“Yikes, people in Maine don’t really know how to handle jokes do they? It must be something in the water but thanks for letting me know God doesn’t accept formal complaints, I’ll try to get him on twitter instead. As for the whole research thing? I like to have the element of surprise on my side.”
— ❝ “Something in the water”? Is that some kind of shitty medication joke? ❞
❝ Ugh - you’re killing me. You’re the one who came to Maine expecting California, apparently, so I’m not crazy. And it’s not a “people in Maine” thing, that’s rude. God. ❞





