, local media overlooked her homicide, and her community was left to make sure she was not erased.
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use
"the hell is that thing? better pinch it. ...hm. pinch ain't workin'. don't like that. goin' back to bed"
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fanart i made of rodrigo de paul being sacrificed to gro goroth
The three tiers of queer sff:
Broke: what is worldbuilding? Made in a lab to be as blandly inoffensive as possible. Time to randomly namedrope terms like 'nonbinary' and 'ace' while doing zero work actually incorporating them into the world or characters and have someone give a speech about how valid they are. Lines like 'I'm too ace for this' while never exploring the concept of asexuality or aromanticism and still having very central romance plotlines is common. I hate it here learn how to write realistic dialogue and fully realized characters I'm begging.
Woke: more ore less typical sci-fi and fantasy but Itâs Queer Now. Might include in-universe queerphobia to be struggled against or may have queer identities be fully normalized. Can be done bad or well depending on the skill of the writer. A good way to explore our contemporary ideas of gender and sexuality or to have a bit of a power fantasy with lesbian princesses and trans knights. There will probably be a bisexual love triangle.
Bespoke: what is a gender. What is monogamy. What is polyamory. What is romance. What is platonic. Time to show you the most fucked up uncategorizable relationship youâve ever seen. There may be weird ass metaphorical sex
fuck it
Book recs: tier three queer sff
AKA books that tackle gender, sexuality and relationships in ways that come off as deeply alien and non normative to our present day culture, frequently featuring actual aliens.
For details on the books, check under the readmore! My personal favorites are marked with an *
A note: as I'm generally more into sci-fi than fantasy, this list skews heavily toward the former. Feel free to make your own recommendations in the notes if you know of more titles!
If you want more book recs, check out my masterpost of rec lists!
[images: photo collages of the covers of all the named books, first all of the books in one image and then in groups of three before the descriptions.]
cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant
children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that
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Things that actually happen in hunchback of notre dame, in no particular order
The book mostly is told from the POV of Pierre, a self-insert who is failed author and, I cannot stress this enough, utterly patheticÂ
Quasimodo damaged his hearing as a teenager from years of bell ringing and now uses sign language whenever he can
There is a scene where Quasimodo and a fellow deaf guy have to have a conversation without using sign language because theyâre in a courtroom and the jury doesnât know sign. It goes about as well as youâd expectÂ
Frollo has a little brother, Jehan, who he raised after their parents died. Jehan is now a frat bro in college whose hobbies consist of getting drunk and being mean to Quasimodo. In his first scene Jehan complains about college DEI because an Italian guy got a scholarship he wanted.Â
Esmeralda is accused of witchcraft because she taught her pet goat Djali how to do math
Djali may or may not be sapient. He can and does imitate human mannerisms to make fun of people on purpose. He does this while on trial.Â
Yes. They tried the goat for witchcraft, too.Â
Pierre writes a whole play riding on the pun of dolphin/Dauphin. Nobody likes it.Â
Frollo is an alchemist and has a secret mad science lab where he writes on the walls
Jehan literally pulls a âbuy my silenceâ and frollo gives him money to make him shut up
Thereâs a trio of catty girls who bully Esmeralda like itâs Mean Girls
Quasimodo and Frollo literally have Cryptid Statusâ Parisians circulate rumors that Quasimodo is either a familiar, a homunculus, or the result of demonic mpreg, and that Frollo is a wizard with wizard powers and/or a ghost
There is a little old woman who lives in a hole and shouts slurs at people. She has a tragic backstory.Â
There is a homicidal con man/king of thieves named Clopin Troillefou (surname translation: The Fool of Fear) who deserves tumblr sexymanhood.
Pierre learns how to carry chairs with his teethÂ
Thereâs an entire chapter dedicated to the layout of the streets of Paris in painstaking detail
Thereâs another chapter that is a rant about interior designÂ
Esmeralda and Pierre get platonically married due to Clopinâs murderous shenanigans. Pierre tries to make a move in her but ends up being more emotionally attached to Djali the goat than to her. I think that should be grounds for divorce
There is a scene where Pierre has to choose between helping Esmeralda escape or helping Djali. He picks Djali.Â
Frollo hides from his own brother by laying face down in mud and playing dead. Somehow this worksÂ
There is a Plot Significant Tiny Shoe. A Tiny Shoe Chekhovâs Gun. And Victor Hugo will not stop telling you just how Tiny this shoe is.Â
Thereâs a soap opera style plot twist that involves a false accusation of cannibalism and the woman in the hole who shouts slurs
Quasimodo makes up a stupid little song that doesnât even rhyme to confess his love to Esmeralda, who remains oblivious
He then attempts to demonstrate his affection via convoluted metaphors that involve props. She doesnât get it. Boy please say what you mean
Frollo pulls the classic discord groomer tactic of threatening self-harm if Esmeralda doesnât give in.Â
Jehan rolls up to a party/rescue mission scheming session in Clopinâs secret hideout in full plate armor (how did he get that???), drunk off his ass, and acts like he owns the place. Everyone finds this so ridiculous that they just let him
Hugo goes on and on about how innocent and naive Esmeralda is but then casually reveals that Esmeralda carries a dagger on her person at all times to fend off assault. When Frollo attacks her and Quasi intervenes, she takes Quasiâs knife and almost kills Frollo (fair!) but he flees. She contains multitudes?
Frollo has a psychotic breakdown in the middle of a field surrounded by chickens and hallucinates skeletons everywhereÂ
For the first half of the book Esmeralda is like 70% sure Frollo is a ghost, not helped by his aforementioned Cryptid Status
Jehan eats a moldy piece of cheese off the groundÂ
Frollo tries to send Pierre on a suicide mission in drag. Pierre objects to the suicide part but not the drag part Â
Clopinâs preferred weapon is a scythe, heâs very good at using it, and he sings when he fights. Again: sexyman potential.Â
Victor Hugo has a foot fetish. I initially dismissed it as Frollo having a foot fetish until Victor Hugo included a foot fetish torture scene without any Frollo in it. So I can only conclude that the foot fetish is authorial in nature. Unfortunately the foot scenes are important to the plot.Â
Frollo is canonically 36, he just aged like shit and is bald. The narrator will not stop telling you just how bald he is.
Despite being in full plate armor, Jehan gets splatted like a bug
Almost every named character dies. Djali the goat lives.Â
At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......
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