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[seolestial]

[!] EMERGENCY HIATUS

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[dispatchq]

[!] CLEANUPS + UPDATES

PLEASE REBLOG SO OTHER MEMBERS IN DISPATCH CAN SEE!

Hello members of Dispatch! Your admins here, just to give you guys a brief update on what’s new at Dispatch. But before we continue, we hope you guys are having a lovely start in the month of July! 

NEW RULE FOR APPLICANTS— Applications will be accepted from MONDAY at 1PM KST (MIDNIGHT EST) to THURSDAY at 1PM KST (MIDNIGHT EST). Welcome posts will be posted on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. 

Regarding the AIM chat: please remember to MESSAGE an admin prior to leaving the chat. We want to keep our AIM list for the directory as organized as possible. Just let us know and everything will be a-okay!

We have just revamped our theme since we’ve had this one since we opened—go and check it out! It’s courtesy of our somewhat reliable admin Hyejeong.

There has been a change in admins. Gyuri has stepped down since she is unable to be active—but have no fear! Admin Nicole is here! Please go follow and welcome her to the admin team!

Please remember to stay active! 

Reblogging pictures does not count as activity.

Talking to family members, replying to memes and starters does count as activity.

The masterlist is now up to date with the current roster of members. Those who have not reblogged the activity check have been removed. If you are still active but did not reblog the post—we have let you slide just this once. 

UNDER THE CUT ARE THE INACTIVES/MEMBERS WHO HAVE LEFT OR HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM DISPATCH. FEEL FREE TO UNFOLLOW! 

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[netizenhq]

[BREAKING] Coming in a little SPICY

Source: Ventblog

Reporters have noted nugu confessor on KRPvent talked about us being lazy, and yes that is 100% true. But remember, Dispatch is always watching. Scandals can happen anytime. We’re just digging up more dirt about our followers.

[ +3,478, -134 ] NB staff, jjang!!!!!

[ +3,103, -231] Didn’t they say they were redoing their blog though? That’s the point of a revamp ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

[ +2,952, -126 ] Still better than other trash I read so no complaints

[ +2,345, -234 ] The links ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[ +1,383, -183 ] Everyone in the world is lazy though ㅋ What makes nugu special

[ +1,273, -101 ] Definitely not killing that pizza 

- NB staff, is that you? ㅋ

- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

- Kill the pizza, NB-nim ㅋ

[seolestial]

( ! ) Currently — 10 starters, 9 memes, 4 inbox replies, 7 replies... 

I’m gonna die tomorrow trying to finish all these but I will do my best ㅠㅠ Meanwhile, you all can add me on AIM for the meantime. ( er.ato )

[visualangel]

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[seolestial]

Well, well, well. Another angel. If we have more angels gathering here, it'll be like heaven soon. Wait..... that sounded incredibly wrong and stupid.. ehe. Oh well. Welcome to iD, fellow Fish 'n Cake mate!

Yonghwa oppa, hello hello—oh lord. The puns... You’re... hilarious. ( ` snorts a little. ) Isn’t it heaven every single day though? You see us at work all the time. And on TV! But yes, thank you for the welcome! This is also an opportunity to ask for a meal for joining this lovely directory. Meat, perhaps... 

[hyejpg-blog]

my crush is... how do you say... conjunction junction? what's your function? ¬‿¬

tell me about your crush on anon!

oh dang, they must be someone very mathematically inclined! is there a lot of input and output with said conjunction junction during the function? maybe a little curve here and there? ¬‿¬

[seolestial]

☄

send me a ‘☄’ and i’ll tell you something i like about you

☄ — I don’t know you that well, but considering the many love calls MAMAMOO gives to AOA, I hope we can get closer! But beside that, I do think you have a charming personality. You command the stage, and you look damn good doing it too! Killer thighs, killer looks. You have overflowing charisma and it’s admirable to see you perform live with your group. I heard you didn’t want to diet so you convinced your CEO to forget the idea of it all together? Teach me! I want my thigh game as strong as yours. In the future, I hope we see more of each other so my assumptions about your personality can be proven correct. 

[seolestial]

FIVE COMETS FOR YOU, TOO.

send me a ‘☄’ and i’ll tell you something i like about you

MOM…..

☄ — Humor. Number one. Like honestly, you make me laugh so much I just have to take a long walk to cool down. ‘Dunno but even if I feel like complete ass, you pounce in and you’re just like “hey, mome is here. let us laugh.” and then we just make fools out of ourselves. It’s a great concept. When we used to watch Catfish together, I remember those dumb punchlines you’d make and then we’d just switch to watch Snooki and JWOWW. Can I pee in this? 

☄ — Rationality. You’re super reasonable and quite understanding. Every time one of us has problems, you sit down and you think everything through. It’s nice, since you’re the older one, and you have a lot more experience in life than I do. I look up to you a lot, did I ever tell you that?

☄ — Down to earth, but also can love yourself a lot. You are the epitome of “feeling myself” but also “feeling humble, gets shy, makes crying face all of a sudden.” You’re definitely not stuck up, ‘cause you actually know how to present yourself in front of others. Sips tea. But besides that, you truly exemplify a young woman who was raised well and has class. And ass.

☄ — YOU ARE MY MOM. WHICH MEANS I LIKE YOU A WHOLE LOT. You protect me, and the others that you love with the best of your ability and it’s so heartwarming to see you act like a mother figure. 

