[tupacabra]

*in a masc way* hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[larval-tear]

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

[identitty-dickruption]

cannot stop saying “call me richard the way I’m the third”. I’m not even a third anything. can someone more appropriate take this curse from me

[segamascott]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[thestrawberryfool]

It's easy to stay motivated to get outside and go places when Guillermo del Toro is walking behind you, pushing you forward with his psychic powers.

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[annabelle--cane]

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

[maxxie-or-smth]

HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you

[despazito]

[glowcowboy]

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

[dorothylarouge]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

[devilishdescent]

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis