serana-vampire-princess

Tamriel's favourite vampire

[serana-vampire-princess]

Oh. Thank you I guess?

[miraak-the-dovahkiin]

We have a gremlin list, time to give us a favorite people list too!🫵

“I don’t have many I like so this should be easy enough to list:

1. Kayla

2. Josh and Kogan-I think if I don’t put them within the same ranking they’ll both dramatically try to curse me or something

3. Does a dog count? If so, Winnie

4. Surprisingly both Lydia and Serana, they have to tolerate a decent amount of bullshit from Dragonborns’ so I respect that

5. Bjorlam, someone should give that man a better pay

[serana-vampire-princess]

Aw, thank you, Miraak!

[father-of-vampires]

𝕶𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖍𝖎𝖒. 𝕮𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖍 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘. 𝕿𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖆𝖙 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖍. 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑. 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖉𝖎𝖊.

OOC: Everyone's favourite Daedric Prince reporting for duty!

[serana-vampire-princess]

Shoo!

[serana-vampire-princess]

“What you been up to nowadays Serana?” :3

@kayla-dovahkiin

Nothing much to be honest. I was turned into a puppet for a bit like everyone else.... how have you been? Everything good?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! That sounds a bit unpleasant. I’m doing alright, made some new friends and one of them is now a roommate too. Miraak, Kogan, and I been getting to hang out a lot.”

:3

[serana-vampire-princess]

Don't think I've met this Kogan person, but Miraak? Didn't he try to kill you to escape Herma-Mora?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh that….haaaaaa-um technically? I mean we tried to kill each other but uh we formed alliance to escape Apocrypha so….yeah!”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Oh! That's a relief... how did you escape Him by the way? Daedric princes are, you know, nothing to mess with.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“It’s sort of a long story, hard to explain-black books, Telvanni magic, etc etc. Miraak likes to joke Hermaeus Mora was glad we escaped because I was too annoying to stay in Apocrypha.”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana chuckles.

Yeah, I can understand the prince. I'm joking. I'm glad you're alright. And that Miraak doesn't want to kill you anymore.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“HAHA! Me too! You can’t really date someone if they want to murder you ya know?”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Date? You're dating the guy who wanted to kill you? Explain the logic to me.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Uhhhhh, long story?”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Make it a short story if you can. Or tell me the long story, I am immortal after all-

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Okay uhh:

-Miraak and I battle in Apocrypha, we end up with an agreed draw and alliance to escape together

-We get back to Nirn and sort of stick together with Teldryn til getting back to mainland Skyrim

-Eventually alliance turns to friendship-it was a bit of a process of course-he ends up staying at my place, I mean he’s been away from Nirn for millennia and also doesn’t enjoy most uh places and people

-And then uhhh, feelings happen overtime and now we’re dating yeah

Yeah that’s the short summary I think!”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Very short and concise. I am glad it worked out for you too.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Yeah me too, funny how things work out sometimes. What have you been up to then?” :)

[serana-vampire-princess]

Really not much. I have been exploring Skyrim. I've also heard there's a dragon war going.

[serana-vampire-princess]

“What you been up to nowadays Serana?” :3

@kayla-dovahkiin

Nothing much to be honest. I was turned into a puppet for a bit like everyone else.... how have you been? Everything good?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! That sounds a bit unpleasant. I’m doing alright, made some new friends and one of them is now a roommate too. Miraak, Kogan, and I been getting to hang out a lot.”

:3

[serana-vampire-princess]

Don't think I've met this Kogan person, but Miraak? Didn't he try to kill you to escape Herma-Mora?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh that….haaaaaa-um technically? I mean we tried to kill each other but uh we formed alliance to escape Apocrypha so….yeah!”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Oh! That's a relief... how did you escape Him by the way? Daedric princes are, you know, nothing to mess with.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“It’s sort of a long story, hard to explain-black books, Telvanni magic, etc etc. Miraak likes to joke Hermaeus Mora was glad we escaped because I was too annoying to stay in Apocrypha.”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana chuckles.

Yeah, I can understand the prince. I'm joking. I'm glad you're alright. And that Miraak doesn't want to kill you anymore.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“HAHA! Me too! You can’t really date someone if they want to murder you ya know?”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Date? You're dating the guy who wanted to kill you? Explain the logic to me.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Uhhhhh, long story?”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Make it a short story if you can. Or tell me the long story, I am immortal after all-

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Okay uhh:

-Miraak and I battle in Apocrypha, we end up with an agreed draw and alliance to escape together

-We get back to Nirn and sort of stick together with Teldryn til getting back to mainland Skyrim

-Eventually alliance turns to friendship-it was a bit of a process of course-he ends up staying at my place, I mean he’s been away from Nirn for millennia and also doesn’t enjoy most uh places and people

-And then uhhh, feelings happen overtime and now we’re dating yeah

Yeah that’s the short summary I think!”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Very short and concise. I am glad it worked out for you too.

