tis one thing to be tempted, escalus, another thing to fall

Hi I'm Lucy. I'm a thirty something year old Brit. 50% fandom, 50% bullshit.

[thecrabman]

cuno slur-based weather powers

[sunbleachedbitch]

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

[fuck-customers]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[obsolete-borger]

[countably-infinite-rats]

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[delphinidin4]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Whenever I replay fallout new Vegas I can’t stop thinking about how the game starts with you being shot in the head and that’s a big deal but then you spend the rest of the game getting shot by enemies, sometimes including in the head, and you just walk it off no prablem

[itsbenedict]

[chujellys]

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

[chujellys]

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…

[videogame-fake-brands]

Liquid Demonseed - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

[bunniope]

[nerdreamer]

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[baelcrtargaryen]

Bertie Carvel as Baelor Targaryen A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS (2026 - )

[fuckyeahclaudiablack]

babe wake up new claudia black pictures dropped ❗️via viggostyl

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[strawbeb]

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

[saywhatjessie]

#it’s only a soliloquy if it’s in verse #otherwise it’s just a sparkling mental breakdown

[flayboymagazine]

they’ve always got Alicent Hightower in a situation that you would see in the plot of a mobile game advertisement

[duckbunny]

media literacy includes understanding why a media product was made, to whom it's being sold, and the assumed preferences of its marketing demographic. narrative is not produced or sold in a vacuum.

[duckbunny]

you might be totally correct that your ship would be narratively satisfying. I don't know, I'm not watching your show. Whether your ship is likely to happen on the show is a whole different question to whether it's satisfying, because the show is being sold to Netflix or Amazon or the BBC, and they are purchasing a show they think they can market to a particular demographic and that demographic isn't you, the nightmarishly online tumblr user. The show is being made for marketability to a constructed average viewer. It is being funded with that audience in mind. This art is being made to commission, and commissioned art is art, but at some point you have to stop expecting the Church to commission a statue of Lucifer fucking St Michael. It might be narratively satisfying, but that's just not what they're paying for.