☄ — Gorgeous. Beyond. I mean, we kinda look a like, so that’s a given—right? ¬‿¬

[seolestial]

joiesus replied to your post “` rolls in and sings a bit of 'Luv Me' to let you know about what she...”

And now you don't need to wait no more, because the awaited girl is finally here! ` bats lashes cutely; Hello sweetness, I have missed you.

Finally. All of my prayers and wishes have been answered. Hello sugar(?). I have missed you. I see you got married while I was away. What is the meaning of this.

[seolestial]

` rolls in and sings a bit of 'Luv Me' to let you know about what she is here for;

Ah yes, Park Sooyoung. This is what I’ve been waiting for. ( ` slams into romantically. ) I’ve been waiting for you at the door. 

[seolestial]

☄☄☄

send me a ‘☄’ and i’ll tell you something i like about you

☄ — I actually remember our first conversation. From what I recall, we were hitting on each other and making passes with SHINee songs. Man, I wish we were closer ‘cause your personality is really vibrant and laidback. You know how to have a good time.

☄ — You’re so young, so tall and you have a lot of potential as an artist. Sometimes it feels like I’m the junior, and you’re the senior? You have a lot of stage presence, it’s crazy. Maybe one day both AOA and RV can have a stage together. We have to be partners though—forget Chanmi. ㅋㅋㅋ

☄ — Such a pretty girl. No words! You and Sungjae are hecka cute too, hehe. But I will still hit on you, regardless of this fake marriage. Come back to me, my love. I have more corny pickup lines and bad puns for you.

[seolestial]

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send me a ‘☄’ and i’ll tell you something i like about you

☄ — Only one thing? That’s a tough one. I have a lot to choose from, but I’ll try my best to narrow it down to only one trait that I like about you. Hmm... I could say the generic “positivity” trait, or “pretty smile” and whatnot, but I want to point out the type of person you are. You’re beyond considerate and understanding. Considering what happened to us within these past few months, you’re still in my life and you’ve been nothing but a joy to be around. You have that... psychic connection with me? Whenever one of us is in trouble, we always nyoom in to check up on each other... It’s nice. It just shows regardless of what happened before in our relationship, you still care enough to look out for me. And I’m nothing but grateful to have you in my life. Thank you for sticking around. 

[seolestial]

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send me a ‘☄’ and i’ll tell you something i like about you

☄ — I actually really like your personality. I see you around on Sohee’s statuses, as well as dash and I’m always like “wow she seems really chill and nice to be around, I should talk to her.” But I never do because I’m a punk. I’ve always admired you when you were in the Wonder Girls—you were my one of my faves. Don’t tell Sohee! I don’t know, I like watching you from afar and observing what type of person you are, and I can tell that if we became friends, it would be an interesting relationship. Unnie... Notice me ㅠㅠ

[seolestial]

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send me a ‘☄’ and i’ll tell you something i like about you

☄ — Height. You’re so tall... like... giant status. I’m already considered above average in height, but you’re literally almost a good 20 cm taller than me. It’s cute, though. That’s what makes you extremely charmin’. And you look good with me? I kind of balance your height out, and we have that leeway to still take cute couple pictures. 

☄ — You’re surprisingly cuter than I expected. Always thinking about what’ll make me smile and how to make me.... how do you say.... scream that “you’re icky.” It’s not even like you’re trying to do the cute.... but you are the cute.

☄ — Very understanding. Cannot stress this enough. You listen to me, you realize what I like, what I don’t like, and you make an effort to help me with my problems to its entirety. You’re willing to sit down and hold my hand, consoling me through whatever mood I’m in. 

☄ — Such a patient man. Never jumping out of the boundaries. You know Naeun would kill you if you did, whoop. Your patience combined with your gentleman-like attitude is refreshing to be around. I’ve known you for so long, and it’s kind of funny for us to be.... a thing now? And you waited until now? Patience is truly a virtue. Goes a long way, eh?

☄ — Beautiful smile. Beautiful man. Just beautiful inside and out. I can’t really describe it (you know how bad with words I am, please forgive me). I don’t know. I just really like you, that’s all.

[seolestial]

☄ ☄ ☄ ☄ ☄

send me a ‘☄’ and i’ll tell you something i like about you

☄ — You’re really blunt and honest. You don’t beat around the bush and you’re so upfront with a lot of things. I really like that about you, ‘cause I’m like that around my close friends, too. You literally do not take shit from anyone and that’s 100% admirable. Strong minded, never weak. That you.

☄ — You’re a good listener, too. Maybe it’s because I’ve known you for so, so long, but you always know when I’m in one of those ??? moods and you rush over to comfort me. You’re compassionate and empathetic. 

☄ — I don’t think I told you this before, but I like the way you handle your problems too. You don’t push them aside, like other people. You actually sit down, think about what happened, and then try to fix it. Sometimes it might not be for the better, but you had the balls to do it in the first place. Being upfront is better than sneaking around.

☄ — You’re freakin’ hilarious too. Can’t even try to not laugh when I’m around you. Sometimes it’s unintentional. You just crack a joke here and there, and it’s not even supposed to be funny but it is. We have the same humor, so I get most of your lame ass jokes. PS. Don’t quit being an actress to be a gag woman. You’re funny but… let’s not go there.

☄ — You’re pretty. *slides into your DMs*