[serana-vampire-princess]

“What you been up to nowadays Serana?” :3

@kayla-dovahkiin

Nothing much to be honest. I was turned into a puppet for a bit like everyone else.... how have you been? Everything good?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! That sounds a bit unpleasant. I’m doing alright, made some new friends and one of them is now a roommate too. Miraak, Kogan, and I been getting to hang out a lot.”

:3

[serana-vampire-princess]

Don't think I've met this Kogan person, but Miraak? Didn't he try to kill you to escape Herma-Mora?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh that….haaaaaa-um technically? I mean we tried to kill each other but uh we formed alliance to escape Apocrypha so….yeah!”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Oh! That's a relief... how did you escape Him by the way? Daedric princes are, you know, nothing to mess with.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“It’s sort of a long story, hard to explain-black books, Telvanni magic, etc etc. Miraak likes to joke Hermaeus Mora was glad we escaped because I was too annoying to stay in Apocrypha.”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana chuckles.

Yeah, I can understand the prince. I'm joking. I'm glad you're alright. And that Miraak doesn't want to kill you anymore.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“HAHA! Me too! You can’t really date someone if they want to murder you ya know?”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Date? You're dating the guy who wanted to kill you? Explain the logic to me.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Uhhhhh, long story?”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Make it a short story if you can. Or tell me the long story, I am immortal after all-

[serana-vampire-princess]

“What you been up to nowadays Serana?” :3

@kayla-dovahkiin

Nothing much to be honest. I was turned into a puppet for a bit like everyone else.... how have you been? Everything good?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! That sounds a bit unpleasant. I’m doing alright, made some new friends and one of them is now a roommate too. Miraak, Kogan, and I been getting to hang out a lot.”

:3

[serana-vampire-princess]

Don't think I've met this Kogan person, but Miraak? Didn't he try to kill you to escape Herma-Mora?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh that….haaaaaa-um technically? I mean we tried to kill each other but uh we formed alliance to escape Apocrypha so….yeah!”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Oh! That's a relief... how did you escape Him by the way? Daedric princes are, you know, nothing to mess with.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“It’s sort of a long story, hard to explain-black books, Telvanni magic, etc etc. Miraak likes to joke Hermaeus Mora was glad we escaped because I was too annoying to stay in Apocrypha.”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana chuckles.

Yeah, I can understand the prince. I'm joking. I'm glad you're alright. And that Miraak doesn't want to kill you anymore.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“HAHA! Me too! You can’t really date someone if they want to murder you ya know?”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Date? You're dating the guy who wanted to kill you? Explain the logic to me.

[serana-vampire-princess]

“What you been up to nowadays Serana?” :3

@kayla-dovahkiin

Nothing much to be honest. I was turned into a puppet for a bit like everyone else.... how have you been? Everything good?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! That sounds a bit unpleasant. I’m doing alright, made some new friends and one of them is now a roommate too. Miraak, Kogan, and I been getting to hang out a lot.”

:3

[serana-vampire-princess]

Don't think I've met this Kogan person, but Miraak? Didn't he try to kill you to escape Herma-Mora?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh that….haaaaaa-um technically? I mean we tried to kill each other but uh we formed alliance to escape Apocrypha so….yeah!”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Oh! That's a relief... how did you escape Him by the way? Daedric princes are, you know, nothing to mess with.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“It’s sort of a long story, hard to explain-black books, Telvanni magic, etc etc. Miraak likes to joke Hermaeus Mora was glad we escaped because I was too annoying to stay in Apocrypha.”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana chuckles.

Yeah, I can understand the prince. I'm joking. I'm glad you're alright. And that Miraak doesn't want to kill you anymore.

[serana-vampire-princess]

“What you been up to nowadays Serana?” :3

@kayla-dovahkiin

Nothing much to be honest. I was turned into a puppet for a bit like everyone else.... how have you been? Everything good?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! That sounds a bit unpleasant. I’m doing alright, made some new friends and one of them is now a roommate too. Miraak, Kogan, and I been getting to hang out a lot.”

:3

[serana-vampire-princess]

Don't think I've met this Kogan person, but Miraak? Didn't he try to kill you to escape Herma-Mora?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh that….haaaaaa-um technically? I mean we tried to kill each other but uh we formed alliance to escape Apocrypha so….yeah!”

[serana-vampire-princess]

Oh! That's a relief... how did you escape Him by the way? Daedric princes are, you know, nothing to mess with.

[serana-vampire-princess]

“What you been up to nowadays Serana?” :3

@kayla-dovahkiin

Nothing much to be honest. I was turned into a puppet for a bit like everyone else.... how have you been? Everything good?

