uninviting;

polymath; a person that is interested in everything, and in nothing else. preston kelly. nineteen. scholar. "they think me m a c b e t h, ambition is my folly. i'm a p o l y m a t h,, a pain in the ass; a massive p a i n."

[keagsromero-blog]

keagan: do u ever love toaster strudel so mu c h that u ….. just… …

[pclymaths]

preston: ........it's too early for this.........

[wordsnquotes]

Did I read because I was lonely, or was I lonely because I started to read?

Grace Metalious (via foodemojis)

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why don't you try loving someone? maybe then you'll be less cold all the time.

“Tried that. Didn’t like it. I’m good.”

[pclymaths]

you remind me of the anon icon low key

“A gray circle clad in sunglasses surrounded by an endless void of slightly lighter gray…

— You flatter me.”

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i bet u a lowkey freak....u know what they say about the quiet ones ;)

“Your attempt to insult me is poor at best and could you please refrain from allowing that gross misuse of the semi-colon and end parenthesis to persist in the future? It’s making me uncomfortable.”

[pclymaths]

have you ever been in a fist fight? if so, what happened?

“What kind of question — I would assume somebody got punched, right?” 

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spank me daddy

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do you keep things bottled up because youre scared of letting people in

“Let me answer your question with another question: is it any wonder why people are not to open Pandora’s box? No, because all kinds of horrible, dark, monstrous, depressing things are stored in there. I find it’s a lot like my head. So forgive me for wanting people to stay out of there.”

[corcs]

meet the future kelly’s - 1/ ??

[pclymaths]

JUST HOLD MY FUCKING HANDS PRESTON ITS FOR THE WEDDING ALBUM

“Cora, I didn’t want to do this but I can and w i l l fill for harassment if you keep this up. And for gods sake, what did we talk about? INSIDE voice.”

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have you accepted cora yet? will you publicly hold her hand yet?

“Mon dieu…not again…did C o r a send this? 

— VALERIEVA, FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT A COUPLE! STOP CHANGING YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS ON FACEBOOK AND PHOTOSHOPPING OUR FACES ON HOLIDAY CARDS TO SEND TO MY FAMILY!”

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how does it feel seeing chanel have a good time with all these other boys? don't you care?

“Um — who said I care about Chanel?”

[pclymaths]

you and naveed could be best friends like him and chanel are :)

“Thanks for playing. Survey says no.”

[pclymaths]

tb to that time you saved dylan from a tree

“Just to be clear: I did not ‘save’ Dylan, he simply fell and my arms just so happened to be open and, as I am not a complete monster, I caught him. That was all. It was a lucky moment of complete coincidental happenstance. Please do not liken me to a superhero of any kind; your affections are misguided and I have no desire to possess them.”

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why r u so emo all the time like lighten up

"I really…don’t understand what this means. The emu — if that’s what you’re trying to say — is a flightless bird native to the continent of Australia. I’m not sure what connection you’ve fostered between me and Dromaius novaehollandiae, but I don’t appreciate it. Is this a pop culture reference not outlined in the required textbook reading? Also…lighten up? I don’t — I’m a person, not a lightbulb, thanks. I am not a thing to be brightened or dimmed for your amusement.”

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who do you hate the most?

//dinkleberg voice 

KHAN

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tell us a story about your high school days

“That won’t be necessary. There are a m y r i a d of young adult novels written on highschool experiences that can be found in thousands of library locations as well as innumerable Hollywood blockbusters that were created specifically to cater to your needs. I trust either of those options will be able to satisfy your thirst for this kind of information much better than I can.”