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seph | she/they | just a mess of fandom stuff | icon – @/engelvr | header – @/trashedits

[transformativeworks]

AO3 is Exiting Open Beta!

AO3 is exiting open beta! Learn more about how far we've come since launching open beta, our future plans for improvement, and what you can do to contribute at https://otw-news.org/4w2dn3tc 

[ao3commentoftheday]

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[prguitarman]

!

[prguitarman]

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

[thewollfgang]

Ao3 Officially Exiting Beta!

They grow up so fast :')

[thewollfgang]

Don't forget to grab your badge!

[eggplant-crusader]

This makes the Omega joke even funnier

[nataliescatorccioapologist]

Some sick, twisted part of me would love it if Nat watches everyone’s lives fall apart once they get home and starts to carry the guilt of orchestrating the rescue, like she’s the one who took away the sense of purpose and freedom the wilderness gave them and forced them back into a world that they no longer fit into.

[twisted-mockingbird]

That’s her papa btw

[carnationhes]

pre crash Lottie ive grown quite fond of u. hopefully nothing bad ever happens to you

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[s-aint-elmo]

can somebody sic the menswear guy on her that suit's gonna swallow her whole

[s-aint-elmo]

the thing is i do actually think she can pull off the big ass suit

do you think rumi can sue for emotional damages if her girlfriend sets out to woo her mom (who is kind of their boss) dressed better than she's ever been on any of their dates

[s-aint-elmo]

(via @kchzndrvh) have you ever played footsie w somebody who had sports-mode crocs on the whole time only for them to turn around and put on dress shoes for the milf who you both have on your hall pass

[puckishshsh]

[killjo-q]

Girlhood is a spectrum

[killjo-q]

Lottie Matthews

[ghostofava]

god i need something so bad. but what is it

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[harundraws]

Van becoming a goalie: Origin story ™ (credit for the idea goes to @lovevanpalmer/bluevaries ✨)

[harundraws]

"𝘺𝘰𝘶.

𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴."

[andreasketches]

let the games begin🫀🃏