Randos & Shit

SPOILERS AHEAD FOR STAR WARS AND THE ABOMINABLE BRIDE

[nrthuldraa]

[my-space-girlfriend]

Princess Protection Program would be 5000x better if it were gay and that’s the tea.

[weheartpattinson-blog]

[animusrox]

Atlanta | 02x06 “Teddy Perkins”

[yourbigsisnissi]

This episode messed me up

[eboradio]

Michael Jackson conspiracy theory

[the-saltiest-black-girl-you-know]

Southern Gothic is some scary shit 

[tropicalhomestead]

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

[flawsinthisworld-deactivated202]

You spelled boiled wrong

[tropicalhomestead]

My apologies:

Anything the government says is boiled

[twosillycorgis]

Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff

[bbycas-deactivated20190121]

pls tell me im not the only one

[disneyfeverdaily]

#ugly crying

[growtiredofpublicvulnerability]

[serenad]

Judge : your dish tastes bad

Chef : I had a really rough life

Ted : thank you chef

[rooby]

Chopped

Ted Allen: And your final basket ingredient for the dessert round is… rat testicles

Chef 1: I cook rat testicles in my restaurant 5 days a week. I got this.

Chef 2: What is a testicle. I’m going to put it in the ice cream machine.

[stream]

Atlanta | S02E02

[denisvileneuve]

Dead Poets Society (1989, Peter Weir)

[catstieeel]

elisa’s friends didn’t kinkshame her at all even when she literally fucked a fish and that’s the kind of love and support I need in my life

[heart8r8ker]

best picture was won by a film where the main character is mute and uses sign language. her two best friends are a closeted gay man and a black woman. it was directed by a mexican immigrant and y'all wanna focus on the fact that there was interspecies boning?

[smithya1333-deactivated20250930]

we can make our cake and eat it too. catch me ridin fish man dick while celebrating diversity and representation.

[qujoie]

[callmebliss]

They monch

[cipheramnesia]

They cronch

[cipheramnesia]

They cluster up in bonch

[callmebliss]

They ever so glad you invited them to bronch

[kim-jisoo]