Septy Does Mad Science

A blog for vague containment of my mad science posts. There may be a breach at some point, but that is not my fault. they/them, mad geologist

[homoeroticjunoincident]

what if we explored each other’s bodies [not sex] [i open your ribcage up and start messing around in that thang]

[septarian-sciences]

Hi. Your lab experiment thing just bit me. Why did it do that.

[mewling-cultist]

It bites so that it may learn later to consume.

Be a good subject and record the depths of puncture wounds.

[septarian-sciences]

While I am perfectly fine with being a test subject for certain things, just a little bit of warning as to the purpose of this particular experiment would have been lovely.

Sure, I can give you puncture wound depth details. Fascinating way to ask, but who am I to judge at this point

[homoeroticjunoincident]

homoeroticism of stabbing someone’s eyes out wait no this was meant to be a surgery post fuck

[homoeroticjunoincident]

anyway the homoeroticism of painting your hands with someone else’s blood all warm and getting it under your fingernails and feeling it dry

[homoeroticjunoincident]

nevermind i just remembered i should be cooped up in a cage and not allowed to ever talk to anyone incase i get ideas POST CANCELED

[leafyztar]

Noooo :( come back

[homoeroticjunoincident]

THE POST IS BACK ON the homoeroticism of gently running a knife down someone’s chest and putting a hand on their stomach to steady them and feeling them shake under what you’re doing to them and their breath hitch and their hands clench and them try to stay as still as possible but still end up shifting under your knife causing it to just rip further into them

[homoeroticjunoincident]

the homoeroticism of pulling their chest apart with your hands

[homoeroticjunoincident]

the homoeroticism of reaching into their chest and brushing your fingertips against their organs and petting them and feeling them twitch and work. the homoeroticism of shifting around their organs and mapping every crevice of their body onto your hands. the homoeroticism of gathering up a part of their intestines in your hands and holding them oh so gently and slotting their organs back into their skin. the homoeroticism of dragging your hands up their organs. the homoeroticism of watching their lungs pump and then getting to feel the stutter as they gasp for breath for yourself. the homoeroticism of plucking their heart out of their chest and cradling it in your hands.

[homoeroticjunoincident]

the homoeroticism of putting them back together of making sure you arranged everything back just right (even though it’ll never be the same as it was before) and sewing them shut of leaving evidence. the homoeroticism of letting them fall asleep in a puddle of their own blood and carding your bloody fingers through their hair when they’re asleep

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[d3composeddolly]

[stjohnstarling]

Don't tell anyone but if you do enough shots of embalming fluid you become immortal.

[stjohnstarling]

Has anyone ever told you that you look beautiful laid out under a surgical light?

[evilvillain123456789]

I'm sorry that you apparently felt "tortured" by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive additude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it's clearly a source of pain in your life.

[stjohnstarling]

Sorry I can't make it this evening. Yeah, conducting unethical experiments on my boytoy again. Yeah, it'll be all night.

[thoughtsofadom-deactivated20230]

youre cute i wanna torture you

[scientifichubris]

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

[cunt-inent]

only an autopsy if you're dead... please use the proper name for my vivisection table

[schakira]

[beastliness]

do you want to play exploratory surgery with me? 👉👈

[andreweatspussy111]

do you have a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me well actually it is a knife and I’m doing to dissect you for sexual reasons cuz I’m happy to see you

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

*to ethics board* well im sorry you feel that way (lie detector attached to me starts blaring) but i thought my experiments were benefitting humanity (lie detector has started incorporating subtle amen breaks)

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[parakavka]

I have expanded my selection of hazard sign pins! Choose from the road sign style pins or the bar designs or mix and match them together. They also pair great with my recently restocked first wave of hazard pin designs.