[jamesonftw]

You’re right, maybe I do tell you too often. I’ve just never met a girl who didn’t annoy me after a week. I have a short attention span, but you seem to be holding it so far. I don’t really know how to be romantic, my bad. I knew you were into me. It’s my sweet dance moves, right?

[serenaduh]

Hey, it is very much apprciated. Aw, I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me. No, I'm just kidding around, you're good just the way you are. Well, it's quite an obvious thing.. Oh yeah, of course.

[jamesonftw]

  Come on, girl. Don’t be modest, it’s cool to know you’re the shit. Yeah, I wasn’t conscious, but I was still in motion, that’s gotta count for something. I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not. But really, do you wanna go out on a date, or something? I think you know I kinda like you. 

[serenaduh]

Hey, I know i'm the shit.. You remind me very often. Complete sarcasm, c'mon I may be a cool ass chick but i'm not that cool. Wow, you're such a romantic.. A date might be nice though. I kinda like you too, oddly enough.

[jamesonftw]

  Well none of them are gonna be right compared to you, even I know that. Damn, but breaking phones takes effort, babe. What do I gotta do to be deserving? I can make music with my armpit…

[serenaduh]

Now that's very true, kidding. You weren't even concious for the third time, so much effort. Yes, that's perfect it just makes me want to marry you on the spot..

[jamesonftw]

  It was actually a group of dudes. I’ve been getting tired of the mass amounts of screaming girls asking me a million questions about the band. Plus, it’s like none of them have a sense of humor. I pulled out my whoopee cushion and everything. Even though I like stickers, I’d settle for a kiss, or something. 

[serenaduh]

Ah of course, well clearly you aren't meeting the right girls my friend. I think that can be arranged, you'll have to do something to deserve it though.. Not just break three phones.

[jamesonftw]

  Drunk, of course. Last thing I remember was hanging out with some fans, next thing I know I wake up in my trashed hotel room and my phone’s smashed on the floor. Third one in three weeks, that’s gotta be some kinda record. Impressed?

[serenaduh]

Ah, some lucky ladies got the best of you it seems. I think it is, seriously.. I'm so impressed, you deserve a sticker along with a medal.

[jamesonftw]

  Let’s just say…they should come with a ‘smashed against the wall’ warranty. 

[serenaduh]

Were you angry or drunk? Why on earth would you smash your phone against the wall?

[holland-roden]

[serenaduh]

@serenadude: sometimes I get motivated and go outside........ Sometimes. 

[pclymaths]

I walked out to town to get some coffee and the woman behind the counter says, "You know who you look like? That Jason Jassui’s girlfriend—Nirvana Cavelry.”

—Was it terrible of me to say I’ve never heard of her?

[serenaduh]

God, some people are so freaking clueless it's almost embarrassing.. I think that was the perfect response though.

[jamesonftw]

Looks like I need yet another new iPhone. Don’t ask.

[serenaduh]

I'm just going to ask, why?

[sawyeraf]

Taking time off from this place did me some good — so who missed me?

[sawyeraf]

[serenaduh]

Why did you take some time off? Or I mean.. Where did you go?

[serenaduh]

I DONT WORK TOMORROW SO I'LL FINALLY BE ON OKAY I SWEAR GOD 

[serenaduh]

im so tired but i really want to reply and poop ugh, oh ya btw if you wanna plot ya you should 

[kheringtxn-blog]

  No thanks?

[serenaduh]

What, do you have something better to do?

[fckrihannon-blog]

  Why are you unable to take yourself? Bars don’t need you to have a parent or guardian.

[serenaduh]

Because it's boring going to a club alone, it's also very dangerous.. The buddy system is like made for clubs.

[casscndras-blog-blog-blog]

  What’s so great about it? There isn’t really a purpose because you’re secretly being mean. Yet, the person knows it. I guess so. I feel like everyone deserves chances. Without them, how will they ever prove themselves? Do you dislike me? Pills are easier and usually the cherry flavor makes me gag. Really? That’s quite lucky! I don’t think I ever had one unless my parents got me one when I turned one. I’ve always seen them at carnivals. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one shaped like a lizard, do you have a picture? Let’s do it!

[serenaduh]

I think sarcasm can also be taken into a funny way though, I wouldn't always consider it to be mean. Oh yeah, I completely agree with you on that.. Everyone does deserve a chance, I just get very easily annoyed. Nope, not at all.. I mean, you haven't done anything annoying or anything. I hate the grape flavour, it was always so gross. Yeah, I guess I was a pretty lucky kid.. Hmm, I may have one, I'd have to dig through some boxes for sure because I was at least eight.

[casscndras-blog-blog-blog]

  That’s nice to hear. No. I feel like I’m not mean enough for it—like my tone of voice can’t do it. Maybe in the right setting. I’ve never really disliked someone before, though. That’s good. I’m pretty sure you’re not. Like how medicine loses its taste after a while? I haven’t had a balloon animal in forever. I loved the little dog ones. A party with balloons of course!

[serenaduh]

Lucky for me that I do have a tone of voice where I can use sarcasm, because I'm not sure what I'd do without it. Really? That's quite lucky.. It's very easy for me to dislike someone honestly. Exactly, except in my opinion medicine never loses its taste so I have to take pills. I had them at like every single one of my birthday parties as a kid. I got a lizard and it was the coolest thing ever. Now that sounds just fabulous, we should throw one.

[casscndras-blog-blog-blog]

  That doesn’t mean we can’t get along though! No. I really wasn’t. To be honest, I never can pull off sarcasm. But, I would tell you and I can promise you I was being genuine. You’re very welcome! Aw. That’s a shame. You seem like fun now and you’re not drunk right? I think I need to go ask Kails about the throat burn thing, though. That’s the best! Balloons are fun, until someone pops them—then they’re a nightmare. You should through a real one sometime. I’ll even help if you’d like!

[serenaduh]

I do agree completely with you on that one. You can't pull of sarcasm? Really? I just thought everyone could honestly. Alright well good. No, not drunk at the moment.. At least not that I know of? I think once you're used to it, it really doesn't burn all that much. They are, especially balloon animals. Throw a balloon party? Or a party with balloons because I'm quite lazy.