Signs as Complex German Word
Capricorn would be Innerer Schweinehund which translates to “inner dog pig”. This is the voice in your head that tells you to stop procrastinating. Capricorns hear this voice a lot and depending on the situation, will only listen to it 50% of the time.
Aquarius would be Weltschmerz which translates to “world pain”. This is the feeling you get when something in the world isn’t right but you want it to be. It’s usual followed by disappointment of what the world is. Aquarians experience this feeling a lot as they always want to change the world for the better because of how bad it is.
Pisces would be Fernweh which translates to “distance pain. This is basically the opposite of homesickness; you want to be somewhere else other than where you are. Pisces have this feeling everyday for they’re relentless creatures that don’t want to stay in the same place all the time.
Aries would be Lebensmüde which translates to “life tired”. This is exactly how it sounds, it’s when you’re tired of life. Aries are mostly tired of life because they have to sit through all of the bullcrap that comes with it and they just don’t want to do that.
Taurus would be Kuddelmuddel but it doesn’t translate to anything in English. This is what you would call a mess because Taurans usually get themselves into one. They always try to do things for people without thinking and then realize half way in that they can’t actual do it, creating a mess.
Gemini would be Fremdschämen which translates to “exterior shame”. This is the feeling you get when you see someone else failing and you feel that embarrassment too; it’s a more specific version of empathy. Gemini have this feeling because they hate to see others fail as it makes them feel bad that they did and they usually end up trying to help the one who did fail.
Cancer would be Dreikäsehoch which translates to “three cheeses high”. This is the feeling of being overwhelmed with things to do because people think you can do them. Cancers have a problem with this because they are kind of pushovers and basically say yes to everyone, creating a pile of overwhelming feelings and anxiety.
Leo would be Kummerspeck which translates to “grief bacon”. This is when you basically eat your way out of sadness.Instead of trying to face their problems a healthy way, usually Leos would just eat until they feeling better. This usually results in weight gain and more sadness later.
Virgo would be Sitzfleisch which translates to “sit” or “seat meat”. This is the ability to sit down through something very boring or uninteresting. Most people are able to do it but Virgos’ mindsets are usually along the lines of “this will be over soon to right now, I just wait” and that’s exactly what they do.
Libra would be Treppenwitz which translates to “staircase joke”. This is the thing where after you’ve had a conversation or argument with somebody, you suddenly know exactly you wanted to say but it’s too late. Libras, as they get into arguments a lot, get this a lot which irritates them even more.
Scorpio would be Erklärungsnot which translates to “explanation poverty”. This is almost exactly what the translation means, to not have an explanation for something. Whether it be good or bad, Scorpians usually have this type of poverty in most conversational settings.
Sagittarius would be Torschlusspanik which translates to “closing-gate picnic”. This is the feeling of having to do everything you’ve wanted to do in a life time before it’s too late. “I graduated high school! I better get a girlfriend! I graduated college! I gotta get a real job!” are just examples of what Saggitarians will feel on every occasion.
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