As lost as Alice, as mad as the Hatter.

I'm Sammi, and I'm in love with many things this world has to offer. header photo by: pandarij

[spannie]

I love this set so fkn much ❤️.

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[markiplier]

surprise

[septicssam]

So I made a Sara hah this should be interesting

sammispark.sarahah.com

[septicssam]

Me: Ok, NOW I'm over Mystic Messenger.

Cheritz: *releases 707 and Jumin body pillow + other pillows*

Fandom: *rises from the grave to celebrate 1 year of Mystic Messenger*

Me: Will I ever regain my soul from this game?

[nitw-edits]

[nitw-edits]

[paulmcgannswig]

[kazucrash-deactivated20191209]

Night in the Woods Publisher: Finji Developer: Infinite Fall Platform: Windows, Mac, Linux, PlayStation 4 Year: 2017

[ivan-borowski-nitw]

Bite my ass. Go legally braindead due to lack of oxygen from choking on my entire ass.

Your mom (not a joke)

[sludge-wizard]

[mana-chan]

we can’t leave her out!

[septicssam]

Mae's Mom: You shouldn't insult people larger than you.

Mae: But then I wouldn't get to insult anyone!

[mintykiwi]

it’s gonna be

[marielgum-deactivated20180902]

Jack’s shy face comes out

(from “TIME TO GET SCHWIFTY | Mr. Shifty”)

[septicssam]

Happy birthday jack!

Well, I'll start by saying this, HAPPY BIRTHDAY @therealjacksepticeye :) I wanted to write this because I wanted to send a little positivity your way today! 2016 was a really hard year for me physically and emotionally. After what seemed to be a small accident of me falling down the stairs last april, it turned into a big ordeal that lead to surgery, a recovery period of 8 to 9 weeks on crutches unemployment money issues etc. I was physically drained because of the ankle surgery and mentally drained because I felt awful. My parents although they love me, aren't always the kindest of people so I was constantly being put down because I wasn't able to walk or fend for myself. However, (here's where the positive comes in so stay with me) after a year of unemployment, being on crutches, being put down by both my mother and father I'm feeling much happier. And honestly I don't think I could have made it through all of that if it wasn't for jacks videos. While I was recovering I could put on undertale, or happy wheels or skate 3 and just feel happy. I could put on reading your comments and not feel alone, or just watch whatever he uploaded that day and I just felt one hundred times better than I had before. And thanks to jacks videos I was able to finally put my foot down and decide to make a big change in my life, which is moving out of my parents and going two and a half hours away to live. It's scary but honestly jacks overwhelming positive attitude just lit a fire in me to want to do BETTER. So that's what I'm doing! So whether he sees this or not is fine. But if he does read it, Hi! And happy birthday, but if you read through the whole thing, do me a favor and send someone something positive. It can be on anon or not, but send something positive to a stranger today! Thank you so much for reading this and if it's your birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY! if not, I still hope you have a great and wonderful day anyway!

[justpandapop-deactivated2019021]

A theory about why Jack’s hair has been sticking up lately.

[therealjacksepticeye]

Hahaha