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@sergeant-lewis
Greetings. I am not sure what this site is. And I am not sure how my students have gotten access to it considering the magical restrictions on the grounds of St. Churnleys. Either way, I will mostly be using this "blog" to keep a watchful eye on them.
(yes i copied this off the Hexmaster)
I want to see all the students showcase control on this site and not neglect their schoolwork .
Kevin: Rules are made to be broken.
Edgar: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Kevin: Uuh, glowsticks.
Monty: Piñatas.
Roland: Karate boards!
Brandon: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Edgar meant that he (aka Nothing) is made to be broken. We are dealing with him right now, don’t worry…
leave the kid alone cmon
We did, now he’s your problem... For now at least.
oh neat
are you killable by the way?
Yes, but Edgar will die with Us.
is there a way that does not happen?
Obviously not. You really aren’t doing anything to help anyone right now.
Is there anything going wrong Sasha?
yeahhhh uhm. edgars been maybe possessed. one of the first years. crow boy. im trying to figure out whats going on
Oh.
That is unfortunate.
Kindly leave that to the Hexmaster and the faculty. We do not want you to also be infected by this..... voice.
awwww okay
im just messing with it a little? im not gonna actually go meet up with it. just doing research
Alright. I trust you.
Also, what were those rumours about you running away from the school?
uhhhhhhhhhh well you see. it was christmas and id promised some people id spend christmas with them. and stuff
I hope you realise what a dangerous thing you have done. You could have been trapped in the Plagueround.
I will be reporting this to the Hexmaster. Please do not attempt such a thing again.
you'd have just forgotten about me anyway it doesnt really matter. besides, i know how to handle the plagueround.
okay. thats fair. is there an option to go home for christmas. like an escort through the plagueround?
Yes. Please ask one of the teachers the next time you wish to leave for the holidays.
Kevin: Rules are made to be broken.
Edgar: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Kevin: Uuh, glowsticks.
Monty: Piñatas.
Roland: Karate boards!
Brandon: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Edgar meant that he (aka Nothing) is made to be broken. We are dealing with him right now, don’t worry…
leave the kid alone cmon
We did, now he’s your problem... For now at least.
oh neat
are you killable by the way?
Yes, but Edgar will die with Us.
is there a way that does not happen?
Obviously not. You really aren’t doing anything to help anyone right now.
Is there anything going wrong Sasha?
yeahhhh uhm. edgars been maybe possessed. one of the first years. crow boy. im trying to figure out whats going on
Oh.
That is unfortunate.
Kindly leave that to the Hexmaster and the faculty. We do not want you to also be infected by this..... voice.
awwww okay
im just messing with it a little? im not gonna actually go meet up with it. just doing research
Alright. I trust you.
Also, what were those rumours about you running away from the school?
uhhhhhhhhhh well you see. it was christmas and id promised some people id spend christmas with them. and stuff
I hope you realise what a dangerous thing you have done. You could have been trapped in the Plagueround.
I will be reporting this to the Hexmaster. Please do not attempt such a thing again.
Kevin: Rules are made to be broken.
Edgar: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Kevin: Uuh, glowsticks.
Monty: Piñatas.
Roland: Karate boards!
Brandon: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Edgar meant that he (aka Nothing) is made to be broken. We are dealing with him right now, don’t worry…
leave the kid alone cmon
We did, now he’s your problem... For now at least.
oh neat
are you killable by the way?
Yes, but Edgar will die with Us.
is there a way that does not happen?
Obviously not. You really aren’t doing anything to help anyone right now.
Is there anything going wrong Sasha?
Kevin: Rules are made to be broken.
Edgar: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Kevin: Uuh, glowsticks.
Monty: Piñatas.
Roland: Karate boards!
Brandon: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Edgar meant that he (aka Nothing) is made to be broken. We are dealing with him right now, don’t worry…
leave the kid alone cmon
We did, now he’s your problem... For now at least.
What are you talking about edgar?
(sergeant Lewis was manning the school in the headmasters absence, so she doesn't know anything)
i have it on reliable information sasha has ran away. again.
Oh no.
We must find them. Do you have any information as to where Sasha could be? I only hope they don't get stuck in the Plagueround...
sooooo are you one of the first years that saved Lenny, gave Sarge a headache thats still not gone and got us all cake?
- Sasha (they/them) @occasionally-invisible
Uhh, yes?
I didn't know her headache didn't go away though, I'm sorry about Sarge
in that case, you're absolutely insane and also thank you the cake was awesome
yeah apparently you kept running away from detention. not that im supposed to know, but neither sarge or singh checked their reflections :3
SASHA WHY WERE YOU OUT OF CLASSES AND LURKING AROUND!
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HURT
i drew Sargeant Lewis :D
Heyyyyyyy Hexmaster
How’s your day been?
@dont-touch-me-it-will-hurt (I can’t tag the blog yet)
Hello Evans,
It has been a day, to say the very least. One of thr first years went missing so I am currently going on a wild crow chase to get him back.
Good luck!
I know you've got this!
*They salute with a gloved hand*
Also.. how many times do I need to ask you to just call me "Jordan"?
As you are still technically under the tutelage of us, you will still be known as Evans.
And thank you, dearly, for the well wishes.
No problemo!
Soooo, what you're saying is that I have to wait until I'm teaching solo for you to actually use my first name?
..and there's nothing that could convince you to start early? Cause I don't know how long it'll be before I'm actually made a steward.
*they start whispering in a joking manner*
And I don't think Sarge is ever going to retire
Did someone call me?
Evans, what mischief are you up to now?
I'm not up to anything. I was just asking the Hexmaster if he could possibly start calling me Jordan instead of 'Evans'.
But apparently, he won't do that until I'm an actual teacher. And that isn't happening until you, Kelly, or Hinks retire.
Yes Evans, and no, I don't plan on retiring any time soon.
You heard me, didn't you?
Anyway, is there nothing else you could call me? Evans just feels.. icky. It's too formal.
Too formal for me, I mean. Not that you guys going by 'Sarge' and 'Hexmaster' is too formal, but you like that. I don't like Evans.
Yes I heard you.
Alright then, what should I call you?
I doubt the Hexmaster will call you anything but Evans though
I had a feeling.
Uh, just Jordan would be nice? Only if you don't mind.
Okay then... Jordan
Good evening.
Evening, Sarge.
I assume you just want me to stick with Sarge?
Of course. I do not want students to call me Kerry.
Heyyyyyyy Hexmaster
How’s your day been?
@dont-touch-me-it-will-hurt (I can’t tag the blog yet)
Hello Evans,
It has been a day, to say the very least. One of thr first years went missing so I am currently going on a wild crow chase to get him back.
Good luck!
I know you've got this!
*They salute with a gloved hand*
Also.. how many times do I need to ask you to just call me "Jordan"?
As you are still technically under the tutelage of us, you will still be known as Evans.
And thank you, dearly, for the well wishes.
No problemo!
Soooo, what you're saying is that I have to wait until I'm teaching solo for you to actually use my first name?
..and there's nothing that could convince you to start early? Cause I don't know how long it'll be before I'm actually made a steward.
*they start whispering in a joking manner*
And I don't think Sarge is ever going to retire
Did someone call me?
Evans, what mischief are you up to now?
I'm not up to anything. I was just asking the Hexmaster if he could possibly start calling me Jordan instead of 'Evans'.
But apparently, he won't do that until I'm an actual teacher. And that isn't happening until you, Kelly, or Hinks retire.
Yes Evans, and no, I don't plan on retiring any time soon.
You heard me, didn't you?
Anyway, is there nothing else you could call me? Evans just feels.. icky. It's too formal.
Too formal for me, I mean. Not that you guys going by 'Sarge' and 'Hexmaster' is too formal, but you like that. I don't like Evans.
Yes I heard you.
Alright then, what should I call you?
I doubt the Hexmaster will call you anything but Evans though
I had a feeling.
Uh, just Jordan would be nice? Only if you don't mind.
Okay then... Jordan
Good evening.
Heyyyyyyy Hexmaster
How’s your day been?
@dont-touch-me-it-will-hurt (I can’t tag the blog yet)
Hello Evans,
It has been a day, to say the very least. One of thr first years went missing so I am currently going on a wild crow chase to get him back.
Good luck!
I know you've got this!
*They salute with a gloved hand*
Also.. how many times do I need to ask you to just call me "Jordan"?
As you are still technically under the tutelage of us, you will still be known as Evans.
And thank you, dearly, for the well wishes.
No problemo!
Soooo, what you're saying is that I have to wait until I'm teaching solo for you to actually use my first name?
..and there's nothing that could convince you to start early? Cause I don't know how long it'll be before I'm actually made a steward.
*they start whispering in a joking manner*
And I don't think Sarge is ever going to retire
Did someone call me?
Evans, what mischief are you up to now?
I'm not up to anything. I was just asking the Hexmaster if he could possibly start calling me Jordan instead of 'Evans'.
But apparently, he won't do that until I'm an actual teacher. And that isn't happening until you, Kelly, or Hinks retire.
Yes Evans, and no, I don't plan on retiring any time soon.
You heard me, didn't you?
Anyway, is there nothing else you could call me? Evans just feels.. icky. It's too formal.
Too formal for me, I mean. Not that you guys going by 'Sarge' and 'Hexmaster' is too formal, but you like that. I don't like Evans.
Yes I heard you.
Alright then, what should I call you?
I doubt the Hexmaster will call you anything but Evans though
Heyyyyyyy Hexmaster
How’s your day been?
@dont-touch-me-it-will-hurt (I can’t tag the blog yet)
Hello Evans,
It has been a day, to say the very least. One of thr first years went missing so I am currently going on a wild crow chase to get him back.
Good luck!
I know you've got this!
*They salute with a gloved hand*
Also.. how many times do I need to ask you to just call me "Jordan"?
As you are still technically under the tutelage of us, you will still be known as Evans.
And thank you, dearly, for the well wishes.
No problemo!
Soooo, what you're saying is that I have to wait until I'm teaching solo for you to actually use my first name?
..and there's nothing that could convince you to start early? Cause I don't know how long it'll be before I'm actually made a steward.
*they start whispering in a joking manner*
And I don't think Sarge is ever going to retire
Did someone call me?
Evans, what mischief are you up to now?
I'm not up to anything. I was just asking the Hexmaster if he could possibly start calling me Jordan instead of 'Evans'.
But apparently, he won't do that until I'm an actual teacher. And that isn't happening until you, Kelly, or Hinks retire.
Yes Evans, and no, I don't plan on retiring any time soon.
Heyyyyyyy Hexmaster
How’s your day been?
@dont-touch-me-it-will-hurt (I can’t tag the blog yet)
Hello Evans,
It has been a day, to say the very least. One of thr first years went missing so I am currently going on a wild crow chase to get him back.
Good luck!
I know you've got this!
*They salute with a gloved hand*
Also.. how many times do I need to ask you to just call me "Jordan"?
As you are still technically under the tutelage of us, you will still be known as Evans.
And thank you, dearly, for the well wishes.
No problemo!
Soooo, what you're saying is that I have to wait until I'm teaching solo for you to actually use my first name?
..and there's nothing that could convince you to start early? Cause I don't know how long it'll be before I'm actually made a steward.
*they start whispering in a joking manner*
And I don't think Sarge is ever going to retire
Did someone call me?
Evans, what mischief are you up to now?
I know we're all proud of Monty and sad about Poe and scared for Roland
but can we talk about how thematically perfect it was for Kevin to be the one to finally destroy the thing? the "useless" one that it literally mocked the whole time?
if monty and edgar didnt fall out the window, they wouldve defeated the thing. it was just a coincidence that i got it. monty saved edgar from being splatted. and roland helped me. i was just the one who did the last blow. for all i know, it only had a few more steps left in it!
please recognise the other three!
All of yous have done a good job. Have some cake. Congratulations on defeating that creature. A very good show of control lads.
Roll From The Hip - The Plagueround, Episode 2: Into The Plagueround (2025)
Part 1
Bonus:
seriously, i love edgar, but he cant reassure people for shit.
Well, at least I know someone's taking care of Monty.
Heya Sarge!
How's.. control going?
(It's Jordan btw!)
@dont-touch-me-it-will hurt (tag isn't working but it's fine)
Good day to you Jacob
Control is going fine, thank you.
(i can't find your blog, can you tell me ur curse, I'm so sorry)
Oh
My bad, Jordan.
I always get your name wrong don't I?
Heya Sarge!
How's.. control going?
(It's Jordan btw!)
@dont-touch-me-it-will hurt (tag isn't working but it's fine)
Good day to you Jacob
Control is going fine, thank you.
(i can't find your blog, can you tell me ur curse, I'm so sorry)
