soulsbornring dragonfuckers!
list of the characters who (probably, or tried, or wanted to) fucked a dragon in a souls game:
Feel free to add more i may have forgotten in the notes!
no one i could find, but if there's one it's very probably King Allant (freaky bastard).
Gwyn with Seath and there's no competition here. Biggest dragonfucker freak with tons of warcrimes to both their names. And he was so into it that they got Priscilla, Gwyndolin, and probably Yorshka out of it.
Gough/Kalameet (more like Gough fucked Kalameet's wing and ribs with his bow, lol)
Aldia. There's no way this sadistic mad scientist didn't do it, and let's be honest that's surely not the most disturbing thing he ever did.
dragon knights: simps based af, mad respect to them for following their dreams.
DS3: aka the game where we can finally say "now we're talking"
Oceiros. And probably with necrophilic tendencies too.
Shira with Midir: most underrated ship in ds3 ever. How Shira talks about her "dear friend" Midir breaks my heart every time. Both being raised away from the world in a secluded city with cult-like education. Filianore surely being a good mother figure to them both but Gwyn's decrees really fucked them up in the head, Shira in particular.
Nameless King/King of the Storm: dignified son of his dad. Ultimate based dragonfucker. I am sure he watched Gwyn and Seath have at it one day and couldn't forget it. He fought a duel to the death with a dragon king and they became inseparable since, which in insight could be a kind of "marriage" between two royalties of their respective species, and stayed with his new husband on the peak, building with his fellow simps the place we know today. How humans eat stones to become dragons and how dragons used magic to turn more human like (men-serpents) show how invested they were in the cohabitation and mingling of their two intelligent species. How NK rides KoS with no reins or saddle, in perfect symbiosis. How KoS still keep his dearest mate with him despite his hollowing. And how NK's spear trembles and hesitates before he claims the soul of the dying dragon! The feels! Oh the feeeeeels! a love story for the ages!
drakeblood knights: just as based as their ds2 predecessors. Archdragon Peak could have been a new capital of interspecies life and i really wonder how it could have thrived had it not died by the event of the game.
There are no dragons in bloodborne, but the Forbidden Woods are filled to the brim with snakes, so i give the medal to all the inhabitants of the Forbidden Woods, the Madaras twins being on the very top.
Elden Ring: aka the game where dragonfucking is literally canon
Godwyn and Fortissax. The best boys, the goats, the proud warriors that made peace between two cultures at war by saying "let's be friends instead". No "but". They fought, they fucked, they were so close that Fortissax cursed himself to try to give Godwyn proper funerals. There's even a dragonkin race in the character selection ffs!
Lansseax: she had a whole harem of Leyndell knights and Vyke definitely had her special favours.
Rykard/world devouring serpent: While not dragons per se, Serpents remain their kindred, and if you want THE canon non ambiguous reptilefucking couple in the whole series, it's them. Idk how eating Rykard counts as fucking (kinky tho), but this "union" gave birth to the man serpent race of this game, so congratulations Rykard, you get first place in this list!
Godrick. Like, come on, you saw it like me, he fisted that dead dragon head! Oceiros and Him would have been friends i think.
Igon, with how many times Bayle fucked him up and sent him tumbling down his mountain, only to come back and ask for more every time!
The dragon simps with the ancient dragon in Sekiro. Whatever their relationship is, i can respect that, go my lads!
Dragon priestess (ER): i made her lose the favours of her lord and now she has crowned me her new lord as a replacement. Cannot say i don't owe her an apology for having been a douche like that.
Dragonlord Placidusax/gloam-eyed queen: a stretch from my part but since their reigns both take place just before Marika claimed the elden ring, i headcanon them as god and elden lord together.
Rya: best girl, i wanna marry her <3
Players using the dragon stones to turn into dragons since the dawn of times: this is pride month and dysphoria is a bitch. Go my fellows become dragons!