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! That sounds a bit unpleasant. I’m doing alright, made some new friends and one of them is now a roommate too. Miraak, Kogan, and I been getting to hang out a lot.”

:3

[serana-vampire-princess]

Don't think I've met this Kogan person, but Miraak? Didn't he try to kill you to escape Herma-Mora?

[serana-vampire-princess]

“What you been up to nowadays Serana?” :3

@kayla-dovahkiin

Nothing much to be honest. I was turned into a puppet for a bit like everyone else.... how have you been? Everything good?

[serana-vampire-princess]

You would love my chemical romance

Is this a pick up line? I'm not interested.

[serana-vampire-princess]

🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄

And why would you give this to me?

[serana-vampire-princess]

Got any flirting advice?

No, not really. Just don't do any pick up lines.

[serana-vampire-princess]

"Miss Serana, would you answer some of my questions and help me satisfy my curiosity? First, do you – vampires, in general – actually drink the blood out of people, or would you say it is more similar to 'draining their life force'? Second, I've heard a few vigilants of stendarr, who are in no way an accurate source, say that vampires are undead, and others saying they are daedra instead. So from a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being "fully daedra" and 10 being "fully undead", where would you say you land on that scale?"

( @djai-the-curious )

We do drink blood out of people. Depending on how skilled of a necromancer you are though you can drain someone's life force but it's not through biting, it's a spell.

From a scale from 1 to 10, I'd like to say 8.

[djai-the-curious]

"Ah, fascinating." Djai nodded, writing down everything she said on a clipboard.

Then, when he finished writing, he looked back up at her.

"Would you do me another favor? I've always been curious. . ." He extended his left arm to her, rolling up the sleeve. He didn't finish the sentence, but his gaze shifted to her face, her fangs. There was a certain expectancy in his eyes. His lips curved into a smile, whiskers twitching in anticipation.

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana looks between the arm and his face.

Curious about what? Arms? You got two from the looks of it.

She's being purposefully difficult.

[djai-the-curious]

He roared with laughter at her response, so amused by it that it was hard to stop laughing. When he could finally snap out of it, he took a deep breath, wiping the tiny ink-black tear that spilled out of his eye.

"Hah, hah. . . People never cease to amaze me!" He closed his eyes, smile growing into a toothy grin. "You know exactly what I mean. I've wondered what it would be like to experience getting bitten by a vampire."

"By the way, technically I have no arms, but that's a whole different and quite philosophical topic I do not want to get into right now. Maybe after you bite me."

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana frowns.

Okay? Feel free to push me away if it seems like I'm enjoying myself too much.

She grabs his arm and sinks her teeth into it. Immediately the taste of ink fills her mouth and she pulls away and spits out the ink she got into her mouth.

Why in Oblivion is your blood like that?

[djai-the-curious]

"Aww, couldn't you bite it for a bit longer? I don't think I quite got how it feels!" He complained, but wrote something down on his clipboard anyways.

"I don't get what you mean, my blood is completely normal!" He teased. Seemingly, it was his turn to act difficult. Though he couldn't bear to say it in a serious tone. "Perhaps you are just picky, hm? Was it not to your tastes?"

He took a swig of the ink he was writing with, licking his lips.

[serana-vampire-princess]

Yeah, I am. I don't exactly enjoy the taste of ink in my mouth.

Can I go? I need to wash my mouth out and drink something that is actually blood.

[djai-the-curious]

"Mmm. . . What a shame. It's a great delicacy, after all. Did you know they make spaghetti with ink? It has an amazing flavour. Looks gorgeous too." His tail twitched in amusement as he drank the rest of the ink out of the inkwell. "Very good. You may go. I might have to repeat the experiment, though. Any ideas where I could find other vampires?"

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana wrinkled her nose as she watched him drink the ink.

No, not really. I don't talk to many vampires anymore.

[serana-vampire-princess]

"Miss Serana, would you answer some of my questions and help me satisfy my curiosity? First, do you – vampires, in general – actually drink the blood out of people, or would you say it is more similar to 'draining their life force'? Second, I've heard a few vigilants of stendarr, who are in no way an accurate source, say that vampires are undead, and others saying they are daedra instead. So from a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being "fully daedra" and 10 being "fully undead", where would you say you land on that scale?"

( @djai-the-curious )

We do drink blood out of people. Depending on how skilled of a necromancer you are though you can drain someone's life force but it's not through biting, it's a spell.

From a scale from 1 to 10, I'd like to say 8.

[djai-the-curious]

"Ah, fascinating." Djai nodded, writing down everything she said on a clipboard.

Then, when he finished writing, he looked back up at her.

"Would you do me another favor? I've always been curious. . ." He extended his left arm to her, rolling up the sleeve. He didn't finish the sentence, but his gaze shifted to her face, her fangs. There was a certain expectancy in his eyes. His lips curved into a smile, whiskers twitching in anticipation.

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana looks between the arm and his face.

Curious about what? Arms? You got two from the looks of it.

She's being purposefully difficult.

[djai-the-curious]

He roared with laughter at her response, so amused by it that it was hard to stop laughing. When he could finally snap out of it, he took a deep breath, wiping the tiny ink-black tear that spilled out of his eye.

"Hah, hah. . . People never cease to amaze me!" He closed his eyes, smile growing into a toothy grin. "You know exactly what I mean. I've wondered what it would be like to experience getting bitten by a vampire."

"By the way, technically I have no arms, but that's a whole different and quite philosophical topic I do not want to get into right now. Maybe after you bite me."

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana frowns.

Okay? Feel free to push me away if it seems like I'm enjoying myself too much.

She grabs his arm and sinks her teeth into it. Immediately the taste of ink fills her mouth and she pulls away and spits out the ink she got into her mouth.

Why in Oblivion is your blood like that?

[djai-the-curious]

"Aww, couldn't you bite it for a bit longer? I don't think I quite got how it feels!" He complained, but wrote something down on his clipboard anyways.

"I don't get what you mean, my blood is completely normal!" He teased. Seemingly, it was his turn to act difficult. Though he couldn't bear to say it in a serious tone. "Perhaps you are just picky, hm? Was it not to your tastes?"

He took a swig of the ink he was writing with, licking his lips.

[serana-vampire-princess]

Yeah, I am. I don't exactly enjoy the taste of ink in my mouth.

Can I go? I need to wash my mouth out and drink something that is actually blood.

[serana-vampire-princess]

Still a plushie?

Still a plushie...

[constantlydistractedwriter]

......

Grabs and runs.

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana squirms around.

Put me down!

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya drops her, but only because suddenly, she too is now one with the plush.

"FUCK!"

[serana-vampire-princess]

Haha!

... how do we turn back?

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I DON'T KNOW!" Freya wails.

[serana-vampire-princess]

There there.

Serana pats her on the back.

There must be someone who knows how to reverse this.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya, if she could, would sweat.

"Yes ... maybe."

As long as she hadn't kidnapped them. And if so -- well, they'll help Serana.

And probably throw Freya into a toy chest.

[serana-vampire-princess]

Let's go to Winterhold. There's probably a mage or two who knows how to reverse this.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya waved her small, plush hands in the air, "Can you portal us there? If so, we need to hurry before the others find me!"

[serana-vampire-princess]

I'm a mage but not that good of a mage. Perhaps...

Serana looks for a dead animal. She brings a fox back to life and hops on its back.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Oh, well. Freya supposes this will work.

It has to.

Quickly, she jumps behind Serana and clings to her waist, "Good thinking!"

[serana-vampire-princess]

Thank you!

They ride to Winterhold. Much faster than them walking there especially as plushies. And because the fox is undead, it didn't need a break to catch its breath.

Hours later they arrive at the edge of Winterhold.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Thank the Gods for you! If that one vampire finds me, I believe he will set me on fire. Then put me out and do it all over again and again ..."

Only Gelebor would stop him. But maybe not after her cute aggression toward both of them.

Then, there was Nirithur, Mora, and Gods - if Sam ever found out ...

[serana-vampire-princess]

No worries. I might know someone who could help us...

Serana's fox runs them through the destroyed city until they reach a small house in the middle of the city. She makes the fox knock on her door.

@dragonborn-archmage

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oooh! I want to keep it."

The fox.

Anyway -- "Who is it?" squeaks the small, tiny Nord plushie.

[dragonborn-archmage]

Morgan opens the door. Confused at first before she looks down at them. She tries very hard not to laugh when she sees Freya.

Oh my Gods, this is hilari- unfortunate. Very unfortunate. Come inside.

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana hops off the fox and walks into Morgan’s house.

I'm just gonna skip the pleasantries. Can you turn us back to normal?

@constantlydistractedwriter

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Grumbling, Freya wrinkles her nose while staring up at Morgan, trailing behind Serana.

"Yes, yes, so unfortunate."

She's glad Teldryn is not here to see this. And she will never tell him.

@dragonborn-archmage

[dragonborn-archmage]

I could absolutely turn you back to normal. I might suffer some consequences but it's fine. But you-

She points to Freya.

You tried- no, you did kidnap me as a plushie. I think this is a fitting punishment for you.

Morgan turns to Serana and casts the spell that turns her back to normal.

[serana-vampire-princess]

Serana is finally back to normal.

Thank you Morgan. Good luck, Freya.

And with that, she leaves.

@constantlydistractedwriter